No Name and Dynamite

Well, well. What do we got here?

You, uh, runnin' late for the boneyard, mister?

Yeah, well,

I can see you're a little...

a little filled up here right now.

I don't think you'd mind me taking a peek

at the dearly departed, now, would you?

You see, it could be some family treasures in there

I'll be interested in.

Now, you just be still, you goofy old son of a bitch.

Fitch.

You think you can waltz on in here,

kill all my men? Shut up!

Take my whore?

Chickenshit.

What you gonna do, No Name?

Yeah. A chickenshit, Deuce. That's what you are.

Let the female go.

Oh, like hell I will.

Like hell I will, motherfucker.

Oh! Fuckin' shot me in my toe! Fuckin'...

Hmm.

Hi.

I'm gonna get you untied.

I'm gonna untie you.

I'm gonna untie you.

Calm down.

I'm gonna untie you.

Okay? Just let me untie you.

Put you on a horse.

Aw.

That's for leaving me with the hotel bill in Denver.

That hurt.

But thanks for the help with that pervert.

I'll be seeing you, No Name. Come on!

What did they used to call you down in Mexico?

Slimy.

Slimy. Goddamn.

Slimy Murdock, they called me.

Can you go back into Mexico?

They won't let me back there, but I've snuck in a time or two.

Yeah, you better watch out. They'll hang you.

Whatever happened to that old gal you dated?

That Dirty Lou you called her.

- Dirty Lou? - Yeah.

Well, she was a little dirty,

but she wasn't like that fish lady thing you had.

Yeah, but she was sweet. I loved her.

Oh, yeah. Looked like a frog going across a tree.

I wanna know what was the name of that damn...

- The Union of... - The Arab Masa.

The Union Trust Bank.

- Well, Angus... - Yeah.

...what do you think we got out of this deal?

Well, I know we got 12,000-some odd dollars apiece.

- Now, we, uh... - Holy shit.

You greasy bastard, you can't even count.

Uh, bullshit.

Let's play the cards, for Christ's sake.

Deal those cards, will ya? Here.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Do you have any water?

Hold it right there, partner.

No need for violence.

I dare say I'm unarmed.

I sell candles.

And all I want is a drink of water.

You see, I've been traveling all about selling my wares,

and I'm completely parched.

I would go as far as to say

I will give each of you a free candle

for a drink of water.

Go get him some water, Mack.

Thank you.

Now, pick up your shit and get back to the railroad, boy.

Sure.

No problem.

And thanks again.

Hey, China boy.

Leave the candles with us.

Leave all my candles?

You heard him. Leave the candles.

Now, why would I do that?

Why?

'Cause if you don't,

I'ma blow a second hole right in your ass.

- Yeah. - Second hole.

I see.

You made your point quite clear, I might add.

Well, it's been nice making your acquaintance.

Where are they?

They're worth more alive.

True.

Well, when they're alive,

for some reason,

they want revenge.

It's easier to get rid of 'em.

I love peanuts.

Hey, barkeep, do you have those, uh...

You know, the ones that are cooked?

- Qué? - The peanuts.

The new ones. The cooked peanuts.

They're called roasted peanuts.

Oh, no, Señor Dynamite.

I don't have any of those.

Actually, I've never heard of those roasted peanuts.

What are those?

- The cooked ones. - They're roasted peanuts.

- Cooked. - They're roasted peanuts.

Compadre.

You seen him?

- This guy. - No. Never in my life.

Listen, mister.

You looking for trouble? You just found it.

Okay. Tell me right now. Where is he?

In the church. It's around the corner. You can't miss it.

- How many? - Four or five.

Maybe. I think.

Do you think four? Do you think five?

Five or four. Cuatro, cinco.

You're not as stupid as you look.

Let's go.

I want you to get me another bottle of whiskey now.

I don't want you to bring me that piss

that you serve to the Mexicans.

You understanding me?

Now, if you do,

what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna skin you alive.

Now, get out there and get me whiskey.

Top-shelf whiskey.

Get!

One game. Just one game.

Will it kill you to let me win one game?

This is a private party.

Like I said before...

this here is a private party.

Are those roasted peanuts?

May I have one?

They are roasted peanuts.

Holy shit.

A little something.

What the...

You done ruined my peanuts.

Mm-mmm.

Nothing short of a miracle.

Now...

try one.

Now, those are some good roasted peanuts.

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm.

- Mm-hmm. - Mmm.

You know, may I have some whiskey?

These, uh...

These peanuts build up a paste in your mouth.

Ah.

Now, that's some good shit right there.

Good shit.

Say, uh, what are you playing over there?

Solitaire.

I heard about that.

But, uh, never had the chance to play it.

- You any good at it? - Sí, bueno. He...

No. Nothing.

Ooh, ooh. Too much tequila. I gotta go pee-pee.

Seems like quite a difficult game.

How does one play?

Carefully.

Hmm.

Peanuts are fine.

Let's cut to the chase, shall we?

Why are two gentlemen like you

in my establishment?

Well, I couldn't agree more.

Looking for this guy.

I ain't never seen him.

Help me out!

- Four. That was four. - That was five.

- That was four. - That was five.

That... One, two, three, four.

One, two, three, four, and five.

Son of a bitch. God...

Five.

- That was six. - That was five.

Six.

Goddamn it. That was five.

One, two, three, four, five.

Shh.

Now, that was six.

That was good.

That was really good.

Now, go get him.

All right.

All right, let's go, Mexican.

Huh? Gracias.

The horses are back there, sir.

All right, Lieutenant. What you got?

There's a cabin about a half mile up that trail.

Sir, I suggest we reconnoiter the position.

Very well. Carry on.

We'll send someone down to the cabin,

and then we'll set up.