The X-Files

Easy. Steady up!

Hold on, mates. He's almost up.

That's it. Give him a big pull.

That's it. Don't drop him now. Come on. Pull him over. Put your backs into it.

Come on!

- (man #2) Pick him up. Wakey wakey! - (Mulder coughs and splutters)

There he goes. Lots of life in him.

Give it up, matey. Good for ya. That's what you get for your trouble.

Maybe he's just taken a long swim.

Yeah, or a short flight.

Are you an airman, mate?

No, he's not dressed as an airman.

What kind of uniform is that, then? Sprechen Sie Deutsch, ja?

I say he's a rat and we throw him overboard like a rat.

Yeah.

Right. Let's give him the heave-ho.

Hey.

How's about another dip in the Atlantic? Dirty Jerry.

Yeah. Even the sharks won't eat him.

Oi! What you got to say for yourself, Jerry, before we throw you back in?

- My name's not Jerry. - What's that? Eh?

My name's Mulder. Fox Mulder.

- (man #3) Is that a name? Mulder? - I got ID in my pocket.

"Fox Mulder, Federal Bureau of investigations."

- Sorry. Never heard of it. - Never heard of it?

- I'll tell you what we do with foxes. - You've never heard of the FBI?

- (man #4) Why don't you shut it, Jerry? - (Mulder) Where are you taking me?

- (man #3) Where'd you get that accent? - (man #4) In the Fuhrer's Secret Service.

What do you mean'?

I say cut him and see what colour he bleeds.

- Dirty Jerry! - Deutschland Uber alles.

- Deutschland Uber alles? Wait a second. - Oi!

How's about you shove a cork in it, mate? All right?

Aye? What's this about?

We found him in the water, sir. Don't know nothing about him. I think he's a German.

Bring the prisoner in my room.

Friend or foe?

Uh...

- What? - To what flag do you pledge allegiance?

I think there's been a mistake.

I think the mistake is mine.

- Speak the truth. - This is the Queen Anne?

- Aye. - Hey, that's enough of that.

- I came looking for this ship. - Say the word. I'll make him first.

- Wait. I think I can explain what's going on. - It's a ruse, Captain.

- What's our current position? - Cut the spy up.

No, I'll tell you. We're two degrees above the 30th parallel.

Sargasso Sea. Just above the tropic of Cancer.

64° west by southwest, off the Plantagenet Bank.

60 miles south-southwest off Bermuda. How would I know that if I'd been in the water?

Aye. That's a damn good question, lad. I'm waiting for a damn good answer.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Tell me you haven't been able to get accurate compass readings.

It's because you've been caught in something called the Devil's Triangle.

I can show you.

It goes from Bermuda down to Puerto Rico, back up to Florida.

The Queen Anne is stuck here on the eastern edge.

You've been caught in some kind of time warp, some kind of limbo dimension,

and now you've popped out the other side into 1998.

- 1998? - This man is mad.

- Let him tell it to the fishes. - I'm done foolin' about. There's a war on.

And in it or no, I don't plan to lose me mind, nor me ship, to the likes of a jackal like you.

Well, you can relax. There's no war. The world is at peace.

There's a little trouble at our White House, but that'll blow over, so to speak.

Peace? It's September 3, 1939, man.

Hitler has entered Poland. We've been boarded by his goose-stepping hooligans,

so don't speak to me of peace, lad. Tell Mother England.

No, it's not September 3. It's November 16. Look.

- Excuse me, Captain. - Aye.

Sir, the Germans, sir. They've taken control of the bridge.

Steering a course for their homeland.

Not on the watch of Captain Yip Harburg, they're not.

Lock the prisoner up in here.

It's OK. The war is over.

Let 'em take you to Germany. They make nice cars.

This is unbelievable.

Mayday. Mayday. This is Special Agent Fox Mulder with the FBI.

I'm on the SS Queen Anne.

Ship in distress. Mayday. Mayday.

..British ambassador in Berlin handed the German government a final note

stating that unless we heard from them that they were prepared at once

to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us.

No such undertaking has been received.

Consequently, as of today, September 3, 1939, this country is at war with Germany.

Oh, sh...

Hello? Hello?

Hello?

..closing places of entertainment.

All cinemas, theatres and other places of entertainment are to be closed immediately

until further notice.

The evacuation of British children is going on smoothly and efficiently.

The Ministry of Health says...

("Bei mir bist du schdn" by the Andrews Sisters)

Please let me explain

"Bei mir bist du schdn" means you're grand

Bei mir bist du schén

Again I'll explain

It means you're the fairest in the land

What the hell is goin' on?

Spender?

Even say wunderbar

Each language only helps me tell you how grand you are

Ri di

Ri di, ri di

Ri di, ri di, ri di

- Hey! - (German voices)

He, hast du was gefunden?

Bleib doch stehen! H6rst du nicht? Umdrehen! Hast du was gefunden?

Warten Sie mal! Halt! Stehen bleiben!

Halt!

Hier ist er nicht! ZurUck!

(female singer and big band perform "Jeepers Creepers")

When your eyes look into mine

Jeepers creepers

Where'd you get those peepers?

Gosh, oh, git up

How'd they get so lit up?

Hey.

Jeepers creepers

Where'd you get those peepers?

Excuse me.

Scully.

Get your Nazi paws off me before you get one in the kisser.

No, it's me: Mulder.

You speak English? Want to see the stars on the American flag?

- I'm not a Nazi. - Oh, sure. You just look like one, right?

- I had to steal this uniform. Scully... - Hierist der Mann, den Sie wollen!

Hénde hoch! Hénde hoch!

He said put your hands up.

You see? I told you.

Jeepers creepers

You're all big men now, but wait until you get to Russia.

I hope you fellas like the cold.

Hold still!

Hast GIUck, dass wir dich nicht sofort abknallen.

- Same to you, Adolf. - Schnauze!

Bringen Sie dieses Schiff auf Fahrtrichtung Deutschland

oder wir schaffen Sie vom Steuer weg. Verstanden?

I'll not give up this ship.

- Zeig ihm, was ich meine. - Aye, you can put me down, man.

But I'll not let go of this wheel. So till we meet in hell...

ErschieB ihn.

You.

Wer ist dieser Mann?

Er hat einen meiner Leute zusammengeschlagen

und seine Uniform gestohlen. Er ist Spion.

W0 sind die Waffen versteckt?

- No sprechen. - Die Waffen haben Sie an Bord, nicht?

I don't speak Nazi.

ErschieB ihn auch.

Wait a minute. Why are you shooting me? Why are you killing me? What have I done?

I don't understand what you're asking me.

Halt! Nicht schieBen!

Dieser Mann ist ein Amerikaner. Oder wollen Sie mehr Leute am Krieg beteiligen?

Bring ihn nach unten. Bring alle nach unten.

Skinner? Where are they taking me?

Help me, Skinner!

What are you guys doing here?

- Mulder's in trouble. - What do you mean?

- Let's take a walk. - OK. Where are we going?

- The walls have ears. - I have ears. Tell me what's going on.

- Mulder's disappeared. - From where?

From the National Reconnaissance Office's

Lacrosse mid-latitude imaging radar satellite.

- What am I looking at? - A whole lot of nothin'.

We got that 45 minutes ago off the NRO satellite

which today sent a picture of a ship which inexplicably appeared in the Atlantic.

The SS Queen Anne, which, by all accounts, vanished over 60 years ago.

The British luxury liner.

- Right. - It was torpedoed by a German U-boat.

- That's one story. - There's another?

Though her exact position was kept a secret for fear of spies

it's thought she was just south of the Plantagenet Bank when she went missing.

Less than 60 feet of water, yet she was never found.

- So she just disappeared? - Into the Bermuda Triangle.

And reappeared this morning at 6.49am Eastern Standard Time.

Impossible.

- The satellite can't lie. - It's blank.

We gave the original images to Mulder for navigational aids.

- He was in a hurry. - To get where?

- Out to the Queen Anne before anyone else. - He's gone out here?

He went to Bermuda and he chartered a powerboat.

- We tracked him on the satellite. - Until the storm obscured transmissions.

- That's what you have. - What happened?

We can't know without alternative tracking data, which is why we're here.

Without data we can only hope for the best.

And expect the worst.

We have to get help.

With no position he's a needle in a haystack.

What do you need?

Navy AWACS SLAR or SAR 100k swath imaging.

You're gonna have to find somebody at the Pentagon to get it.

Wait for me downstairs.

- I need to speak with him. - Could you take a seat?

- Is he in? - Yes.

Sorry. This can't wait.

Sir?

Can you hold on a minute? What is it, Agent Scully?

I just received some very disturbing information, sir. I need your help.

I'll call you back in five.