Gravity

Previously on "Gravity"...

- He's here! - Just ignore them.

- I want to open my own vintage store. - I think it's a great idea.

Lots of love.

I need to know what's going on, Lily.

- Am I required to be talking to you? - Mind if I look around?

Have a party.

- Oh, are you an artist? - Give it!

- Tell me who it is. - It's my boyfriend in heaven

who I made love to when I flatlined.

Okay, but no coffee. Just come up.

I'm so getting laid tonight.

I love you pulling my hair, baby, but use both hands.

Stick it in. Stop fingering me.

Hey, okay, get... Get on your back.

Okay, ready?

Can you feel it? Isn't it in?

It is, right? Yeah, yeah, it is.

Come on!

I'm sorry, Jorge. I really like you.

You're a great guy, but I have to feel something.

Your dick is just too small.

I can't see you anymore.

Wait.

Clear on Avenue A, Jimmy?

Goose, 3rd street... you clear?

Avenue B... you clear, Ralphie?

It's ready to go.

Everyone clear from the building!

Three, two, one.

Bullshit.

The building completely exploded with you in it,

And you didn't die?

God wasn't ready to take him.

Amen. Amen.

I don't mean to be, indelicate,

And I mean this as a compliment.

You might have body dysmorphia,

Because you look... you look fairly well off there.

Oh, this?

Oh, no, this is fake.

No, Jorge. Jorge.

Jor... Jorge, stop. Put that away. Jorge, stop!

Stop now, put that away, and zip up your pants.

No, no, no, no. My... my real dick is way smaller, see?

Wait, stop! Jorge, stop!

Sorry.

Zip up your pants. Okay.

Fake-dick-having motherfucker.

I don't want to monopolize the group with my comic stylings.

But if you want, you can see them tonight. What... what do you mean?

Ever since I was little, I always wanted to be a comic.

There you go. Pass those down.

See, but, my father...

He was in construction, right, so I didn't have a choice.

Dogg says...

We need to change who we were, right?

This is me changing. How do you like that?

So, you're doing this not because I said so

But because you really want to?

Exactly, Dogg. Exactly.

Saving up for what you want to study, or...

You know, I never generate anything like...

Yeah, yeah. Really?

Is everything okay?

Yeah.

So, who was that guy last night?

Nobody. He's just a friend.

And we just hung out.

He's just a friend?

It's really not that interesting.

Well, 'cause I was... I love your look.

Thank you.

People usually are afraid to...Tell me the truth.

Thanks for telling me my life was too safe.

It's changed everything... For the better.

Anytime.

How are you?

I'm going to open my own vintage-clothing store.

I have this idea to redesign vintage with new fabrics.

Serious? Yeah.

Well, I'm a seamstress,

So if you ever need any help, just let me know.

Okay.

Oh, come on, you fucking...

Sports. What's your number?

Yeah, cm1322.

Listen, I know my account's out of money,

But just give me 100 bucks on the mets,

And I'll give you a grand on Friday either way.

I wish I could help you out, sir,

But unless you have funds in your account,

We can't place a wager.

Come on! Just look at my account.

I've been betting with you for 10 years.

Where am I gonna go? It's 100 bucks. I'm really sorry, sir.

Hold on, hold on!

Miller.

Mr. Miller, it's card services. Hold on.

Listen, are you really trying to tell me that you're not

Gonna put a fucking measly $100 bet for me on the mets?

Maybe I should take my action elsewhere.

That would be up to you, sir.

You have enough to gamble with but not to pay your debts?

Look, stop calling me, okay? Stop calling me. Sir.

I only want to go through the mail from now on. Only write me letters.

Calls will continue until you make payment arrangements. I have other callers here.

Well, guess what. That's illegal, okay?

If I tell you to only go through the mail,

Then you must only go through the mail, or it's illegal.

Excuse me, sir. You need to put it in writing.

What do you want to do, sir? I have other callers. Mr. Miller.

Okay. Okay, fuck you, okay?

Fuck you. You feel that? Fuck you. Feel that?

Fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking.

Fucking retard.

Ophthalmologist.

Hey, buddy, it's Matt.

We're really looking forward to dinner.

Chez jacqueline at 8:00. Later.

All right, during our 10-minute date last night,

What's the one thing you said you wanted most and didn't have?

Lil' kim's ass?

All right, open 'em.

Cousin's place, so you're gonna get it for a sick price.

Go in!

Dr. Collingsworth, you have a walk-in.

Do you want to see him? Sure, Rhonda. Send him in.

Mr. Miller, the doctor will see you now.

Hi, I'm Dr. Robert Collingsworth.

Christian Miller. Just call me "Miller."

Okay, Miller. Please have a seat.

Thank you.

You know, you look familiar to me, Miller.

Have we met before?

No.

Well, I investigated

Lily champagne's suicide attempt,

And I check up on her from time to time outside that church

Where you guys have your... your meetings,

So it's possible that you saw me there.

So, you're a cop. Detective, yeah.

Am I being investigated again?

'cause I thought that was all finished with

As long as I went to the group.

No, no, no, no. You're totally fine.

This is just a social call. Well, not... not social.

See, I was... I was looking into Lily's case,

And I couldn't help but stumble upon your whole cliff, car,

You know, youtube video suicide-dummy thing.

I mean, you're kind of the most...

Famous suicide fuck-up in history.

Thank you. I say that with all due respect.

I mean, you're a sweet child of God,

And I'm really glad you're getting your life back together.

And you're clearly a very celebrated

And highly recommended ophthalmologist,

Which is why I came here.

See... I'm concerned that I may have a brain tumor,

Because a couple years ago,

My vision just started getting

A little blurry around the edges.

It would only happen after yoga, like, on the subway platform.

I would look down, and just things down the platform

Were a little out of focus.

I thought it was maybe because I just started

Becoming a vegan at that point, so it was a dietary thing.

But now it's... it's everything.

How old are you? 38.

Well, that is when it starts to happen.

That's when what happens,

My youth and manner walk out the door?

No, no!

It's nothing that drastic.

Your eyes start going, and you need reading glasses.

No, no, no!

You don't understand.

I have perfect eyesight my entire life.

Okay, well, let's check you out.

Tilt your head back, please.

Now please keep your eyes closed for just a few minutes.

I will be right back in just a few seconds.

So I just sit here like this till you come back?

That's right. Rhonda!

Okay, I'm just gonna need

A little bit of information from you.

I'm really sorry about your wife.

How did you know about my wife?

You're a public figure now, remember?

Yeah. I'm trying to forget.

Must have been awful. I'm... I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

So, you getting to know Lily at all or...

Yeah. Oh, she's so great.

Date of birth, please.

1/22/72.

I'm speechless.

What does "Lily's storeyaa" mean?

No, no, no.

It's "Lily's store, yay."