Girls

Ripped By mstoll

Ah!

I don't get why you won’t just come to dinner.

You're gonna have to see her eventually.

Actually, no. I won't. I never get when people say that.

We live in a huge sprawling metropolis

where it's very, very easy to avoid the person you don't want to see.

- Forever. - Yeah, but that's so sad.

Why? Because we once shared true and stunning intimacies

and now we're nothing more than strangers?

- Exactly. - That's not sad, Hannah.

That's called life, okay? Everything dies.

I don't want to hear about this again.

What's sad to me is the fact that you're still working here,

muddying the waters of my new establishment.

- That's sad. You begged me.

You said I was your Squeaky Fromme.

I never used those words.

- Mmm. Hi. - Hi.

What are you doing here?

I dropped my keys down a subway grate.

- Oh, hey, Ray. - New apartment is working out great.

Oh, great, great. Great, good. Yeah.

Did you meet my neighbor Nancy? She's a fuck...

- You okay? - She's a pistol.

Hey, can I get the keys out of your pocket?

- I left the oven on. - What's going on?

Adam?

Adam.

- Who is that? - I don't know.

- Who is that? - I don't know anybody here.

Well, you're not looking at them, so how can you know them?

Fucking going. Come over here. Get over here.

Okay, well, she's coming over.

You big, tall, dumb slice of dog shit.

Hey, hey. Hey, Natalia.

Look at her. Look at this angel. Look what you did to her.

She looks good to me. Very pretty.

- She's changed. - I don't want to do this, okay?

I don't want to do this. Let's just go.

Oh, no, no. We cannot go, no. No, this man jilted you.

You, a saint. He said he loved you and then he just never called you again.

Yes, I know. I know. And I am very sorry about that.

I just didn't understand

for, like, a few weeks, you know, that it had really happened.

I know. I know. And I'm sorry.

I just kind of thought that you'd come back with an explanation.

I don't even know why I wanted one.

Our whole thing was so fucked anyway.

- I just... (CHUCKLES) I, um...

I have, uh, trouble with confrontation.

Okay, well, maybe she has trouble being fucked like a piece of meat

and being told that she's all you need.

All right, guess what? She's pregnant.

Okay? She's pregnant with your child.

What you put in her, it made a baby in her

and now she's pregnant.

How does it feel to abandon your son?

- What? -Yeah.

Feel it. It's yours.

It's fucking yours.

- That's right. -No, I'm not.

- That's right. - Okay, I am not pregnant.

But you could be. -Fucking shit.

You completely could be impregnated by this donkey

and he'd never know 'cause he fucking disappeared.

- You are a donkey. -Okay, I think, Hannah, it's time for us to go.

Hannah?

This is Hannah?

- This... This is Hannah? -Did you leave in a rush?

It's really nice to meet you, Hannah.

Hi.

Wow. So you know what you have on your hands here, right?

You know? You know that you have an off-the-wagon,

Neanderthal, sex addict, sociopath who's gonna fuck you like he's never met you

-and like he doesn't love his own mother? -His own mother.

And then you're gonna turn around and cry, 'cause that's what you do.

-(SCOFFS) -Does he like to eat you out from behind?

Does he bite your neck?

Does he sound like a dying dog when he's fucking you

and he shoots his cum all over the place

-like it's goddamn confetti? -Uh, we're in public.

- Fucking in my hair. -Babe, you're better than this.

I had to get a goddamn blowout after I left.

You know what? You're right. Let's just get out of here.

You know what? I hope you two...

You should just enjoy your urine-soaked life

fucking like the two feral animals that you both are.

You're gonna end up with a baby that you don't know how to care for.

- You're gonna fucking kill your kid. - It's gonna die.

- You're gonna give it spoiled formula. -Dead. Gross.

You're not gonna get any milk out of those tits.

I just hope that you two enjoy the fucking life that you've chosen.

And we, we're not paying the check. Thanks.

And we're not paying the check. Thanks.

It's on the house.

I really like that blonde one.

So feisty.

Feisty shiksa.

You don't understand how hard it is

-to get to this place. -(SIGHS)

I didn't get here overnight.

I did a lot of self-work. I did charity work.

I worked on my body. I worked on myself.

You have to work hard to move on.

I am, okay? How do you not think I'm trying?

I've changed my whole life. I'm doing everything differently.

Why are you being like this? Why are you yelling at me?

Because I am fucking sick of talking about him.

He is just the first of 20 guys who is gonna fuck you over.

That's just what guys do. Why focus on this one?

It's not like he was Liam Hemsworth or Ryan Gosling or Channing Tatum

or, I don't know, Jan-Michael Vincent.

I thought I was gonna spend my life with him.

You of all people should know what that's like.

It's hard and it's scary.

We don't get scared. That's not our style.

- I gave you my middle name, Marie, -(SIGHS)

because it has a legacy of strength and independence.

Yeah, you know what else it has?

Only one letter differentiates it from my first name.

- Which is really weird. -Oh!

Mom, I go into the city to work every day at a job where I am respected.

I have friends. I'm getting a new apartment. I've already fixed everything.

On! (LAUGHING)

Yo.

Mam, where were you? I have a meeting.

I know. I'm sorry. It was my fucking mom.

- Okay, I'm sorry. I love you. -I love you, too.

-I'm sorry. Fine.

Hi, I'm Kelvyn and, uh, I'm an addict.

I'm having some issues with change.

You know, the first three years that I lived in New York,

it was magic. It was just pure magic.

I mean, it was like my block was like a Fellini movie.

But one that you would actually want to watch.

Just the characters that you would see.

I just miss the way that I would just go to the fucking corner

to see what Brenda, the guy with the flattop, was doing, you know?

And Brenda's not there anymore.

That whole world isn't there anymore.

They're all gone. (CRYING)

Hey, hey. It's not your fault.

(SOBBING) Yes, it is. It's my fault.

Mindy. Mindy.

Let's touch with our hearts, not our hands.

What does Kelvyn's share bring up for you, Jessa?

Mmm?

Nothing?

No, just how awkward it is watching everyone try and get it up for each other.

This guy's crying because a FroYo opened up on his block.

He's trying to think of the saddest thing he can think of and it's not that sad.

She's a bitch.

Mindy, try and stay in your experience.

She's a bitch. That's my experience. -(CHUCKLES)

That's good.

How long, Jessa, have you been using?

What do you want, Jock? Do you want me to cry?

Is that what you want?

About how my dad has been in rehab 12 times?

About how I don't even have his number?

Or my mother, how she can't even go to the bathroom on her own?

Or how alone I feel and without a life vest?

Is that what you guys want? Because I can do it.

I'm really good at it, but it's really exhausting and boring.

And, by the way, I figured my shit out already when I was five years old, okay?

Heroin is really fun. But it can also kill you, okay?

- And Melvin over here... Kelvyn.

Kelvyn over here is a dark horse of society.

- Not in a good way, my friend. -Oh, fuck you.

He's not a dark horse.

Okay, let's talk about Mindy "Methface“ over here.

Mindy enjoys wearing scrunchies. No one has addressed that.

Scrunchies? I've never worn a fucking scrunchie in my whole life.

You want to wear them, though.

How come no one has talked about this guy

and that he insists on being called "Phred" with a "P-H"?

Jock, are you just gonna let her do this? She's ruining everything.

She's running the group now.

- She's in charge. -(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

- She's not running the group. -(JESSA COUGHS)

I'm sorry. Shh.

Oh, Jessa. Jessa.

I don't know what else to say. You're already on male ban.

Yeah, I know. This sign makes it pretty clear.

Jessa,

how do you think you're progressing here?

You know, I think...

I think I'm doing really good.

I haven't done drugs. Um, I've made some friends,

some really ugly friends, and I don't even mind.

You know, I'm only here because it's what my grandmother would pay for.

I do 60 days, and then she gets me a plane ticket and rent

and, um, actually, these boots that I want.

They're called UGGs. They're from Australia.

That's terrific.

All right, get your foot off my desk and go.

This stuff is amazing.

It's fantastic. You're really cranking on this.

I'm so glad you're happy with it.