Camp Blood 8: Revelations

Why not, right?

What's the point of being negative?

Negative Nellie.

- Yeah, I bet. - We are gonna be so late

if we don't make up the time.

I'm gonna take this shortcut.

Shortcut.

- Yep. - No, nothing creepy

ever happens to five hot chicks on a shortcut in the woods.

I've taken it many times,

so this will definitely work.

Just zone out.

You think it's much farther?

I don't know, we are running a little behind.

I think Ashley said she needs to go

to the restroom soon.

Okay.

Yeah, if you can find some.

Hold it best you can because I'm not sure.

- Yeah. - We are far behind.

Looks like we're getting low on gas too.

Okay.

I don't see anything.

I don't know where the next stop would be.

I just know that we just gotta keep going.

Definitely.

Yeah, we can't miss this one.

I know, paychecks.

Yep, we all need it really bad.

If you say I told you so, I'm gonna stick my foot

so far up your ass, it'll look like your tongue.

I'm speechless, Coach.

I do think someone said that it'll be dangerous

taking the shortcut through the woods.

Hey, Brandy, look what's on that tire.

I don't see anything.

Look closer.

Look closer.

I still don't see anything.

Ow, hey, what's the deal with that?

Don't pick on Brandy, Coach.

You want some of this?

No thanks.

So does anyone know how to fix a car?

Not getting any reception.

Here's a shocker, no one has reception.

Maybe we can Google how to fix it.

We would need reception to do that, Einstein.

And we're gonna fix a car with a web search?

Maybe.

Maybe if we wait here, someone can come by and help us.

Yeah, great idea, Ashley.

No, I've taken this shortcut a number of times.

Hardly anyone uses it.

I hear traffic.

Yeah, this place is a gully.

The highway is about 10 miles back.

The cars sound close, but they're not.

Well, what's your idea, wise one?

You know, there's a cabin not too far from here.

It's the opposite direction from the highway.

Unless there's any volunteers to walk 10 miles

back to the highway.

All right, well let's let one person stay at the car,

and the rest of us will go look for the cabin.

Maybe they have a land line.

Here's my idea, why don't we all stay at the car

and you go look for the cabin?

Aren't we near Camp Blood?

Camp Blood?

I saw a sign that says Camp McGa.

Camp Blood sounds like way spookier.

Yeah, it's a legend.

Some serial killer dresses up like a clown

and kills people in the woods.

We passed a sign for it.

This just keeps getting better.

Camp Blood is a ridiculous urban legend.

Wouldn't that be a rural legend?

Whatever.

Not exactly sure where this cabin is,

so it may take the four of us

moving in four slightly different directions to find it.

So I say let's get moving before it gets dark.

I'll stay here.

Lock the doors if spooky things happen.

You guys go do your thing.

I'm going where Ashley's going, she's my bestie.

Yeah, I don't think we have much choice.

Let's do this.

Wait, what if we get hungry or thirsty or something?

Yay, the snack bag.

Hey, leave me something.

There's more stuff to eat and drink in the trunk.

- Here's the key. - Thanks.

I have an extra on in the snack bag.

Cool.

Hey, is that ketchup?

Probably.

Oh yuck, it definitely doesn't taste like ketchup.

Oh my god, Brandy, how many times do I have to tell you

not to eat stuff off the ground?

I don't know, probably like 20 I'd say.

What are you girls doing here?

First of all, we're not girls.

And second of all, our car broke down.

Can you help us fix it?

You all need to leave immediately.

It is not safe here, it's dangerous.

Are you even listening?

We don't want to be here, our car broke down.

Can you help us?

You whores!

When he sees how you are dressed, he will kill

every last one of you just like he always does.

Who?

The killer clown.

This is Camp Blood, you all should know what that means.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Wait, I'm so sorry.

What are you warning us?

Mock me at your own risk.

You have been warned.

Get out before it's too late!

That wasn't creepy at all.

You think?

Should I run after him?

Maybe he knows something that can help us.

I'm quite sure he wouldn't help us if he could.

We stick to the plan.

So which way is this cabin?

I'm not sure.

If two of us go that way and two of us go this way,

we're sure to find it.

I call Ashley as a travel buddy.

Yay.

Okay, so you two go that way.

And if you don't find anything in an hour,

then come back this way and meet us by the ketchup.

Yuck.

I'm really pretty sure it's not ketchup.

Someone in our woods?

Yes.

You have Momma's permission to have your fun with them.

Wait.

Come closer, baby.

You like taking care of the trespassers, don't you?

Gets you hot.

You don't understand, my simple one.

No one will ever take care of you like your momma does.

Go and get it done.

Be back for supper.

Oh, don't tell me you need to rest.

I thought you were in the best shape of all the girls.

Why are you doing this?

Well, I told you, if we find the cabin,

maybe there's a good chance there's a landline.

I mean why coach this ridiculous volleyball tournament?

No one's good.

It doesn't work as T&A anymore.

I mean, they dropped the show in Vegas.

And we're headed to, what, Utah?

Yeah, well the Mormons don't get that much exposure

to the female body, especially not females with good bodies.

And they're willing to pay.

Why, do you have something better to do?

Renee wants to be the next big singer.

Ashley wants to be a fortune-teller.

Hm, I didn't know that.

And aren't you gonna be the next big stand-up comic?

Sure, yeah, I'll just stand up and find that cabin.

See, that's hilarious.

Can't wait for the big stage.

Oh man, I'll start working on my Mormon jokes now.

Guys, is that you?

Holy shit, who the fuck are you?

Get out of here.

I'll hurt you!

Shit!

Ow, Coach kicked my butt really hard.

You tired, Brandy?

I just wanna go play our game at the beach.

I never signed up for a hike in the woods.

We'll get there, this is just a setback.

I wish my mom was here, she'd know what to do.

Oh, I'm sorry, Ash.

It's okay, it was a long time ago.

I don't really remember her much.