Bad Man

I tried to make you proud, Dad

I tried to make you proud, and do it right.

Okay, you've made your point!

Loretta Lynn here ain't right in

That ain't country, S

It's the blues. You about to hav

My people sent me to

That's all I was saying. Let's t

Ain't you gonna light

- Oh, heavens! That is one fine Zippo.

May I? Ooh!

That's sort of a family heirlo

- That's an heirloom. My daddy ran moonshine in it.

But you city boys ain't changed.

Still come around here for the bad things you need,

and then try to cornhole us like a bumpkin whore

who don't know dick from deer!

It's just business.

Crazy fucking bumpkins.

So, this is Colt Lake?

Yes! Yes, it is.

You're not from around here, are

How'd you guess? You must be a

- Chief of police, actually. Sandy Stevens.

So, uh, you just passing through

or are you planning on staying and enjoying our lake?

You get many tourists?

Hard to believe 2,500 people

even want to call this place hom

Oh, hold on now.

We might not be Chattanooga, but we do all right.

So, can I help you with somethin

Sure.

After the two hour drive, I gotta take a high holy crap.

Who are you?

Margie. Looking good.

How you doing?

Dan the man. Another day, another dollar, right?

Deb, how are you?

I'm good.

- Good? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - How are you?

- Finish those college apps yet? I'm doing great.

- I am working on those college apps.

Happy to write you a rec.

I am okay, Officer Evans.

Okay.

But hey, any word on the

Officially? No word.

Unofficially, I always come through, right?

- I know you do. - Yeah.

By the time this is all over,

it might be a story in the paper

Wow.

- A rec from me might mean a lot, I'm just saying.

Okay.

And let's get this town workin

Let's do it.

Gimme one of my shooter brews.

Game time, hit it! Coffee!

Intense. I know that look.

Look, you got any murder updates

Stop with the partner stuff.

I pick you up because we're frie

Oh, come on.

Ever since that body turned up,

my mama had been talking that postal service exam again.

Fuck the mail. Okay?

I need to show that we can bag t

Oh, I can bag him. I can bag h

In fact, I got myself a hot lead last night.

- Sam Evans. Take it to the hole. Fill me in. I am so ready.

- Can't do it. You know, I gotta tell Chief Sandy first.

And that's how the chain of comm

Man, look at this town.

Brings me worry, you know?

I used to think that a man could make a future here,

you know?

Find a girl. A right girl.

Oh, okay. Izzy's been back a w

I know.

- Why don't you just go talk to her already?

Well, I got a dead body on my

Okay. Okay.

I got a dead body on my hands,

But I really think if I can solv

this might be the thing, you kno

You got that right.

Should we pull over and jam a little bit before we go in?

Little jam? A little jamboree?

Let's jam.

I like it.

It's outta tune, though.

- Lemme tell you one thing about this town.

It's a damn fine town.

People in it work hard, and they love a good deal.

Hell, that's three things. Lemme give you four.

We respect all ethnic cuisine.

Hell, my late wife came from the Philippines.

Raised a daughter, my lovely Isa

- El Rey's is a premier, fast casual Mexican family eatery.

And you've got some rough spots.

The place is down.

It's got nothing but upside. But it's got the stones.

Oh. Well, what my father means

Look, it's Izzy.

We are right from your-

Oh, you see Izzy?

- I mean, we're just an hour away from the city-

Hey, Izzy!

- Hey. - Hey!

DJ? Sam, hey.

- You want? - Hey.

Come here.

Should we come up? You want-

Come. Oh, come on.

- Want us to come over? We'll come over there?

- Just come here. - Yeah, we'll come over there.

- Yeah. - Okay.

Yeah. There you go.

Look at you two.

I still can't believe you guys a

- Yep. Six months for me. Couple years for him.

- He's a vet. - Oh, a vet?

- Oh yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

Hey, well, you two ought to ca

You know, lot happening, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

So, thought I would've bumped into you by now.

Where have you been hiding?

- Hiding? Nah, I've just been busy with a job.

You know, I'm actually on the huge murder case.

- That's great. - Yeah.

Look at you go.

- I know, right? - Yeah.

So how long are you in t

I heard you're doing real estate law in Chattanooga.

Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I had a little break, so decided to help my dad out.

Officer.

Mayor Boone. Good to see

Sue Lane's been in my ear.

Said she called you

about Georgie Hill jacking off in his car Monday afternoon,

just pumping his pig.

And you didn't do a goddamn thin

Well, yeah, I did take that ca

and by the time I got there,

he had finished.

So, yeah, the situation was neutralized. So, yeah.

All right, well, I better get ba

Good to see you, Izzy.

- You too. - Mr. Mayor.

- I liked his daddy better. - Mm.

She had a big old persona

on account living from Tuscaloos

Be the people. Be the people.

How many cats? Somethin

- So, this is the set of undescended testicles

we've been waiting on.

I'm sorry. Do I know you

- If you knew me, I wouldn't be very good at my job.

If you knew me, I might already