Devil's Angels

Somebody call an ambulance.

Get up!

They're getting away!

Foosh.

- Grog. - Yeah?

Have you ever been a father?

I used to have a father once.

How'd you like to be mine?

Are you some kind of a nut?

Good strain.

He didn't mention it to me, Leroy. Did he mention it to you?

- Didn't say a word to me, Cody. - Huh.

The point is, uh...

- That Gage just snuffed a citizen. - Yes, he did.

And that makes one dead dude, one hot Skull.

Now, I'm not mad at you, Gage. I'm not mad at you.

Anybody could do what you did, just run away like that.

Yeah, we could have done the same, right, Leroy?

Yeah, yeah. Right, Cody. But you know, that's hit and run,

which means the man is looking for Gage,

which means by coming here he's brought heat on us...

Which means I ought to push you right around the block.

The point is that Gage's bike is hotter than he is.

So let's strip it the hell down and get out of here, huh?

All right, we ain't got too much time now.

No goof and let's get it done, huh.

Hey, do I smell pizza?

Rip off a hunk.

Oh, yeah, Gage is a bad face.

Have you taken a good look at yourself lately?

- Uh, did you get packed for the big run? - Yeah, I guess.

You got us packed? - Uh-huh.

You better have us packed 'cause we're not coming back.

Oh, we got to be back by Thursday

'cause I need to enter the dance contest.

- Forget it. - What do you mean "Forget it"?

Forget it. He says forget it, I say forget it,

'cause he is me and I is he and we is we.

Hey, Cody?

You know Hank Fredericks is still in the hospital?

Yeah, so?

And Pete McCarthy almost got busted on Thursday?

You know Matt the Hat's still doing 15 to 20?

And Will Perkins we haven't heard from since the run to Big Bear.

Well, nothing new there at all, is there?

Ooh! Stop!

Listen, what I'm saying is, if five years ago, we...

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

Man, we are washed up.

Well, maybe we're washed up... When I die,

and I'm there and you're here, throw a lily on my grave.

Careful when you burn down the engine nose.

Don't make no deep scratches and don't try to save the tires.

They have to bust every one of us to get my bike now.

Gage, sometimes I think you guys wanna get busted.

You know, five years ago there were 200 of us and the town knew it.

And now there are 26 left

and we got to sneak around like a bunch of dips.

Look, the dumb squirt got right out in front of me, I couldn't help it.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you one thing, you're lucky the Man wasn't around.

The Man was there.

Every time we go out we come face to face with the Man.

We take one drink and there's the Man,

and we hop on our signals and the Man is on our tail.

Now look, the Man is out there and he's gonna bust us all.

Joel. Joel.

Uh, tell 'em that story about Butch Cassidy, you told me.

Hmm, Cassidy.

He was an outlaw. He had maybe 400 men under him.

And they had their own town,

a place called Hole-in-the-Wall.

They had a cannon up in the pass

and the whole cavalry tried to take him and couldn't.

Like they was home free. Never did get took.

Yeah, well, I've decided we're going to split from this pad.

We're gonna pick up our old ladies and whatever little we have

and we're gonna put on our colors and we're gonna roll.

And neither man nor beast is going to stop us

until we find a place where we can blow our own peace,

and we're gonna love each other.

- I love you, Leroy. - Cody, I love you.

Anybody got anything to say?

Yes, I'm gonna have a baby.

Okay, you all set?

Yeah, we got the food and the extra oil and the fuel tanks are full.

We don't have to stop till we get to Lenning.

Okay, let's pick up Funky, we'll go on the bridge.

You really think it's smart to bother with Funky?

His head's pretty twisted. He really wants to be a citizen.

Don't you worry about ole Funky!

Funky!

- - Hey, by the way, where are we going to end up?

Hole-in-the-Wall!

Hey, Cody, I don't think it's fair to have to leave my partner in the dance contest.

There ain't gonna be no dance contest.

We're not coming back, we're going to Hole-in-the-Wall.

When God created Woman he made her pretty stupid. Let's go!

Hey, did a cat named Funky Davico do this?

- It's as pretty as a picture. - Yeah, which way does the old funk live?

- Brown house on top of the hill. - That way?

- Bye. - That way.

Thanks a lot!

Funky!

Funky!

Funk? Where's the Funky?

I hate to tell you this, Cody, but Funky's in the can.

- Oh, no. - Yeah? What did he do now?

Nothing! Not a damn thing.

Except he got a little loaded and he painted this picture on the town hall.

- Yeah, we saw that! -

They put him in the joint for public indecency.

That's what you get for trying to be a citizen.

- How much is the bail? - Oh, $500.

Ah, we don't have $500, but we'll grab his chopper and we'll go into town.

We'll get him out of there somehow.

Hey, and then guess what?

We're all going to the boondocks and live forever.

Oh, no.

- The boondocks? - Yeah.

- Gee, I don't know. - Why do I love her?

See, we got this house here. I guess we're kinda crazy about it.

Not that the town's too crazy about us, but...

Listen, you haven't heard the best part yet.

The Stompers is having a party up the bridge

and we're going to get our girls twisty.

Yeah! - Leroy.

A party with the Stompers? Oh, hell! Wait'll I get my toothbrush...

- Leroy! - Cody!

Leroy, I love you!

Hey, Funky! Funky!

Funky! Funky! Funky!

- Cody! Shh!

- Leroy, Joel, Gage, Bruno! - Shh!

- Man, what's happening? Shh!

We'll let you outta here if you just shut up!

Cool, man. Cool.

I love you guys! I love you!

- Man, it was one original mistake moving to this town. - Shh.

- It stinks! - They all stink!

- - Let's hope they have no jails in Hole-in-the-Wall.

Yo, man, Hole-in-the-Wall ain't even in the state of California.

- - Okay, let's go.

I'll do it. I'll do it! I'll do it!

Oh, Funky, it's good to have you back running with us again.

Well, I got a hot news for you guys,

Funky Davico ain't about to settle down again.

Not now.

That's what I was gonna say. "Not now."

That's what I said.

Not now.

- Nor never. - Nor never.

Nor never!

- I'll drink to that. - Hey, man.

I'm not going to stay around here and listen to this pack of lies.

Come on, you mule. Come on, you mule!

- -

Watch how I give my old lady a kiss.

Eee! -

Oh, our leader, ain't he beautiful.

Thanks.

Climb out of that sleeping bag.

- Huh? - Get out of the bag.

- I can't get out of the bag, Cody, I'm stone naked. - Good.

That's good, isn't it?

Come on, get out of that bag, I got to cover up my chopper in case it snows.

- - You're putting me on again.

If you want this bag you're gonna have to take it off of me.

That's just what I'm going to do if you're not out of there

- by the time I count three. - Don't you touch me, Cody.

One!

- Two! - No, Cody!

Three!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, fill her up!

- I'm hungry. - Let me go.

Hey, dude. Now don't you holler at Robot.