S for Sex, S for Secrets (小姐誘心)

I've told the designer

Peter, sell the 109 for me.

Every sponsor on the poster should be in one size.

And buy the 423.

The clients are now complaining.

- Once it reaches $3.6, buy 300 more. - Can't amend?

- Tell him - Right.

- I can amend his paycheck of last payment. - Don't worry.

Or maybe two zeros less.

Buy me a drink tonight if you want to know more.

Mr. and Mrs. Chan, sorry to be late.

Chloe, is there anything good?

I recommend this.

It's the best choice for a night club. You should love it.

Is it really that good?

It's meaningless. You know. Being a husband now,

you've no voice. Right, honey?

You two are so sweet.

I envy you. Can you teach me?

Teach you? Actually I don't know him well.

Take him if you like. Let's focus on the flat. I'm in a rush.

Easy. The tools are ready. All in the car.

Later when she comes, remember to hide up.

Don't fuck up.

We'd several rehearsals yesterday. Won't go wrong.

It's her. Be smart.

Come on. Let's go.

Where're you? Why didn't you pick my call?

I'm just next to you.

You are here? I can't see you.

It seems quiet over there. Where're you?

Come closer. Then you can see me.

No more kidding. The movie is about to start.

Come closer.

I promise you won't regret for it.

Hung! If you don't show up now,

I'll go home. One, two,

three...

What's going on?

Isn't that obvious?

If you leave, then I got to mail you the flowers and the ring.

Bobo, will you marry me?

Isn't that too casual to propose on the street?

No. If you say yes,

We'll go to a 5-star hotel to have candle-night dinner.

Marry me.

But I bought tickets already.

What?

Or we may go after the movie?

That means you accept it?

Thank you, honey.

Come on. Have a look at the ring.

Thank you, hubby.

What's going on, honey?

Hubby, when'll we go for a trip?

Trip? See if you can turn your phone off.

You're always busy with your business.

Hello

Our car will arrive in a second. Can you go now?

Okay, I'll come out now.

You're leaving?

Yes, I'm going with Mr. Young for a meeting in Macau.

When'll you be back? Got to pick you up?

Don't know yet. Call you.

"One year later"

"Methods of correction of sexual disharmony in marriage"

You can't eat this.

Why?

Maybe it works

"Reasons lead to sex impotence:"

"1. Smoking"

"2. Drug addiction"

"3. Work pressure"

"4. Testicular cancer"

"5. Excessive masturbation..."

Welcome to join us.

For this "sex coaching" session.

I'm your coach Ms. Mak.

Easy. Relax.

You can share everything with me.

Gentleman first.

- Me? - Umm.

I'm feeling good.

But my wife has a lot of questions for you.

Me?

Sure. It's you who want to come.

It's because you're impotent.

I'm impotent? No way!

How can that be my problem?

One to two times only. It's normal.

It functions only one to two times.

Please don't talk the truth.

Do you need a mic for everybody to hear it?

You refused to see a doctor.

And you're refusing to tell your problem now. So?

I'm here now. Right?

Let's take a break.

And I'll have a little talk with you separately.

How do you think about your sex life?

He doesn't like me anymore.

Why?

We haven't done that thing for long.

Even we did, he couldn't make it to the end.

Can you tell me more?

When he put it in, soon it became soft.

How do you feel about your sex life?

I don't feel she enjoys sex.

She's just getting somebody for making babies.

Of course for babies. What else?

You're right to want babies.

But we need to have some fun.

I'm not an ETC machine.

Things are coming in and out by just pressing a button.

Everything needs the right timing.

But he always got it wrong.

- Hey honey. - Umm.

No more reading.

I want to...

My ovulation's on Wednesday.

I know. Today's Wednesday.

Should be next Wednesday.

Oh! No.

Let's do it later.

Honey, it's Wednesday again.

Alright.

Yeah, come on. Come on.

What's going on?

Checking temperature. 3 minutes.

Again?

Okay

Oh! Yes! Come on!

Quick! Quick! Quick!

What're you doing there? Come on!

Hey! I'm almost there. You better help me! Help me!

What're you doing?

Everyone have their own needs. Come on!

Come on! Help me!

You pervert! So dirty!

Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!

So what now?

Wait until next Wednesday.

I hate Wednesday.

I am pervert? How about her?

What?

Just once! I feel better with the lights on.

No! It makes me embarrassed.

No way. We're couple.

I don't care. I won't do it with the lights on.

What?

Why you kiss me here?

What's wrong?

Mouth water is dirty.

What?

Clean it up to avoid bacteria.

Okay, now you can kiss me here

What's wrong?

Poor baby! I'll allow you to turn on the lights.

That's great. Thanks so much.

What's wrong?

Still have time. Let me do a facial. Help yourself.

I need 15 minutes. If you're still not ready,

cook me a cup noodle.

Honey, are you going to office? I drive you.

Hubby, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't tell that to the others.

Having a baby's just like getting a taxi.

They're everywhere when you don't need one.

You can hardly find one when you need.

So be patient. You'll get one soon!

Let's go for dinner.

No. I've to hurry back office.

Otherwise boss will get mad with me.

Call you when off.

Alright.

Bye hubby.

Bye. Take care.

Hey.

What're you doing here?

Just wandering around.

Still pretending to work?

Do you have jobs for me? Come on.

If my wife knew it, I'll be in deep shit.

I'm now calling you for interviews!

I can go anytime

We're buddies. I got to tell you first.

You may not want to take this job.

Nothing can be worse than now.

Except gigolo, I'll take any job.

Okay, no complaints later.

I have begged this job for you for a long time

You're kidding me, buddy!

As a sex shop, it's quite tidy and clean.

It's far more better than your previous job.

Bobo will be mad at me if she knows I work here

I better leave.

Hey, hey, hey...

Any difference if you tell her you lost your job?

Just stay until you have a better offer.

Ming!

Pauline!