The Sales Girl (Худалдагч Охин)

Banana

THE SALES GIRL

The work isn't that bad.

You can go to class in the mornings

and show up in the afternoons.

People hardly come in anyway. There isn't much to do.

But the thing is...

you have to deal with the owner.

She told me to find someone to cover for me, or I'm through.

But the pay is good!

Some customers give big tips.

Why me, though?

I mean, we hardly know each other.

What are you talking about?

We go to the same school!

We see each other every day.

Frankly, you're the only one I can rely on.

The thing is...

no one knows that I work there.

You're the only one who can keep my secret.

Secret?

Why is it a secret?

You get what these are, right?

This pink box is a breast-enlargement device.

The other boxes are all dildos.

This thing is a penis-enlargement device.

The rest are dildos.

That thing in the corner is a vagina tightener.

Women always ask for these.

This shelf is all toys for men.

Fake boobs. Fake vaginas.

Come here.

Don't worry. The customers know their stuff.

Katya likes to collect the day's earnings in cash.

Katya? Is she Russian?

No! She's Mongolian.

This is her address, her phone number and her keys.

You bring the cash to this address.

She will call and let you know about deliveries.

You make the deliveries...

and that's it!

Oh, one more thing. I almost forgot.

This is the food her cat likes.

Make sure to bring some when you go over. I'll send you the picture.

Thanks so much! You're a lifesaver.

If you need anything else, just call!

Okay! Bye-bye!

Who the hell are you?

- Namuuna told me to... - Namuuna?

Namuuna. Are you mad?

This is a little girl. You trying to get me arrested?

No, no, she's my classmate.

- I'm not underage. - She's very reliable.

Fine.

Come. Didn't she give you the keys?

- She did. - Shut the door before the cat gets out.

- Give it to her. - What?

- Didn't you bring the cat food? - Oh, right.

How was it today?

Four viagras, one vagina tightener, and...

- Never mind that. How much? - 127,000.

What do you do?

- I'm a student. - A student of what?

Nuclear engineering.

- Where will that get you? - Huh?

What is the greatest thing a nuclear physicist can accomplish?

An atomic bomb?

Do you at least have a scientist that you look up to?

I don't know.

You don't know? Then why do it?

I didn't choose. My parents did.

Then change your major immediately. Tell your parents.

My mom would freak out.

Are you waiting for her to die, then?

No.

You aren't going to live with them forever, are you?

Don't ever knock again.

Dinner is in the fridge!

Can you make me tea?

- What happened? - I think it's Yong-Jin's father.

Did you eat?

Why are you so late?

I'm helping a friend with her work.

Really? What kind of work?

- Deliveries. - What kind of deliveries?

Medication...

human organs...

Organ trade, huh?

Very funny.

Go on, put your brother to bed.

The rock band Soyol Erdene

was founded in 1971.

The members consisted of Galsanbat,

Nandintsetseg, Dulansuren,

Chinggis's Jagaa,

Lujgar Jagaa, Tsolmon,

and others were the original members.

Let's have a listen to their song

"Huduugiin saihan tald zoriyo"

and learn more about the band as we go.

BIM

Is your dog a boy or a girl?

Boy.

He looks bored.

- Hi. - Hello.

I'm interested in a boy.

- A boy? - That's right.

I don't understand.

How shall I put it... A penis. A dildo.

Oh right.

Dildos are over here.

- What kind are you looking for? - Oh, it's not for me.

It's for a friend.

Which kind is better? Could you help?

- What size are you looking for? - Size?

Not too big.

How's this?

It's a little too big.

How about this?

This is too small. Do you have something in between?

Let's see...

How is this?

This is perfect.

I'll come back later.

- Is the owner in? - Nope.

Really?

Holy horse dick!

What's the size of this space?

I don't know.

How's business?

Does anyone even come in?

You know what?

Just give me the owner's number.

Delivery.

Oh goodness.

Albert Einstein.

My pirozhki.

Today's sales.

What's this?

Cough syrup.

Thank you.

Wow.

You've never had anything done to your eyebrows.

Look at this.

The legendary Pink Floyd.

I found it today.

Smell it.

Doesn't it smell like the '70s?

I don't know what the '70s smelled like.

I made dinner. Have dinner with me.

I'm not hungry.

It's still hot!

What's your cat's name?

I don't know his real name.

I found him outside.

I just call him The Boy.

The Boy?

What?

Do you want cake?

I don't like cake myself, to be honest.

Jong-Su

Your dog isn't like a dog.

What do you mean?

A dog should be like a dog.

Like how?

Like them.

Those are stray dogs.

Still. They act like dogs.

Why don't you join the army?

Mom said I shouldn't.

I'm gonna be an actor.

If you have the talent, you don't need to study.

A friend of mine knows a filmmaker.

Actor Tovdorj.

That sounds stupid.

You should change your name.

- I've already got one. - What is it?

Jong-Su.

Jong-Su.

Isn't that a Korean name?

Yeah, but it sounds cool.

A lot of customers are first timers,

so they can be a bit shy.

You have to be confident.

Explain the products well.

Especially those inflatable dolls.

Tell them that they can order custom dolls.

Even get them to look like celebrities.

- Got it? - Got it.

Hey. What does this do?

Cock ring.

- What about this? - Expander.

Have you tried all these yourself?

Would you guys be interested in inflatable dolls?

Custom made. They can look like any celebrity. Even your girlfriend.

- Want a ribbon? - No.

Delivery.

Come on in.

- How much? - 185,000.

Hold on.