Mighty Magiswords

In the woods near Castle Rhyboflaven! Scenery!

Another successful giant-reptile-fighting

royal mission in the Dinosaur Kingdom!

I sure have worked up an appetite. As have I...

but it's an appetite for spending giant amounts of jemms

on marvelous new magiswords!

Aw, but I'm hungry! Oh, hush.

We'll eat later, for we'll be shopping...

...soon at Mount Ma'all!

That's not what I said!

Yay! I win! Och.

Eh?

Welcome to Slugburger...

a slugfest of slugs for your mouth.

Ehh... Simone dear, are you all right? Witchy Simone?

You in there, squirt? That's not my name!!

Oh! I got hair again! Whoa-ahh-ahh!

Ding, dong, dang it, Prohyas! We just lost a customer!

Well, you're gaining one right now. Ooh! What'll you have?

I'd like the... Slugburger.

Would you like to make that a Double Slugburger

for just two jemms more?

Normally I can't stand upselling,

but today I'm gonna say yes!

Make it a Deluxe? Yes!

Mollusk-size the Escar-fries? Yes!

Barrel of Belch Zero? Yes!

Frosty Snail Shake? Yes!

Hot Broccoli Nuggets?! Nope.

24 collectible Piggie Pie Jones toys? Yes!!

One of everything on the menu?! Ye-he-he-hes!!

Okay, that was 185 jemms.

Oh, Vambre, do you want anything?

- Yes, a new brother. - Ignoring that!

Och. A Veggie Slug Wrap, please, Simone dear.

I do need sustenance after our royal mission.

Royal mission? Oh!

Make way for Witchy Simone!

Tell me about it! I want every stinking detail!

Don't you have a job to... Mission!!

That sounds amazing!

What did he just say?

Princess Zange sent us to the Dinosaur Kingdom

to find a Snozzasaurus egg. Mm-hmm!

She heard that they were a new delicacy

and really wanted to try one.

The surly Snozzasauruses were sore,

and a sizable skirmish ensued. Rawr!

King Rexxtopher banished us extra hard this time.

I'm so jealous I could turn you both into rabid ferrets. Please don't.

Witchy, Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Simone?!

What kind of your job doing you call that?

Uh, just making sure our best customer

is having a Slug-tastic experience!

Huh! Tell me another one!

Slug yourself back to the register

and serve this esteemed customer!

That's not a customer...

that's Princess Zange's concierge.

Yeah, his name's, uh... Sir Fancypants Whatzizname.

Actually, it's Reginald Lavisham.

Ah, close enough.

What brings you here, Mr. Lavisham?

Her Royal Highness has another mission for you.

But we just left the castle.

And how did you know we were here?

- You're always here. - True.

Soon at Castle Rhyboflaven...

Princess Zange?! Princess Zange?!

Double crumbs! She's ill!

Your Highness, what's wrong with you?

It is the dreaded Dino-pox.

She caught it from eating that Snozzasaurus egg.

A cure could be made, but it requires a scale

from the rare Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus

native to the Dinosaur Kingdom.

A what?! You realize how mad King Rexxtopher is at us?!

You're the Royal Court's official go-to Warriors,

so go-to!

We've factored the urgency and danger of this mission

into your... especially handsome mission compensation.

Zange dear heart, we swear on the name of Warrior

to find the scale for your cure

and return as swiftly as our Hoverswords can carry us.

You'll be back on your feet making proclamations

and shopping at Keelhaul Cove in no time.

Take care of her, Mr. Fancypants.

That is not my...

...moniker.

Soon in the Dinosaur Kingdom...

Now remember, Brother, we're on the lookout

for the ever-elusive, rare Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus

for Princess Zange!

Zange.

Put those things away, Prohyas.

- You're going to get us caught. - Caught being amazing?

Caught is caught!

What?! The stinkin' Warriors are actually here?!

Then I gots no choices-es-es!

Dino Patrol! Assemble!

Battle Velociraptor!

Battle Brachiosaurus!

Battle Ankylosaurus!

Battle Triceratops!

Gah, too bright!

All right! Let's do this!

Do you think King Rexxtopher knows we're here yet?

No! Gah!

Yes! I told you guys-es, you were banished!

Now we gotsta pummels you boths!

Gah!! Time-out!

Gah... What'd you say? Timeout.

You were banished for being jerks.

You don't get time-outs!

We're sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry!

All we need is a single scale and we'll be out of your way.

Oh, please, King Rexxtopher, you're so noble!

Well, I am pretty nobl...

H-Hey, wait! No way!

You just wants to hurts the dinos again!

We don't want to hurt any dinos! Probably.

You see that little Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus over there?

I've known this little dino since he was an egg!

And I'll never let youse dopes lay a fleshy finger on him! Hmm!

There you go, my little, sweet baby.

Hey, now we know right where the Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus is. Thank you, dear.

Mooks, the both of ya! Dino Patrol, go! Yah!

Killer crush attack!

How do ya like me now, huh?

- Muscley Arm Magisword! - What the...

We got to do this for Princess Zange! Yah!

Bag of Snakes Magisword!

Back, ye foul beasts!

Bling Bling Magisword!

Accessorize yo face!

- Rawr! - Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Night night, dino-mite!

Hey, how are things going over here?

Oh, just fine. I...