Kept Woman

(Siren wailing and cars honking)

(Jessica): Ah!

OK!

OK.

We're safe.

What did you really think of the play?

Well...

I love the design of the program. It's--

(Chuckling): Oh no!

No, I'm serious.

This is the real work of art right here.

I bet you it was designed by a talented, smart, beautiful woman

who's got great taste in men.

Come on! We're almost there.

No, I can't do it!

Oh no!

I can't wait to get out of these shoes and into a bath!

I love you in heels.

You don't wear them enough!

- I'm sure you'll see them again sometime...

next year!

Oh my God!

We've been robbed.

Ugh!

What?

- My grandmother's jewellery.

Oh!

Stay back!

Give me your wallet! - Just calm down, all right?

And your purse!

Hand it over!

That ring too. - It's my engagement ring.

- Either you give it to me or I take it from you!

- Just give it to him, Jess.

- You follow me, I start shooting!

Oh my God!

- It's OK, it's OK, it's OK.

Oh my God!

- It's just stuff, all right?

At this point, we've done everything we can do.

Evan?

- Hey, Tyler! Thanks for coming, man.

I know it's not your precinct.

- Of course. You guys OK?

Yeah, more or less.

- Just a little shaken up.

Yeah, for sure.

Did you give your statement to the officer?

Yeah, and he just left.

- Did either of you get a look at this guy?

- (Evan): It was just some random lowlife.

- Yeah, there's a lot of those in this neighbourhood.

- We're going to the station in the morning to do a sketch.

- OK. Do you wanna show me where he came in?

- Yeah. Yeah, follow me.

- What are the odds of actually catching this guy

and getting my engagement ring back?

It's--it's hard to say.

Tyler.

- I wouldn't get your hopes up, Jess.

Do you wanna...

Yeah, let's go.

(Cupboard doors opening and closing)

Jess?

What are you doing?

(Car tires screeching in distance)

Moving.

All right, I got this one. I got this one.

I got this-- Don't have it! Don't have it!

- Oh! Whoa! - Don't have it! Don't have it!

God!

You good?

Yeah!

- OK. - I got this.

Hey, babe! Cheese!

No!

Come on, smile!

- Look at my hair! I look--

You look great.

Yay!

OK! OK! - OK.

- We're done! - We're done!

Well, we did it.

Yes, we did.

- I just hope we can afford it.

We'll be fine.

I'll take on some more clients.

That'll definitely help.

- Think how much money we'll save

by not getting our stuff stolen.

Picture?

You bet!

All right.

Hi!

Hi!

My name is Simon.

I live next door,

and I wanted to introduce myself

and offer a little welcome to the neighbourhood.

Wow! Thank you very much!

Oh, my name's Evan,

and this is my fiancée, Jessica.

Hi!

I-- Oh!

Charmed!

- Oh, you look like you're coming from someplace fancy!

- No, uh, work. I lecture at the university.

- Cool! What do you teach?

Men's Studies.

- I'm so-- Uh, I'm sorry.

I thought you were kidding.

- Technically, it's referred to as "Men and Masculinity."

- I didn't think there was that much to know on the subject.

- Jess is just kidding.

- You got a real little firecracker on your hands, Evan!

- Yeah, you could say that!

- You know what? I'm sorry.

That was really rude of me,

and you are really kind to bring this over to us.

Thank you so much. We really appreciate it.

Would you, uh...

Do you want to come in and have some of this with us?

It'll take me a minute to find the wine glasses.

- I would love to, but I have some papers to grade,

and I imagine you have some settling in to do.

When the kitchen is ready,

we'll have to have you over for dinner.

Definitely!

- I look forward to that. - (Evan): Great.

- Good evening! - Night!

Way to make a first impression, Jess!

- Aw, come on! It was a joke!

Wow! This is a really nice bottle.

- Well, he's obviously a classy guy.

- Oh! - Just like me.

(Lawnmower humming in distance)

Hey, Oscar!

- Hey, J! How's life in the burbs?

Great!

Good for you, man!

I don't think I could survive if I wasn't walking distance

to a coffee place or a pizza shop.

- Yeah, I get it. Thanks. - So, listen.

I've got something interesting on the Sierra Marshall case

I wanna run by you real quick.

- No, no. I really have to be focusing on work.

- All right, but you're missing out!

It's kind of juicy!

OK!

A short break won't hurt, right? What have you got?

- All right, so, you remember how the original suspect

was the brother-in-law, right?

He had an alibi, right?

- That's what the press reported,

but guess who got hold of the police report?

Mr. Goody Two-Shoes's story has holes in it.

- Oh yeah? - Mm-hmm!

Ah!

Yeah, I know what you're saying,

but who would he know that had access to a forensics lab?

- Who said he needed to know anybody?

Jess! Is this thing on? I'm over here!

- We've been talking about this all day! I gotta go!

- All right, I'll catch you later.

OK.

Hey!

Hey, honey, how--how was it?

Uh, it was brutal!