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- So pretty good-run through, I thought. - Yeah.

Um, we just need a new line for Cody here.

What you talking about? That got a great laugh.

From you, the guy who wrote it.

Yeah, that's true that was me. I forgot.

- You know, they never talk about the perks of dementia. - Hmm.

Ah, alright. So one of us needs to break the Josie Lawrence story.

The other needs to cover Clay's recording session.

Who does what?

You can do the Clay thing.

Probably gonna be more fun.

Ah, doesn't matter to me.

You seem to have a pretty good handle on that story though.

So I'll do that and you do that.

- Okay. - All right.

I don't feel good about what I just did.

What are you talking about?

Everybody laughs at their own jokes.

No, I just kind of tricked Hannah-

- into covering the looping session with Clay.

He's like the Michael Jordan of being terrible at looping.

You know, I've really gotten into voiceover work myself.

It's a great source of ancillary income.

Really?

"Ladies and gentlemen, watch your step,

- and welcome to Raleigh Durham International Airport."

750 bucks.

- Get the fuck outta here. - No shit.

Dennis, I'm not proud of what I just did to Gordon.

What did you do?

What if Jake doesn't know... Knock, knock!

Hi everyone.

Bree, hi.

Well, to what do we owe the pleasure?

Oh, she didn't...?

Oh, this morning Hannah said that I could spend the afternoon-

- in the writer's room. Didn't she tell you?

No. That's...

What do you know?

She did not mention that. No, she did not.

Okay. I don't wanna interrupt.

I am just here to listen and learn so I will be very quiet.

Okay.

- We're just working on story. - Fun.

Ah, general idea, uh, is

Lawrence and Josie's favorite neighborhood restaurant

- is losing its lease. - Okay.

Yes, and they hire a private chef,

but he shakes a lot.

So the food flies everywhere.

Now you go!

I think they did that on The Muppets.

That's not yes and...

What if the private chef is making soup?

Okay, she's my new favorite.

Uh, oh!

Oh, We got a baller on the premises.

Yeah, I'm in a regular game with my boys.

- Nice. - Wait, do you play?

Uh, you know actually, uh, I've been known to hoop it up.

You know, hit that tre.

Slam it down with a 40!

Never actually slam dunked the ball but, uh, yeah, I do play.

We're down a guy today. Do you want in?

Uh, I was actually about to go to the gym,

but hell yeah, I'm in.

Dope. Game's at four.

I'll text you the address. You'll be on my team.

Alright.

Or maybe we'll just pick teams when we get there.

Yep.

Okay, take seven.

I didn't know you guys were here.

I would've worn my pants.

Ah, that was perfect.

Except you threw the word "my" in there.

- I know, I heard it as soon as I said it. - Yeah, all good,

let's do it again.

I knew you guys weren't here.

Ah, nope. Run it back. Sorry.

Yeah. We're having fun.

I didn't know you guys.

I wore all my pants, ah!

I didn't know guys wore pants.

I didn't know my pants were here, you guys.

- I need water. - Yeah.

Okay, still having fun?

Okay, what the hell is going on?

He's terrible at this.

Always has been.

I think it's some sort of mental block.

He's so complex.

And does Gordon know this?

Everyone knows it.

Oh, well, I didn't, Dennis.

- Let's fucking do this. - You're the fucking man, Clay!

Okay, here we go.

I didn't know you guys.

Wait, no. I didn't know.

No, you guys.

Oh, shit, fuck, shit.

Um, yeah. Clay, you, you can relax. Okay?

We got a lot of time and we only need a few lines.

I could use a few lines.

There's that darkness.

And then the whole entire neighborhood comes together-

at the end to watch me sing Santa Baby.

Yes, and I thought,

I thought you said Josie is stuck in the chimney.

Well, this is after that.

You'll figure it out.

Yeah, alright. Well,

it'll either be that or something else.

- Probably something else. - Well, let's see-

how could we get me from being stuck-

in a chimney to singing a song?

You're too skinny to get stuck in a chimney.

I'm obsessed with you.

Can I sit down? My arm is dead.

Oh, how I envy your arm.

Okay, I get it. I get it!

I will stop pitching Josie stories.

Thank you. Great, okay.

So the restaurant.

- I like your bracelet. - It's from my grandkids.

- Oh. - No, wait.

- That's a different one. - Oh.

This was a gift from my third husband-

- when I caught him balls deep in his secretary.

Selma, please. We have company.

Pardon me. Balls deep in his assistant.

No, I get it.

My soon-to-be ex-husband, the duke?

He also cheated with his assistant, which is gross-

- because she smelled like herring, no offense.

No, sorry. It's the supplements I'm taking.

Yeah, a little advice.

Don't buy fish oil on eBay.

You know what else? Um,

- what if Josie has an affair with someone like,

I don't know, Chris Pine?

That would be funny.

Maybe he could be a chimney sweep with a British accent.

Okay, where have you been hiding, superstar?

Um, chim-chimery, I like to rumpy-bumpy with Josie, I do.

What?

I need to be liked, so sue me.

Okay, you know what? Let's take a break.

I gotta go yell at Hannah-

about something entirely different.

There's some macaroons in the kitchen, courtesy of the woman-

- from last week's episode who played mom number four.

- What's up! - Aye, there he is.

- You're on my team. - Ha, ha!

- All right. - Whoo, whoo!

Okay, Yep. Alright.

Good to not rehearse that.

Hey, guys. This is Reed.

This is Yonatan, Daniel, Joshy.

That's big Moshe, Yosef, Uri, little Moshe, and Etan.

Etan, got it. Very cool, very cool.

Zack, can I talk to you for a second?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Um, this is your game.

But when you said "your boys,"

- I didn't know you meant they were actual boys.

Um, they're actually men.

Uri's the only one who hasn't been Bar Mitzvahed yet.

Oh, God. Let me guess.

Uri is the one with the wheelie backpack.

Yeah, he plays point guard.

Listen, no offense,

- but I don't think this is gonna be a fair fight.

They're better than you think.

Daniel is 15 and he is already on varsity.

And that's not 'cause the school only has 40 kids.

Zack, he's wearing khakis.

That's how he balls, dude.

I think I'm probably just gonna go.

No, I already told them you'd play.

Listen, I am the worst player here.

I grew up on sets and I didn't have a lot of friends around.

These guys still really look up to me.

Because you're a foot and a half taller than them?

No, because I played the goy best friend-

in the teen movie Sabbath Night Fever.

Hey, what's the big holdup?

You know what? I-I-I think I'm not gonna play.

It just feels a little mismatched.

Oh, because we go to Yeshiva.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It has nothing to do with that at all.

It's just a size thing.

That's what Goliath said about David.

Please, you can't bail.

You're our 10th guy, man.

All right, we can't ball without a minyan.

Okay. All right, okay.

Here we go. Alright, let's do it.

- Let's play ball. - Let's go!