Bon Voyage

Hey, Rachel watch the door.

Do you want your jacket?

No, I'm all right.

Did you lock it?

Go on, jump.

Rachel.

I was kidding.

Well, I reckon I could.

- Yeah, but we're not going to find out, are we?

Or we'll put you back on your lead.

Yeah, I was two and it wasn't a lead.

- It wasn't a lead, it was a safety harness.

It was a lead.

You were in one, too, you know.

Are you okay?

You know I'm not very good at ships.

- Well, it's a ferry, it's not an Atlantic crossing, Neil.

I don't like ferries much either.

Yes, thank you.

Sorry!

Thank you.

Neil, could you get the kids some water?

Yeah.

And chocolate.

Chocolate.

Er, petrol.

Um, number one.

And some water, please.

Sorry, and...

Good idea.

Long drive with the kids, chocolate always helps.

Merci.

Yeah.

Think I'll follow your lead.

Yes!

Don't get any on the seats.

Here you go.

Share, thank you.

Share.

Thanks, Dad.

There you go.

You're a good man, Neil.

- How can part of the garden be in Spain

and part in France?

Well, think about it.

I mean, the border's got to be somewhere.

Hola, bonjour, hola, bonjour.

Shut up!

You shut up.

- I still don't see why we have to

go camping anyway.

- Now, look it's only for the journey

and once we get there, we're gonna be in a house.

Wow.

Look at that.

Look at it.

Cows!

I think it's cows.

You should put some cream on.

It's not that hot.

You'll burn.

- It's right on the border, about half an hour inland.

And where are we now?

We are--

Pete.

Yeah, now is good.

No, it wasn't March, we delivered in January.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Pete says hello.

- Hi. - Hi, Pete.

Hello, Pete.

- No, it was definitely January, do you remember?

I've told you I can't see it.

The D58O.

- Yeah, I know what it's called, I just can't see it.

It's a red line.

Yes, there are lots of red lines, Neil,

I just don't know which one it is.

Just pull it out.

So, milk and a baguette.

But only if it looks fresh.

Put this, that corner over there.

Where are you going?

The shop.

Wait for me!

First time?

Sorry?

I recognized your car.

The petrol station.

Did the chocolate work?

- Well, nothing works a hundred percent with my kids.

You look like you could do with some help.

Yeah, it's been a while.

10 years on the canvas until um,

well, we thought we deserved a change.

Not sure we'll last 10 minutes.

Hi, I'm Simon.

Neil.

Hi.

This is my wife, Lizzie.

Hi.

So we're going to have somewhere to sleep tonight?

- You'll want to move the pegs further out.

There's not enough tension in the ground sheet.

Here.

That's it.

Just those, please.

Okay.

Hey.

One advantage of four solid walls,

the beers are always cold.

Cheers.

So, what is she, um, mid-seventies?

'73.

She must take a lot of time and money.

And an understanding wife.

He married the wrong woman.

Not me.

Hello!

Mum, Mum!

Coming, love.

- Well, I'm in the business, classic cars, that helps.

It makes me jealous.

I'm in IT.

Merci.

Salut.

Hi.

You English?

Yeah.

Nicholas.

Er, Rachel.

I'm David.

Can you give this back to Mum?

You do it.

Go.

I'm very pleased to meet you.

Merci.

I'm David.

You speak French?

All right.

How do I look?

Well, your legs are white.

Is that the best you can do?

I'm really trying.

Thanks very much.

One night, just tonight.

And after, you go where?

To my aunt's house, it's near Spain.

How about you?

To surf.

Near here?

No, um, more south.

You know for the waves, the very big waves.

Cool.

Great, thanks.

You hungry?

No, I'm fine.

Where's my cricket stuff?

Well, it's probably still in the back.

Right.

Hey, who's this?

This is Toby.

We're going to the beach.

Hi.

Hi.

Let's go.

Alright, bye.

See you.

I can't drag him away from a screen at home.

It's either the TV or his computer.

I know what you mean.

Mine are exactly the same.

Both of them, in fact.

You know, we haven't met properly.

I'm Liz.

Linda.

We don't even figure, mate.

Not a beep on the radar.

You know you're getting old.

Where you headed?

Um.

Liz's sister, Sarah's got an old farmhouse down here.

Her and her husband are going on painting holidays.

He struggles to paint a wall.

- Our regular spot's a little further over.

The last wilderness in Western Europe.

Your kids'll love it, ours do.

So are both of yours boys?

Boy and a girl.

Right, that's like us.

How's that?

Er...

Marginal, but out.

God!

I don't know the first thing about cricket.

You on a motorway from here, then?

Yeah, the back roads.

Couple more nights then we'll,

you know, no need to rush.