Bachke Rehna Re Baba

Listen, where is Monty?

Yes, where has the groom gone? - Let's see. He must be around.

Yes, look! Monty!

What's the matter? - What happened, Monty?

Why are you crying? - Monty, the bride cries ..

.. in her wedding, why are you?

Come on, man! These are tears of joy.

Happy tears. Ask me why. - Why?

Well, I turned 40 years old while getting my five sisters married.

After turning 40, I became a follower of Lord Hanuman. Ask me why?

Why? - Because no young girl was willing to marry me.

I was chased around by twice married women.

I'm happy today. - You've found a fresh girl today, right?

Garden fresh! - Wow! But where is the bride?

Hey, hey!

Oh my God! Come on.

Hi dear!

What is it?

Give me a smoochie. - What is a smoochie?

Smoochie, kiss. - Don't you feel ashamed?

Everyone's watching.

Be quiet. - Give me a kiss.

Give me a kiss.

Shall we dance?

"My hair opened while dancing, sister-in-law plait my hair."

"I'm 16 years old, sister-in-law plait my hair."

"My hair opened while dancing, sister-in-law plait my hair."

Give. Take this. - What's this?

It's champagne. - Champagne? Yes. - Liquor?

Yes. - Oh God! I've never even touched liquor. I won't drink.

Drink it. - I won't drink.

You can have yoghurt in the room. Drink it. - So what? I won't drink.

Drink it for my sake. - For your sake? I will have to drink now.

What happened? - It's the first time.

She's drinking too much.

She drank it all. She seems to be drunk. - Let's have fun!

"A Punjabi girl!"

"A Punjabi bomb stole my heart."

"My love is beautiful!"

"My love is beautiful!"

"A Punjabi bomb stole my heart."

"My love is beautiful!"

"My love is beautiful!"

Move!

Hey! You're throwing me out of my own car?

Let's have fun!

Move!

Bye!

I'll make you have fun today.

And I'll also show you such stunts today that you'll never forget.

Really? - Of course!

Wow! Where's the key?

I have it. - It's with you?

Insert it. Hurry up! Oh my darling!

My sweetheart! - My darling!

Don't make me wait any more, my Punjabi lion!

My creamy pie! - My sweetheart!

I'm crazy about you!

What happened?! - One minute.

Hurry up. - Why am I wearing this kind of pant?

Hurry. - Open up!

Open up! - Open up!

I've got it! Wait!

I'm coming, wait.

I'm coming,

I'm ready.

She's asleep? Gul?

I tore apart my pant for you and you're asleep?

Gul? Wake up, for God's sake. Today is our wedding night.

I've waited forty years for this night.

Gul, wake up.

This is the night to stay awake. Gul, wake up.

Gul, Gul..

Gul, wake up. For my sake.

Gul, wake up.

I may fall asleep this way. You've tired me out!

Gul, wake up!

wake up!

Hello. - Welcome to our hotel, Mr. Monty Bagga.

There is a special show for honeymoon couples in the Oasis club.

Please come if you can. Thank you. - Thank you.

Look, the work is being done without torn trousers.

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Am I a saint or a sinner?"

"I want you to let me in because I need you."

"I feel it every time that I see you."

"Leave it!"

"I've got it, man and I'm going mad."

"You reduce me, you seduce me."

"Don't you see I'm nothing without your love?

C'mon!"

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"Leave it!"

"Leave! Leave your decency." "Be naughty."

"I am love."

"Love me."

"Leave! Leave your decency." "Be naughty."

"I am love."

"Love me."

"Come close to me."

"Come close to me."

"Come and take me in your arms."

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave your decency."

"Leave your decency."

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"I am a beauty with killing eyes."

"There are lovers all around me."

"My youth is full of fun."

"What do you think of, Romeo?"

"Let my magic work! Let your heart lose control."

"I linger in everyone's breath."

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"I will never let you down, I will play my part"

"Oh, my love"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"My style is so fatal."

"I can make anyone crazy."

"Everyone wants me."

"Everyone talks of me."

"I am worth millions. I'll take you to heaven."

"Come touch me. I am love."

"Leave it!"

"Leave it!"

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"Leave your decency."

"Be naughty."

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"I am love."

"Leave! Leave your decency."

"Love me."

"Leave it!"

Hello! Can I join you?

Sit. - Relax!

Would you buy me a drink please?

Yes. - Waiter!

Two martinis please. - Yes, ma'am. - Thanks.

Two!

It's very hot here.

Right! - Let's go out.

Let's go out.

Out? Where?

Follow me!

C'mon!

C'mon!

Me? - Yes!

It's very hot outside.

The car is air conditioned, handsome. Don't worry!

Oh! The car is air conditioned. Hot and cold. Okay.

She's sitting behind? Does she think I'm a driver?

Come inside, darling.

Oh God! Why is this girl testing me?

Cheers!

Oh God! Will you eat an olive?

You can feed me anything. I'm very hungry.

You're so sexy!

Oh God!

You got married today! Don't get into a mess, Monty. You will suffer.

Darling..

Let anything happen today. Who cares? C'mon!

What happened? - Horn.

Can't you hear the horn I'm blaring, brother?

Romance in the car!

Oh! Monty, you? - Hide!

You jerk! What have you done?

We've been married for hardly a few hours.

And you've already cheated on me?

Just wait! I'll teach you a lesson!

Was she your sister? - Come on! She was my wife.

Then why did she call you brother?

Because she's going to be my sister, tomorrow onwards.

Such a big betrayal.

We met four months ago.

All the time, day and night,

I've only thought of him.

And he? He betrayed me on our wedding night.

And broke my heart, too.

If you want a private settlement

and that this may not get into the newspapers, then pay 25 lakhs.

25 lakhs?

For one night? - We didn't even do anything. Ask her.

Twenty five lakhs and your beautiful Mercedes, too.

The car costs twenty five lakhs. That means, fifty lakhs?