The Big Bang Theory

English Subtitles. The Big Bang Theory S09E21 The Viewing Party Combustion

I have a question about Batman.

Batman is a man who dresses up like a bat.

Man-bat is a part man, part bat hybrid.

Now,

if Man-Bat dressed up as a man to fight crime,

would he be Man-Batman?

No, he'd be Bat-Man-Bat.

But wouldn't Man-Batman just be a Batman

that was bitten by a radioactive man?

But Batman is a man.

You're talking about a man who would have the powers of a man.

That's just Man-Man.

Well, isn't Man-Man just Man?

But what if Man-Man dressed as a bat?

Well, that's just Batman.

No, if a man dresses as a bat,

that's Batman, but if Man-Man dresses as a bat,

that's Batman-Man.

So does that answer your question?

Oh, I haven't asked it yet.

Oh, that's Claire. Got to run.

I thought you were back with Emily.

Uh, actually I'm... seeing both of them.

You mean like through their window from behind a bush?

No, I'm actually dating two women.

Later.

Really?

The guy who for years couldn't even talk to women

is suddenly going out with two of them?

- How is that possible? - I know.

Scientists have tried to reproduce it

with computational models,

but, in each case, the world blows up.

Seriously, that guy's dating two women?

== sync, corrected by elderman == @elder_man

What, why did you get a party sub?

People are coming over; it looked fun.

Well, we're only watching Game of Thrones.

A party sub implies it's a party.

Your attendance implies it's not.

I like a party as much as the next man,

as long as the next man doesn't like a party.

Oh, by the way, don't forget,

tomorrow is our quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting.

Oh, Sheldon, we don't need a meeting

every three months. Hmm?

Well, it sounds like the kind of thing one would bring up

at a quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting.

Lucky for you it's tomorrow.

Oh, you know what?

I'm not going.

Well, you have to go.

It's Penny's first time leading the Pledge of Allegiance.

This meeting is a waste of time.

Whether we make the switch

from Post Raisin Bran to Kellogg's Raisin Bran

should not require parliamentary procedure.

You realize one of them has sugar on the raisins.

You're the only one who eats them!

And yet you get to weigh in.

Democracy-- it's pretty cool, isn't it?

I'm not going; you can't make me.

Well, we'll just see about that.

What is the problem?

He says he's not coming

to the Roommate Agreement meeting tomorrow.

Well, why the hell did I memorize the Pledge?

You have fun. I will not be attending.

Oh, fine. We don't have to have

a Roommate Agreement meeting if you don't want to.

Thank you. Of course, it will require a vote.

Unfortunately, my official gavel is in my bedroom,

but luckily, I have my travel gavel.

You're being ridiculous.

There's a motion on the floor, "I'm ridiculous."

Do we have a second?

Hmm? Hmm? There is no second.

The motion is denied.

Next time, make sure you have the votes first.

That was embarrassing.

Can you please talk to him?

Well, why are you fighting him on this?

Because I am tired of him always getting his way.

We don't need a stupid meeting.

We don't even need a Roommate Agreement,

and I hope that sandwich does cause a party!

Well, I will still come to your meeting.

Well, I should hope so. Tomorrow's picture day.

Why are you taking his side?

Because it's important to him,

and when we signed the Roommate Agreement, we made a deal.

Y-You keep talking like that, you're gonna make color guard.

Man, I'm worn out. I know.

Imagine if we were actually moving.

No, it's just, ever since I started dating Claire and Emily

at the same time, it's exhausting.

You're exhausted?

Try folding every five pages in a pregnancy book

so your wife thinks you read it.

But, dude, you're so lucky.

Getting to stay home at night with the woman you love.

I guess I am lucky.

You are, because dating two women,

I mean, I can't even remember

the last time I slept in my own apartment.

I wake up and I'm like, "Am I at Claire's or am I at Emily's?

Is there a third girl I've forgotten about?"

Like...

"Where am I?"

Hey, Raj.

Hey, how's the mommy-to-be?

Good. A little tired.

I feel you. I've been dating multiple women.

You sure you don't want to come

watch Game of Thrones with us?

You guys have fun.

I'm just gonna snuggle up in bed with a book.

Oh, that sounds great-- a bed to yourself.

Can't even remember what that's like.

Are you up-to-date on Game of Thrones?

Mm, I think so.

Dragons, snow zombies, and all the hot guys are dead.

Oh, I don't know.

Theon Greyjoy looks pretty good

for a guy who had his genitals cut off.

Uh-oh, somebody's still pouting.

Leave me alone.

If it's because you lost a stick,

I know where it went.

Not funny.

You know you're gonna make up with him.

Can we just skip to that part?

Oh, of course, because I'm the only adult around here.

Really? The only adult?

- Yeah, that's right. - You know, excuse me.

Tonight I'll be watching a show rated M.A.,

and that stands for "Mature Audiences," buster.

All right, you would think "the only adult"

wouldn't let something silly ruin our entire night.

And I'd think you'd understand why I'm annoyed.

All this could be avoided if you'd just come to the meeting.

I don't want to.

Oh, it's just a meeting.

One simple meeting. Stop saying "meeting"!

I brought my famous spinach dip.

Yo, Amy, just one second.

I'm not sure if I'm hoping for a boy or a girl.

I mean, if it's a boy,

I'm gonna have to teach him to play catch.

Which means I'm gonna have to Google

"How to play catch."

If it's a girl, I mean...

they're so innocent and... you know how guys are.

Totally, guys are the worst.

I mean, look at me.

I let Emily make me a frittata

and I kept the leftovers in Claire's fridge that night.

I'm such a dog.

There you go again.

I'm sorry, have I been complaining about it too much?

Actually, what you're doing is pretending to complain,

but really trying to brag.

How could you say that?

"Oh, I wish could enjoy a cup of tea

without a naked girl bouncing up and down on me."

I never said that.

"Don't you hate it when you can't remember whose bra it is

you found wedged in your couch?"

Okay, that I said.

But that's a real problem!

You give a girl another woman's bra,

and you will not be having sex with her that night.

Maybe the other girl, but not her.

What's going on with him?

Oh, he's all bent out of shape

about having a Roommate Agreement meeting.

Apparently, perfect attendance isn't cool anymore.

Don't worry, he'll come around.

Well, I get why he's annoyed.

Well, then you don't understand what's happening.

See...

Leonard refused to participate

in a mandatory quarterly Roommate Agreement meeting.

This is what a generation raised on Bart Simpson looks like.

You love The Simpsons.

I love Lisa Simpson.

Well, I know how he feels.

I never enjoyed our Relationship Agreement meetings.

Wait.

You were pretending?

Sorry.

No!

I don't believe you. I could tell.

"Oh, Sheldon,

"I never thought

"re-filing a matter

in a standing subcommittee could be so fascinating."

Hmm, what do you think?

You don't know?