My Airhostess Roommate (恋爱前规则)

You want to escape, eh?

If I don't get out of here, I'll turn into a hooligan

oh Yeah?

Use this to take care of her

If you could, you'd go up there right now!

You think I don't dare?

Hold on

Go ahead and laugh

Soon you'll get what's coming to you

Who changed them?

What are you playing at?

I'm asking you, who changed my clothes?

What did you do to me?

Could you talk a little slower?

Hooligan!

Don't break that, really!

It's dangerous

Then answer my question

OK, go ahead and ask

What happened to the clothes I had on?

You passed out drunk in the hallway yesterday

Some people helped bring you in here

Then you changed my clothes?

It was Auntie Wang from downstairs

The doorkeeper Auntie Wang?

You know her?

So you live in this building too

None of your business!

Then what happened to my clothes?

They're on the balcony upstairs

The thing I broke

I can pay for it

I made all this with my own hands, how can you pay for it?

Say a number

I won a prize at a high school competition for this

It's been with me ever since

I'm sorry

It's okay, just get out of here

Thank you

What's your name?

Lu Fei

Let me formally introduce myself

My name's Lu Fei

Made in Taiwan, in the 1980's

So far, everything? been running smoothly

I'm a pretty good animator

Some folks say life's all about motion

But I think life's about always trying something new

That's what's let me lead a nice and stable life here in China

For five years and seven months, I've lived here, as a shut-in

Now let me make all of you suffer a bit

Know which one is me?

Who is it?

Fei, are you trying to go back to the Middle Ages?

Turn on the light and eat!

Man, you play tricks a lot

Fei, I gotta say, you should pay the tab you've run up

Hello?

Hi, Mom

Eating?

I'm okay

A girlfriend?

No, I'm still looking for a girlfriend

You're coming to Beijing?

Well, it's fine if you come

I'm the same as I was, though

You're looking for a girl?

I know the perfect website

“Love apartments, ” it's all the rage!

I don't need any chick

Dude, when I look at you, I see how sick you are

So I don't believe in love, what's so hard to understand about that?

Just focus

I guarantee you

Come out of this monastery

and hit the dating scene!

“Little lost lamb”

Hey, look at this

“In my next life I want to be reincarnated as a man

and marry some woman like me”

Pretty interesting, isn't it?

You're becoming quite the matchmaker

Ooh, look at this one!

Hey, some news for you

You've hurt me deeply

The stuff you turned in

got me told off by the investors

No way!

Were my ideas that bad?

The boss just told me four words:

“Utterly implausible, thoroughly fantastical”

Is he just trying to bludgeon me to death?

You're suffocating any possible result acting like this

It's like you're masochistic. Why?

Look, please talk to the boss for me

Give me one last chance

You don't believe in love at all

How could you put together a romantic love story?

“Give me one last chance”

And if this last chance doesn't work out,

I'll never leave the house again for my entire life

One last chance

If this fails you won't need to leave the house

I'll make you jump off the roof!

Remember me?

Could you let me in to hide for a bit?

Please? Just let me hide, okay?

Let me introduce you

This is Lu Fei

This is the boyfriend you were talking about?

Lu Fei, this is the Mr. Bai I was telling you about

I set it!

It's not just that I don't believe he's your boyfriend!

But you'd really pick someone like him to be your boyfriend

or even just pretend to be your boyfriend

than pick a good boyfriend like me?

It's like a comedy duet!

Double act

Thanks for helping me out again

It was nothing

Could you help me one more time?

I'm not sure how to use the computer I just bought

Thank you

I remember this used to be a bedroom

How come you changed it into a workroom?

It's quieter upstairs

It's a better work environment

So cute!

Why does it look like a girl's toy?

I designed that a while ago

You designed it?

You read stories online too?

This story, Pan Long, is being adapted into a cartoon

I'm planning out some of the weapons. for the character design models

I won't cause you any more trouble

Trouble?

When your girlfriend comes in here

and finds a strange girl in your room

she'll certainly be upset

I don't believe in love

What?

Marriage is the tomb of love

love is the shackle that binds freedom

I don't understand

Love is supposed to be this miracle

like this big cake dropped from heaven

but

often the cake that actually drops down is just a lump of coal

Okay, I've helped you create a password

When you go online nowadays

you need to keep your files password-protected

Otherwise, it's like walking down the street naked

What I mean is

I already set a password for you

Thanks

What's its name?

Clare

Clare

That sounds good. See you!

Do you not remember me, or did you just wake up?

Let me guess, your computer's having problems again

The bag's a bit heavy

Where's the fridge?

The fridge? Over there

Thanks

What happened? This smells disgusting!

This is expired

This expired too

How has this all gone bad?!

These are all “green products”, you'll like them

Are you from the quality inspection bureau?

Our rule is:

All food items that have expired

or are about to expire will be thrown away

You're too kind

The refrigerator at my place is broken

So I'm putting these things here for now

Then when will you come back and get them?

I'll be back in two days to pick them up.

Don't move them

What's your name?

Ran ling

If I take it out...

and it falls on the floor...

then it doesn't count as stealing, right?

Curiosity killed the cat

This is pitting my curiosity against my self-discipline!

I'll just take one glance. Who wouldn't take a peek?

She must be a cosmetician

How did you get in?

Your door wasn't closed, so I just walked in

What are you doing this time?

My place doesn't have a balcony

I just need to borrow yours to hang my quilt out to dry

Give me a hand

You've got almost the same taste in face packs as I do

Not almost the same

Exactly the same

Hey, are you stealing my face packs?

What, isn't my face