Fuller House

All right.

OK, Tommy. You can do this.

You can take a step.

Good job!

Pretty soon you're gonna do this all by yourself!

You'll be walking and then running...

And then going to college.

And then I'll be a grandma.

And you're gonna put me in a nursing home.

You've got a lot of nerve!

Hey, you wanna hear a little secret?

I finally made a decision between Matt and Steve.

Do you wanna know who I picked?

I'll tell you.

I know!

I was as surprised as you are!

We're back!

Hi!

- Hi. - Hi, Jackson.

You've only been gone eight weeks

and you're already taller than I am, stop growing.

It's not the only change.

Ramona, tell everybody how you did at Dance Camp.

Mom, you know I hate to brag.

OK, then I'll brag.

Ramona won Best Dancer, Most Likely To Star On Broadway

and Happiest Feet.

You forgot Jazziest Hands.

And guess who won Oldest Dancer?

Mom came up for Visitors' Day and the visit never ended.

Hey, I was only there for the last six weeks.

Of a seven-week program.

Come on, we had so much fun. Oh.

We had the whole camp doing the Gibbler Gallop.

Yeah, come on, let's do it. Five, six, seven, eight...

Sparkle, and sparkle

and spin, and spin

and spank, spank, spank...

Oh, I knew you wanted to gallop.

Well, while you guys were out galloping,

I was at Wilderness Camp breaking some hearts.

- You wanna hear what happened? - Hold on.

My teenage son is actually about to

share something that happened in his life?

- You're right. Never mind. - No, no! No.

What happened?

Well, let's just say the babes were all over me like mosquitoes.

But I did stay true to Lola.

Poor thing must have been missing her boo like crazy.

- You're back! - I sure am!

I wanna hear every detail of your entire summer!

I wanna hear every detail of your entire summer!

Yeah, we'll catch up later.

Don't make any plans this afternoon, because I am throwing my annual...

End-of-Summer-Back-to-School Super...

Fun Barbecue 2016!

OK, maybe that name was too long.

- Hey, Deej! - Stephanie!

Hi!

- Welcome home. - Stephanie!

Oh, I missed you so, so much!

I missed...

- Why aren't you hugging me back? - Because you left me at the airport.

How rude.

Was your plane late?

No, I was right on time.

I even put my bags in Kimmy's car.

I went to move the luggage cart out of the street and she drove off without me.

I thought you were pretty quiet on the ride home.

Anyhoo, how was your summer in London?

It was great.

You know, I went back to see if my ex-boyfriend was really a jerk.

He was.

But I met one of those palace guards with the big, fuzzy hats.

Turns out sometimes they do smile.

Aunt Stephanie, Kimmy!

Thank goodness you're back!

Look what I taught Cosmo.

Cosmo, roll over.

Ah.

Looks like you had a fun summer.

It was boring.

Before you guys left, there was so much going on.

Mom was a Mexican wrestler,

Hunter Pence came to our house,

there was a cow in the kitchen.

The last fun thing was that ridiculous wedding

where Kimmy decided not to marry Fernando.

Let the rejoicing begin. Fernando has returned!

Kimmy, you made the right decision.

Kimberlina, mi amor, how I missed you all summer.

Yuck!

Everybody, I have a funny story.

While I was gone on the racing circuit,

I forgot to pay my rent,

so my landlord evicted me.

So now...

I will be moving in here!

Perhaps my story was not so funny?

Perhaps you should have paid your rent?

Oh, Max.

I missed you least of all.

No need to worry. Fernando's only moving in temporarily.

You won't even know he's here.

This way, gentlemen.

Only seven more loads to go, OK?

That had better be Spanish for "I'm leaving tomorrow."

Hello, ladies.

Your meat has arrived.

Ah, now that's how every man should enter a room.

Hi.

Oh, so I brought steak, burgers, chicken, shrimp, ribs and lobster.

And Matt brought some stuff for you guys to eat.

- Steve, you're hilarious. - No, you are, you told me to say that.

Yeah, but you're delivery was hysterical!

It's so funny how those guys became best friends.

I know.

I hope it doesn't affect their friendship when I tell them which one I wanna date.

You're finally choosing somebody? Oh, it's about time!

Yeah, well, I spent the whole summer just getting to know myself

and working on me and... and now I am finally ready

to have a meaningful relationship with someone other than me.

You gotta pick Steve. You guys are each other's destiny.

No. No, no, no.

You have to pick Matt.

You guys are great partners at the Pet Clinic

and, far more importantly, Matt is insanely hot.

I know, I'm extremely lucky. I have two incredible guys that want me so bad!

But I've made my decision.

And?

I am choosing...

DJ?

We've got something to tell you.

Oh. And I have something to tell you guys.

OK, you go.

- No, you go. - OK, I'll go first.

- Somebody go first. - OK, I... We will go first.

Steve and I...

have found someone special.

Each other?

You know, I always had a feeling.

No, although if I were so inclined, this big daddy would be a home run.

Boop!

So, DJ, remember when you chose yourself

and you said we should just go live our lives and not wait around for you?

I... really said that?

Uh, yeah, and then you sent us that group text

with the bitmoji of yourself giving the thumbs up saying to go for it.

Oh, I did do that.

So anyway, after a two-week camping trip alone in the woods...

we decided that we need women.

So... we fixed each other up.

And now we both have girlfriends.

And it's all because you told us to "Go for it", so thank you.

You're welcome!

Wow!

Hah! I'm... I'm so happy for you guys.

Wow.

Did I already say that? 'Cause, well, yay!

Well, DJ, what's your big news?

Oh, yeah.

My big news. Well...

Oh, the End-of-Summer-Back-to-School Super Fun Barbecue 2016...

starts at 3 o'clock.

So the time is the same.

Right.

Because sometimes I change it.

But not today, so that's big news.

Hey, would it be weird if we brought our girlfriends?

It would be weird if you didn't bring them!

Oh, I can't want to meet them.

Oh, they cannot wait to meet you.

All right, well, we will see you at 3:00, because the time did not change.

- They're gonna love your girlfriend. - She's gonna love your girlfriend.

Wow.

Did not see that coming. Whoo!

Man, I mean, talk about ripping your heart out

and stomping on it right in front of you.

If I were you, I would be on the floor sobbing like a blubbering baby.

OK, I think she gets this is not ideal.

I am totally fine with this.

I mean, I am really happy for Matt and Steve and for their girlfriends.

And I'm happy for me.

I am happy, happy, happy, OK?

Did you buy that?

Nope.

That poor thing is a Lifetime movie waiting to happen.

Can we help you?

Yeah, I just stopped by to say hey to my bae.

Hey, bae.

Help me here.

Jackson, Lola doesn't wanna hurt your feelings,

but she's not your bae.

Not my bae?

What about our full-on make out session after Kimmy's almost wedding?

You remember?

That wasn't a make out session.

That's how I kiss my grandma.