Nightmare Wedding

That was fun.

- Fun? - Nice?

Awesome. Perfect. - That was perfect.

That was a perfect first date.

Well...

I had a really good night.

I'm sorry.

I-

Goodnight.

Did you... want... to?

No, no. I have class tomorrow morning.

Yeah. Me too.

The same class actually.

Goodnight, Sandy.

Goodnight, Max.

My gosh. Roman?

Sandy. I have to come up.

I was about to go to bed. I have a 7am class.

I need to talk to you now.

What's wrong? - Roman:

I have to tell you something.

Can you just let me up?

No. I'll come down.

No, no, no.

Sandy.

I swear to God if you don't let me up...

Hun, where are you?

Hey! - My god. You scared me.

You're home early, smarty pants.

Are you the first one done?

No, not this time.

That is one long test.

Did you see my present?

I did. Can I open it?

Nope. Not until we hear if you passed.

Shut up.

Congratulations, Doctor.

It's a toy stethoscope. - It's a toy?

No wonder it was so cheap.

It's a good thing I got you this.

This is for marrying me this weekend.

Max. Come on. - Open the box.

We said we weren't going to spend a bunch of...

We promised each other.

With my student loans bills alone. Much less the wedding.

Open the box.

Open it.

Open it.

My gosh.

I love it. Please tell me it didn't cost...

Less than the stethoscope. I swear.

Thank you, baby. - You're welcome.

After all the work you've been doing

it's time you take it easy now.

Yeah. Except getting through this weekend.

It might be as hard as medical school.

Piece of cake. - No. Max!

A piece of cake? - A piece of pizza.

I am seriously freaking out!

I know there was no way around it with the board exams today,

but I just think the logistics of a luncheon,

a bachelor party, bachelorette party,

a rehearsal, and a wedding in three days is kind of...

If half of what could go wrong does go wrong, -Yeah?

it's going to be a clown show.

It's not going to be a clown show. It's going to be a pizza show.

You can tell I'm hungry, right?

I want pizza. You want pizza?

Babe, all brides go insane.

All brides go crazy.

And isn't Lisa taking care of all that bridal shower stuff?

Max, it's not Lisa's wedding. It's my wedding.

Our wedding.

Whatever.

Give me your back, grumpy.

Lisa, who we know is your real maid of honor, she's coming.

Your mom is super helpful.

You are as organized as an army locker.

It's true.

And me, well...

I'm just good at doing what smart,

beautiful, organized ladies tell me to do.

And, I can rub the heck out of your back.

So, relax.

Okay.

Hold on, babe.

What?

I just have to pick up Roman tomorrow afternoon.

During the lunch?

That's tomorrow, right?

Max.

I'm sorry, baby. - Well can he just taken an Uber?

I can't, Sandy. That's my best man. My best friend.

And he's been so generous with us.

Okay. Okay.

Fine. Fine. Um...

So you won't go.

We'll just make it a straight bridal shower.

It's mostly for my people anyway.

Are you sure, baby?

He is your best man.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

I love you, baby.

I love you, too.

Maximilian.

Roman! Good to see you!

Sorry it took so long. I couldn't find my bag.

Don't worry about it. I hardly waited.

Still got the Green Machine , huh?

You know what they say, "If it's not broken don't fix it."

So, how that wife of yours?

Not my wife, yet.

Yeah.

Everyone, for those who don't know, I'm Lark, Sandy's mom.

We have a lot to celebrate this weekend.

But this afternoon is a celebration of Sandy.

For those of you who don't know

she just took her medical boards!

And I'm sorry if I'm this overly proud mom of this beautiful, kind and brilliant girl.

I love you, Sandy.

We all love you.

Here's to your accomplishments

and your wonderful Max, and your happiness together.

Hear hear! To Sandy and Max!

You're making me cry.

Cheers!

I bet you Megan loved that speech.

Where is she, anyway, Mom?

She texted. She's on her way.

- Mmmhmm. - But it's 2 o'clock. We're half done.

Just be patient with her. You know she's still finding her way.

Don't worry. She'll be here, okay? -Mmhmm.

The woman of the hour.

- Dudes! - Meggars.

- Sorry I'm late. - Why are you late?

You look great. You so fancy.

How long have you guys been here? I've been looking for you.

At the bar?

No, I got this at another bar.

I am going to put your presents in the car.

Megan, do you want to help me?

I just got here.

Aunt Clara!

Okay...

I am so glad she's here.

Okay. What is wrong?

What?

Nothing. Why? - Are you kidding me?

You look like you've just lost your best friend. But I'm standing right here. So...

Look.

I'm going to stop by with Roman...

Why is he bringing Roman here?

Max asked Roman to be his best man. - What?

And you told him, " No way. I don't want cooties on my wedding day," right?

- I couldn't tell him. - Why not? Come on, Max is easy.

Just tell him you can't bear Roman's icky company.

We shouldn't talk here. Come on.

Wow. Okay.

How am I now just hearing about this?

Because I didn't want to tell you before, because...

you can kinda be a little judgmental sometimes.

What? Me?

Okay, fine.

Alright. Fair point.

So the guy you lost your virginity to is your groom's best man.

I am not judging.

I am just asking.

That's correct. - Okay.

Why are they even friends?

Roman pursued Max as a friend and it just sorta... happened.

I don't know. - It's weird.

And you didn't tell me because you thought... - Because I thought you'd

be mad at me for not handling it.

Mad at you? Honey. No, no, no, no. Sandy, Come here. Come on.

You are not the weird one, okay?

This is not your fault.

It's like ever since we've gotten engaged, they've gotten even tighter.

Well, there is one more thing.

The reason why I couldn't tell Max that I didn't want

Roman at the wedding is because...

Max doesn't know I slept with Roman.

My God! So Listen, please just pretend like this is normal.

This didn't happen, okay? - Yes.

Totally normal. - You can't say anything to Max.

- Of course. - Or anyone else.

I am 100 percent with you, okay?

100 percent. Come here.

We are going to ignore him.

Mmhmm. And we're gonna have loads of fun.

And of course we're not going to tell Max this weekend.

Or ever! - Okay! Right. Okay.

You have to be really nice to Roman.

Just for my sake. Just this weekend.

Girl, I'm always nice.

I am. Okay I can be... shut up. Let's go.

This is Roman, my best man and best friend.

Well hello! Hello there.

You going to be okay?

You ready? Let's go.