Thriller

He's on his way. I don't think this is cool.

You just lead him inside and we'll get him.

He's never done anything to me. Why are we doing this?

'Cause it'll be funny as hell!

Everybody knows Chauncey has a crush on you.

It's the only way to get him here.

Hot dog, please.

We don't have to do this if you don't want to.

Derrick, you might be my sister's boyfriend, but you ain't her dad.

It'll be hella funny, right? It's just a prank.

And plus, everybody knows Ch-- Ch-- Chauncey is sp-- sp-- special.

You mean retarded.

What if we get caught?

You know, sometimes, Miss Ghetto Goody Two-Shoes, you make me sick.

It's Chauncey! Everybody clowns him!

Come on, let's do this. Hide, fools!

Hi, Lisa. What's up?

Can you help me find my kitty?

She ran into this house, and it's dark in there.

Anything for y-- you, Lisa.

I think my kitty's around here somewhere.

Chauncey, run!

Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey.

Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey.

Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey.

Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey.

-Chauncey. -No!

Amani?

No, please wake up!

My sister... Is she dead?

I-- I...

I-- I didn't mean to.

They'll lock us up for this!

Not me.

I saw Chauncey do it.

Chauncey did it.

Chauncey did it.

Chauncey did it.

Chauncey did it.

Chauncey did it.

It's either him or us.

- -

Wait, wait, wait a minute! He didn't hurt nobody. He would never hurt nobody!

Don't to this! Don't do this! Please! Please, don't take my son!

He's all I got! Chauncey!

You gonna pay for what you did, boy. I can't stand bullies.

Put him in the car.

I'm gonna get you!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Get away from my door! I ain't got no money and I ain't buyin' nothin'!

I done told you to get away from my door, now.

Chauncey.

Oh, my gosh, Chauncey! Oh!

I'm so happy to see you.

Chauncey, my gosh!

You look--

Come on in here, boy, and let me wash you up or something. Get in here.

Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey. Chauncey.

- I'm gonna get you! -

You been taking your medication, right?

Yes, Momma.

Okay, come get something to eat when you're ready for school, okay?

You still haven't found a dress you like for the homecoming game?

You know you just got two more days left.

I don't even know why I'm bothering.

It's not like I'm gonna win homecoming queen anyways.

Lisa, you are just as qualified

as any of those other girls they got nominated.

Oh? I'm not as popular as most of them,

I'm not the prettiest, and I'm certainly not the richest.

First of all, you are gorgeous.

And you got something that money can't buy.

You got a good heart, baby.

And that's worth more than money or looks any day.

Believe that. I got something for you.

Your daddy and I want you to have this.

Momma, I can't.

Oh, yes, you can.

Would you stop yelling from the bathroom like you James on Good Times?

But, Momma, you and Daddy are struggling to make the bills. I can't.

We may not be able to afford your college tuition,

but we can afford to get our baby girl a new dress for her homecoming dance.

You about to roll up there and be the queen of the ball.

Thank you.

Oh, you're welcome!

You got that cutie pie Ty Reynolds rolling up there with you.

Best wide receiver in the city.

Oh, yeah. Your daddy said he could go pro.

Ka-ching, ka-ching.

Look, I told you guys, me and Ty, we're just friends.

Mmm.

I said that about your daddy too when we was in high school.

You see what happened.

Oh, college notification?

It's from Spelman College. Oh, cool. Good morning, baby.

What do they say?

I got in.

Yes!

But, no scholarship.

Oh, baby girl.

Why you ain't text me back? Hmm?

Who you been with all morning? I'll bet you it was with that bitch Lisa, wasn't it?

For your information, you and I are not together anymore. So bounce.

How many times I gotta say sorry?

You know I still love you, babe.

Mmm. Is that why you cheated on me with the quarterback from Dorsey?

Everyone saw you. It's all over Snapchat.

How many times I have to tell you that I was buzzed?

I gotta get ready for school. Don't do this to us!

There's no more us, Gina.

Now let me go.

Gina Brown! Do I have to call the cops again, young lady?

This ain't over.

Son, you got up to 50,000 views of your online receiving reel.

Every college scout from Howard to Stanford's gonna be watching you this weekend.

This your ticket out of here. Don't let these little hood rats ruin your future.

Look, don't even worry about it, Pops. I got this.

I ain't a hood rat!

[sings along with song on radio]

¶ Girl, I know What time it is ¶

¶ When you talk slow When your eyes are lit ¶

¶ Drop it low Don't come back up ¶

¶ Gimme some of That hoochie love ¶

¶ Knows just what I'm thinkin' of ¶

¶ Gimme some of That hoochie love ¶

¶ Girl, I know What time it is ¶

Yes! Stacked!

Number one artist, hello!

He will be here tomorrow in Big Boy's neighborhood.

We're talking about on-air, all the way live.

An interview right here at the station, and now, listen,

this our first on-air interview with Unique,

so be sure to tune in at 4:00 p.m.

Now, if you in the L.A. area,

then I need you guys to come on down and show up to the station

and show some Cali love for Unique

while he's hanging out in the neighborhood.

Another day. I miss you, sis.

I miss you too.

[music continues through headphones]

Oh!

- -Goddamn, girl!

What the hell are you doing here so early, Eddie?

Your grandmother told me she was hooking it up with breakfast.

Okay, well, you know this whole thing of you being my boyfriend

means you don't have to be a stalker.

You hit me hard.

Come on, you big baby, let's get you food.

Check, check.

This one goes out to all the real lovers in the house,

and to my one special true love, I got one question...

Will you go to homecoming with me?

So wack.

Hey, um... You wanna go to homecoming together?

Oh, man.

Baby, you, me, homecoming. Let's get this thing popping, girl.

Boy, is that all you got?

Come on, Mom, can I get some privacy, please?

You get some privacy when you pay some bills.

Now, hurry up, Mac Daddy. Don't be late for school.

Yes, Mom.

Let me see that. Oh! What? That ain't Dee, though.

I ain't never seen you with her. She ain't never came outside--

Wait. Hold up, hold up. What up, cuz?

I'm late for school.

Relax, cuz, we just gonna hold 'em for you.

Come on, Eazy, I got to get to class, man.

I like these.

Oh, you think you something, you got your little soldier backpack on--

What the fuck?

I swear to God, I'll blow your head off if you've scuffed up my Chucks, nigga!

You crazy or some shit? Huh?

Hey, he must be. Check out his gear.

Shit looks like it's straight from the Goodwill or some shit.

We got a problem, nigga?

This motherfucker's retarded. Let me chill out, man. I'm-- I'm crazy today.

Chauncey?

Oh, man!

Hey, get out of here, man. Get the fuck outta here.

Filming this shit. With your skinny jeans.

Hey, girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Compton High's homecoming queen,

Lisa Walker. Aw.

But I really don't think that's how it's gonna turn out.

You never know.

You better watch your back, or you just might not make it to the dance.

Why do you always act like you're auditioning for Love & Hip Hop ?

Does that girl just, like, wake up with drama?

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Ooh! I like that little skirt you got on, girl! Ha!

Yah! Guess who is about to be at Big Boy tomorrow after school?

Who?

Unique! Oh, my God.

Girl, he is so fine!

I love his new song, "Hoochie Love."