Go Goa Gone (गो गोआ गॉन)

Change it.

The remote's close to you.

It's closer to you.

I switched on the TV.

I ordered the pizza.

I opened the door.

I rolled the bloody joint. - I made the bloody roach.

I ordered booze. - But I paid for it.

Actually, forget it.

I don't mind this film

I love this film.

What a nice dance I tell you.

Where did you get the money? For all this?

Don't know.

This morning I gave my pants to the laundryman..

..and found 2800 rupees in the pocket.

Jackpot!

2800?

The same amount I gave you two weeks ago..

..for paying the electricity bill.

It was two months due.

You.. didn't pay the bill.

Someone check the fuse.

Power-cut.

Power..

Power..

Fine, I'll check.

Bunny.

Bunny. - Bunny.

You all right?

Bunny? - Bunny?

Shit!

You.. - What happened?

Your face.. - Dude, is that shit on your face?

Evil-dead types! - No, not Evil-dead. The other one.

Hollywood ghosts, right? - Yes.

Zo.. - Zom..

Zo..

"Oh! So you're back again with a long face."

"Will you rest.. only after I'm dead?"

"You've come to suck my blood."

"Bloody Monday. Why have you come to suck my blood."

"Thank God's the killer's asleep."

"I won't leave! I won't leave!"

"I won't leave this house!"

"You're back to suck on my blood."

"Bloody Monday. You're back to suck on my blood."

"I won't leave! I won't leave!"

"I won't leave this house!"

"You're back to suck on my blood."

"Bloody Monday. You're back to suck on my blood."

Yes, sir.

I've been working on it all week, sir.

We'll be ready soon.

Of course, sir. Of course, sir.

Fuck you very much, sir.

Why the stupid grin? - What's your problem?

Don't be jealous.

Why would I be?

I'm not the one getting screwed everyday!

At least pretend you're working.

It's his face, it's disturbing me.

Is this last weekend?

Nice, right?

Yeah cool pics.

Okay then, that's it.

I need a break.

I need to stretch.

I know what you mean by stretching.

You aren't going anywhere.

Look Luv, I mean it seriously.

Priyanka's just bad luck for you.

What's your problem with her?

Tell me.

Why are you so crazy after her? Tell me.

Because I.. I..

I love her.

Love?

She isn't your type, or the loving type.

Answer this.

Have you guys even..

..like even once..

No. I'm saving that for marriage.

Is it petrol, that you're saving it?

Look at yourself, Luv.

You and I had a team, dude.

Now this bitch, Priyanka..

..she's making you dance to her tunes.

What the..

WTF! Don't call my girlfriend a bitch.

Hey. FYI! I'm your best friend.

I can call her whatever I want.

And BTW! I say she's characterless.

You're heading for KLPD!

FU! I've known her for six months.

Don't say such things for her.

And IMHO! She's totally.. crazy about me.

Crazy about you? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

It is funny. You won't understand.

You don't know what love is.

Love, my ass

You know what?

You opened my eyes.

I'm going to propose to Priyanka.

I'm going to change my life.

From today, no smoking, no drinking.

I'll become a nice person.

Progress in my career.

Marry Priyanka.

Have some kids.

Why are you saying such things?

Hey, Luv. Look, right now..

..I'm just 40% in my senses.

Please don't play games with me.

Hardik.

This pointless life's over for me, man!

I'm done.

I need to stretch again.

Life's simple pleasures.

Smoking, in a no-smoking office.

I've just one goal in life.

To smoke in every..

..no-smoking place in the world.

Just imagine.

How would it feel to smoke up in the parliament?

We'll form a 'Bhartiya Joint Party'.

You're mad.

One minute.

Hold my joint.

I'll be right back.

Hold your position.

Condom, please. - Which one?

The having sex-kind!

Play longer. Extra-sensitive. Ultra-thin, ultra-pleasure.

In flavours we have mint, vanilla, dark-chocolate, tutty-fruity.

Which one?

Hello.

Hi.

Do you like strawberries or chocolate?

Nothing. I'm dieting. Why?

I'm getting some sweets.

Get something fruity.

Okay.

Strawberry.

Baby.

I am back.

What are you doing?

We're.. going to do it, right? - No.

You just said. - No.

Come on aren't we gonna..

Oh my, God!

Shit. - Shit boss..

I'm screwed now. It's all your fault.

You don't need to worry. You're a girl.

Just open two buttons..

..and the horny old man won't even look at your face.

Simone!

Hey.

Hey you.

Who are you?

Spiderman?

Look here.

Show me your face.

Don't hide.

I know you.

You're.. Hardik, right?

Don't say no.

I can see the tattoo on your back.

Don't hide.

Tomorrow when you come to the office..

..I'll make you take off your shirt.

If I see that tattoo, I'll skin you alive.

Where will you go at this hour?

I'm right here.

Oh, God!

Luv. I am in deep mess.

You don't know what happened with me.

I can't believe where I jumped from.

The boss has seen me.

I broke my hand too.

Where's my stuff?

Fucker!

Where's my stuff?

Where's my shit?

How could you throw this away?

I work hard and buy these things.

And you..

Do you know what they're worth?

Oh!

Hardik. Look at yourself.

You're looking so lowly and helpless.

I feel pity on you.

I did it.

Basically, I cleaned up.

I threw everything away.

From today, no more booze, no more drugs.

Today is the beginning of my new life.

I'm sorry.

I've been..

The point is you're the star of my new life.