My Daughter's Psycho Friend

911, what's your emergency?

Yes, I have an emergency.

There's someone in my house.

And where are you?

I'm in my bedroom.

He has a gun, please help me.

Can you get out?

No, I'm upstairs, there's no way out.

Now, since you're on a cellphone,

sweetheart, I need your exact address.

91505 Sharer's Drive.

Please send the entire police force.

I'm really scared, please.

All right, sweetheart. They are already on their way.

Thank you, thank you so much.

Now, what I need you to do is lock the door if you can

and hid in the closet.

The police will be there in minutes.

Okay, thank you.

Bye. - No, no, no.

I'm gonna stay on the phone with you

until they get there.

No, that's okay.

It's better if I stop talking.

No, it's protocol, please don't hang up.

That's how we have direct communication

with you just in case.

Just in case what?

Just in case there is a hostage situation.

I hear them on your street right now, sweetheart.

All right, hang tight. You hang with me.

Sure, thanks.

I'm gonna hang up now.

Bye. - No, it's.

Hold your positions!

My God, you're a genius. - Martinez, come on.

I need you out back. - Go, go, go, go!

All clear, clear!

How'd you know that would work?

I saw it on TV once.

It's called swatting.

This is the Calabasas Police Department.

We have the house surrounded.

Come out with your hands up.

We could get into serious trouble.

Put down your weapons. - No, we can't.

And come out with your hands up.

They don't know it was us.

Sure, they do, they could track your phone.

They'll be here next.

I have an app on my phone that makes it untraceable.

Look, the front door's opening.

Get 'em up!

Let's go, move your feet. - On the ground!

Don't shoot! - Let's go, move!

Get down on the ground! - Hands up!

Don't move! - Come out slowly.

Yes, sir, we've got them now.

Near the house.

Move! Move!

- Get 'em up, both of you! Let's go. - On your feet!

On your feet! - Clear the house!

Come on! - Scotty is seriously pissed.

Did you see his face?

He knows it was us.

He can't prove it.

Anyway, if he dares tell anyone it was us,

I'll tell the police that it was him

who broke into Ms. Augmore's house

and stole her English test.

Are you sure?

How long have we been friends?

A long time.

And have I ever done anything to betray your trust?

Well, there was that one time you told on me...

We were six years old.

I can't believe we're actually moving to Los Angeles.

It's not so bad, Sierra.

In fact, it's not that much different than Denver, you know?

There are movie theaters and restaurants

and... - Really?

It's dirty, full of traffic,

and it's loaded with stuck-up people.

Not where we're going.

Mom, don't sugarcoat it.

Hey, sweetheart, can we please try to find

something positive in all this, huh?

No, I can't.

Come here.

Hey, I'll be there and when I get there,

hopefully, you can introduce me to all your new friends

and show me all the new cool hangouts.

I don't think so.

Please, you have to try, okay?

Okay, Mom, I'll try.

I love you, peanut.

I love you, Mom.

Okay, now, drive safely.

I will.

And remember that it's winter,

so the roads are gonna be dangerous through the Rockies.

And, okay, make sure he doesn't fall asleep.

And make that house real pretty for me, all right?

With a girl's a touch.

What?

You think if Sierra wasn't comin' with me,

the place would look like a bachelor pad?

Yeah.

I love you. - Love you.

Okay.

I'll see ya in a week.

Muah! - See ya soon, sweetheart.

Love you so much, see you soon.

Okay.

And we're here.

This is it? - This is it.

Well, what do ya think?

It's bigger and prettier than the pictures.

Yeah, ya like it?

I mean, it's no Aurora, but it's nice.

You did good, I'm impressed.

Come on, let's get the truck unloaded.

Kaitlyn, come on, we have to stop

at my house before cheer practice.

What are you looking at?

Colorado plates, huh?

That's a long drive.

She's pretty.

Let's go meet her.

I don't know.

Why not? She's your neighbor.

Okay, but if she turns out to be the neighbor from hell,

it's your fault.

Sure, but you're still gonna have to live with her.

Hi.

Hi.

I'm Kaitlyn, I live across the street.

And this is Alexis.

- What's your name? - I'm Sierra.

It's nice to meet you.

So what are you into?

Clothing, boys, movies.

Well, it sounds like you'll fit in perfectly here.

Hey, a bunch of us are going

to the rollerskating rink tonight.

You wanna come?

I don't know, I.

Come on, it'll be a great chance to meet

some of the kids you'll be going to school with.

Sure, that sounds really fun.

Great, meet us at the roller rink

on Westlake Drive at 6:00 p.m.

- Got it. - Bye. - Bye.

Bye.

Well, look at that.

Makin' friends already, huh, huh?

Come on, don't fall.

so many more things to unload.

That's not my problem. - Yeah.

Thanks for driving me.

Well, I've been told that's what dads do.

Yeah? - Huh.

Whoa, there, young lady. - What?

You gonna give me one of those stereotypical parent talks?

Just remember, I was a teenager once, too,

you know?

Please be smart. - Dad.

I have the app, I know where you are at all times.

Really?

You're gonna use the app here, too?

Dad.

Just tell me you'll be safe and smart.

Yes, I'll be safe and smart.

No, no, no.

You're just sayin' that to get rid of me.

Come on, say it with some conviction.

I love you, everything will be fine.

I love you, too.

Bye. - Bye.

Yeah, yeah.

Yo, B.

Hey, you made it.

Hey.

You look so cute.

Thanks, you, too.

Come on, I'll introduce you to everyone.

Great.

Hey, guys.

This is my new neighbor, Sierra.

She's from Colorado.

Hey, Colorado. - Hi, Colorado.

Hi. - Hi, everyone.

Anyways, this is Terri, Cindy, Aubrey.

Lance. - Hey.

David, Marcy, Jade, Michael,

Jonathan, Kayla, Jana, and Tamra.

Hello. - Hi, Lexi.

Alexis, you can't call me Lexi yet.

You have to earn that right.

Earn it, Colorado.