Whisky

Ivan, can you turn on a light?

Thanks.

- Good morning. - Good morning, Jacobo.

- Good morning, Marta . - Good morning.

- Excuse me . - Come in.

Thanks.

I know a guy who repairs window shades. Shall i ask him to come?

Yes, ask him to come shortly.

Okey then.

- Excuse me. - Come on in.

I have made arrangements about your mother's funeral.

- Sunday at ten. - Thats good. Thanks alot.

- Have they waited a year with the footstone? - Strange, don't you think?

- What if the old lady woke up! - Girls!

- I'm going out. Do you want me to deliver something? - No, just go.

- Marta, - Can't we listen to something else?

- Do you want to listen to the radio? - Yes, only for a while.

- Is it the guy again? - You laugh at him too.

- OK! - Thanks.

Koller, Is your team going to advance to first division?

Your team is a joke Koller.

If everyone goes in, you win 480 pesos.

Good, always at your service.

- Koller, how are things going? - Hello, is Rogelio around?

No, I haven't seen him. May i help you?

- I'm supposed to send a fax to Brazil. - A fax to Brazil?

What do you say?

Brazil, isn't exactly nearby.

- I'll speak to Rogelio later. - Good.

- Come here Koller. We're only joking. - Of course we'll send the fax.

- How are things going Koller? - Good.

Hope you'll be there Jacobo.

Let's go Marta.

- See you in the morning, god permitting. - See you in the morning.

See you in the morning.

- Marta? - Yes?

You remember my brother, the one who lives in Brazil?

Yes. How come? Anything happened?

No, he will join mothers society.

Ceremony in connection with the footstone.

Ohh, how nice. He couldn't make it to the funeral?

No.

While my brother is here,

I could need some help.

I thought if you don't have anything against it,

you could come and stay at my place.

Only for a couple of days.

Yes, of course. That's fine.

No, you must have dialed the wrong number.

- Wrong number. - Yes, those things happen.

- You say . . . - Is it one, two or three days?

I thought if u wanted a form of compensation...

No, its not needed. I understand. Excellent.

There are a couple of things we have to settle.

Small matters, you know.

Yes, yes. Good.

Lets talk about it in the morning.

- See you tomorrow. - See you tomorrow, god permitting.

- Good morning. - Good morning, Jacobo.

Excuse me

Thanks.

The man that repairs window shades said he would try to make it today.

Thats good. Thanks.

- Excuse me. - Come on in.

I thought we should take a picture of us two.

Till your brother arrives.

Ohh, yes. Good.

I cant find the order from Grunberg.

Its in the receipt folder.

Ohh, yes. Thanks.

THE SHOP WITH THE LOWEST PRICES.

- KOller. - Sanchez. Is that Isaac in the backroom?

- Is it cold outside? - Yes.

- How are things going dear friend? - Good .

- Where do i sign? - You said you had a check.

You know what happened? I ran out of checks.

Jacobo, dont be so shabby.

I'll pay half now, then you get a check tomorrow.

- When is your mother's ceremony? - On Sunday.

We leave now, Marta.

See you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

- Come on in. - Thanks.

My brother will sleep here.

- Are there any bedclothes on these beds? - Yes, somewhere.

I'll look for it in the morning.

Bathroom

Living room

- And these are for... - Ohh yes, of course.

- Did it belong to your mother? - Yes.

- Excuse me. - Yes, of course.

Hello?

No, wrong number.

- Wrong number. - Yes, those things happen.

It's too big for me. I know a goldsmith.

- I can bring it to him. - Good.

- Good morning. - Good morning, Jacobo.

- Excuse me. - Come on in.

Thanks.

Marta, can you hand me the screwdriver?

We leave now.

- See you in the morning, if God wants. - See you in the morning.

- You look good today, Marta. - Thank you.

See you in the morning.

Good. Move a little closer to each other.

Then the lady hold the mans arm.

Good. The gentleman a little lower.

Perfect. A little smile now. Say "whisky".

Very good.

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- Jacobo, how are you? - Herman.

- Here you are. - Thanks.

- So the ceremony is on Sunday - Yes, half past ten.

Herman, how much is nine Brazilian real?

Nine real? That is...

- How come? - No, nothing.

My wife Marta, this is my brother Herman.

Thats how you salute in Brazil.

- I'll take your suitcase. - Yes, yes, thanks.

Well, finally solid ground under the feet.

- Jacobo have talked alot about you. - Nothing good i guess.

You can call me Herman. We are family, Marta.

How was your trip?

- Have you chosen a place? - In the guacu-falls.

- How nice. Have you been there? - No.

Neither have I.

- My little girls. - So beautiful...

They will always be my little girls to me. One has almost finished university.

How beautiful they are...

You know where you got this picture? I use it as wallpaper.

- You speak Spanish? - No.

Well, a little. Only basic. They love Uruguay.

- You know Uruguay? - Yes, they have seen pictures.

And my wife has been there. She was with me last time. You remember?

- We brought her to a football game. - Oh, yes.

- Marta, have you been in Brazil? - Only been to the guacu-falls.

- On our honeymoon. - You got to show me the pictures later.

Those nice ones at the guacu-falls, you got to experience them for yourself.

You got that right.

Marta, -

here is a little present for you.

Oh, that wasn't necessary.

- Thank you. - No big deal.

So nice and warm.

That is a new collection we are making. Do you know where we sell most? In Chile.

Chileans are so friendly.

Now im cleaning the table.

- Would you like some more coffee? - No thanks.

Thats the future doctor in the family.

The youngest looks a little bit like mother, dont you think?

Maybe a little.

- Marta, did you ever meet mother? - Just a bit.

She didnt recognise people. She thought i was father.

- Occupied! - Oh, im sorry.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

Marta. Do you write it with or without "h"?

- Without "h". - Yes, or else it would been "Martha".

- And last name? - Acuna, without "h".

A good one.

Martha Acuna.

Excuse me.

Jacobo, can you give me the magnet?

- Do you mean this one? - No, the one with thumbs up.

Very good.

I want to make these to my customers.

They dont hold many sheets.

I wanted to make some -

with the firm's logo and a calendar.

But it was too expensive.

A magnet with calendar.

So sad Marta wouldnt join us.

She doesnt like football.

Didnt we just pass by the plant?

- Yes. - Couldnt we drop by?

No, then we will be late.

Come on! Lets drop by.

- Shall we go inside? - No, the game will start soon.

Then we will be late.

Come on, Culaca .

Come on, go for it !

Go back to the beauty parlor, you fucking fag!

CRAP! Colon scored.

- What can one do, buddy? - Yes, i wonder.

- Whats the score? - They are three points ahead of us.

Ey, Jacobo.

That catalog you have in your bathroom, its abit old fashioned.

I used to have those machines earlier. They are good, they are Italian, but . . .

- Whos the side ref? - Barcelo.

- He blew it for us once. - Yes, that penalty...

If you want to modify the plant, i can help you.

We could import socks from BRAZIL and sell them here.

Its a good product. I have some samples you can show your customers.

Go, go, go! NO!!!!

Dickface! You always ruin it for us!

Fuckface! Ram that flag up your ass, you cuntfaced hooker!

- Iguacu-falls were nice, werent they? - Yes, very nice.

I've lived in BRAZIL for 20 years, but never been there.

Not that i live very close, but its not a long drive.

I will soon bring my family there.