Full House

It's not in the kitchen.

We have to find it. It's gonna start soon!

I checked the washer, I checked the dryer.

I even checked the lint trap. Nothing.

Hey, guys, good news!

- You found it? - Nope.

But I found this bear claw on my slipper.

It's not outside! It just disappeared.

Well, we checked all the boys' secret hiding places.

It's official. The remote is lost!

That's fine.

You know, one of us could, actually, just walk over

to the TV and hit the power button.

No way!

'Look, Comet's got it.'

- Hey, you found it. - 'Good boy, Comet.'

Quick! On, boy!

Ah, let's do that funky thing.

Two, three, four!

So that's great!

You-you guys might not recognize it

but-but that's satisfaction.

Hey, Jess..

You might not recognize it

but we're trying to rehearse here.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, right.

Hey, boys, listen to your Uncle Gary.

If you wanna grow up and be good strong musicians

you gotta rehearse. Now, let's, uh..

Let's practice that Mick Jagger thing we been doing.

Let's see it.

You see that, they got the lip, the stance

they got...you guys don't care.

Alright, uh, boys, uh, go play with your Play-Doh

and watch daddy play some music, okay?

Here we go. One more time.

Uh, one, two, three--

Jess, honey, I hate to interrupt

but which one of these swizzle sticks

do you wanna choose for the Smash Club?

Alright. Sorry, guys.

You know, when you own a club

as I do, every decision is critical.

I mean, even the swizzle stick

is a-is a science kinda thing.

I mean, it-it's gotta be durable, storable

it's gotta set the right mood..

- Blue ones are cheaper. - Blue sets the right mood.

Jess, when you're gonna be in the right mood

to play little music, huh?

Right now, right now! Sorry, let's do it.

Uh, one, two, three, four.

Jesse, they need us down at the radio station right away!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

- Huh? - They need us down..

They need us down at the radio station right away.

What are you talking about? We're The Rush Hour Renegades.

What happened to The Lunchtime Lunatics?

Oh, they quit, they got in a big argument

with The Morning Maniacs

over who's gonna fill in for The Weekend Wackos.

It's getting crazy down there, Jess.

Yeah, yeah, sounds like it. Okay.

Uh, meet me upstairs. I'll be up there in a few minutes.

Okay, right.

Hey, guys, uh, I'm sorry

but...I'm gonna have to cut it short.

Jess...we're tired of cutting it short, man.

What are you talking about?

Listen, this is the hardest thing we ever had to do.

But the guys and I, we took a vote..

...and we voted you out of the band.

What do you mean, out of the band?

We gotta, we have a big gig next weekend.

You got..

You knuckleheads.

Oh! That's funny.

Jess, I'm not trying to be funny.

Look...you're just not into the band anymore.

I mean, you got all this other stuff in your life, now, man.

You've-you've lost your passion for the music.

I'm sorry.

I haven't lost my passion, you..

You guys are serious about this?

Come on, you guys are like family!

Johnny Low-end.

Tony, Gary..

...Lonnie.

It's Lanny.

Lanny, right. Lanny-La, the guy I like to call Lanny!

- The Lan man! - Jess!

Hey, man, I'm sorry.

It's over!

Guys?

Daddy, your friends wanna play anymore?

Not with me.

I had such a wonderful time with you today, Deej.

Yeah, I had a lot of fun, too, Nelson.

Deej, this guy is the perfect boyfriend.

I mean, he's so rich, he cashed a check

and the bank bounced.

Hey, Nelson, thanks for inviting us today.

You're a prince and a half.

The rides, the games, the shows

you have the best backyard.

So...Nelly boy..

What are you treating us to next weekend?

Well, actually, uh, my father's throwing

an end-of-the-summer soiree on one of our yachts.

It-it's the little one. But it should still be fun.

Why don't you all come, hm?

- 'Sure, it sounds great.' - 'Yeah?'

Yeah.

- I'll see you later. - Okay.

Bye.

Wow! A party on a yacht!

Imagine, me, little Stephanie Tanner

rubbing elbows with the rich and famous.

I'll party with them

but do I gotta rub 'em?

Look, Nelson's a great guy..

but I'm breaking up with him.

What?

I just don't feel any chemistry between us.

And if I don't end it now

I'm just gonna be leading him on.

Well, can't you just lead him on

to the yacht for one more party.

Look, I'm not gonna stay with a guy

just because he has an ATM in his living room.

Sorry, Steph, looks like you're back to rubbing poor people.

Hey, I-I can't believe the Rippers dumped me like that.

I mean, we're like brothers.

You know, Roger, Gary, Lonnie.

- Lanny. - Damn!

You-you know, it-it's like

they stabbed me right in the heart.

Sweetie, I know, that it hurts

but you gotta get on with your life.

I mean, so you don't have a band.

You still have your music.

Yeah, you know, what? You're right, you're absolutely right.

You know, I'm gonna do that gig next weekend

as a solo artist.

I'm mean, I'm not a singer slash songwriter.

I'll write a song and slash sing it.

That's it, honey! That's the right attitude.

Anger slash bitterness isn't gonna get you anywhere.

Right, I've got an idea

right now for a new tune.

'Comet?'

Comet!

Comet?

Comet, that's our dinner.

Comet, I command you to drop those wieners.

I'll call the pizza guy.

That won't be necessary, honey.

Comet is a smart enough dog to know

that if he doesn't drop those hot dogs right now

I'm gonna take him back to the groomer

that puts those little pink bows in his hair.

Okay. Ew!

Why is Comet so hungry?

Comet, did anybody feed you today?

Let's get you some food.

Jesse, according to the schedule here

on my work wheel

today was your day to feed Comet

and FYI, tomorrow you walk him.

Danny, I'm sorry, but I have too much on my mind

to decode your stupid work wheel.

Jess, for the millionth time

you simply line up your name, the day, the week, the month

lift the little flap, find your magic chore number

and look it up on the task table.

What could be easier?

I'll walk Comet tomorrow.

Michelle, you're a little too small to be walk Comet.

Comet will be walking you.

Besides, Uncle Jesse knows it's his responsibility.

And he's gonna do it with a smile.

Hey, babe, I don't need The Rippers anymore.

No, see, this is the beauty, this is the beauty

behind this whole thing.

Your club is gonna be the first

to have Jesse Katsopolis, alone and unplugged.

Absolutely! Yeah.

I hate it, too.

No, no, no! Plugged, man.

Plugged! Plugged is the way to go.

In fact, I'm-I'm plugged right now.

- 'Yeah.' - Uncle Jesse..

- It's time to walk Comet. - Yeah, not now, sweetheart.

I'm on the phone, a very important phone call.

'Listen, I-I know!'

I-I know, I promised you a band

and a band is what you're gonna get, okay?

But, Uncle Jesse, he really needs his walk!

He's sitting with his legs crossed!

'Right..'