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No, thank you.

Sir, I have found the missing novelties.

They were detained at customs for their unsavory nature.

"unsavory nature"?

- Oh, wow. - Oh, no, these are harmless.

They're novelties for bachelorette parties.

That's actually edible underwear.

Strawberry--my favorite.

Todd, what is this bachelorette party?

Well, before a woman gets married,

She celebrates her last day of being single.

Gupta, are you eating that?

Product testing.

So h-how does she celebrate her last day of being single?

She goes out drinking with her friends.

Oh, sometimes they'll go to a club

Where a guy dances for them, and they can touch him.

Hey, how much does a man pay for this privilege?

Uh, actually, the women pay the guy.

They stuff money in his underwear.

Okay, where do I apply for such a job?

I need details, Todd.

Sir, I very much look forward to your attempt

At explaining these pornographic items.

- Oh, yes. -

- - wow.

Oh, my.

Is everyone else looking at a box of willies?

Yeah, well, at bachelorette parties,

There's a lot of penis-shaped novelties.

You know, you got your hats and whistles, and, uh...

That is the pecker pistol.

It's a dart gun, and it shoots penis-shaped darts.

The only problem is, once you shoot,

You have to wait 30 minutes before you can shoot again.

Why?

Well, some people, not--not me.

- Oh. - Oh, careful, manmeet.

It has a hair trigger, so make sure it doesn't go off--

- Uh! -

Okay, thank you very much, please. Good-bye.

Oh, god, what is that smell?

- Gupta. - My shoes are on.

A fish wallah just set up outside.

He's cooking lizardfish.

So that's a normal smell for you guys?

I know how they killed the fish. They let it smell itself.

No, it stinks to us too, Todd.

Well, that's good to know.

I don't--I don't want to offend anybody.

It's hard to know what's a normal smell here

And what isn't.

I mean, this morning I walked by a place

That smelled like someone went to the bathroom

On a burning tire.

If I had known you were going to be in my neighborhood,

We could have walked in together.

I got to go make a call.

I can't work with this smell, man.

He needs to move.

I'll get the fish wallah to move.

Why don't you just talk to him?

That will do it.

Tell him the story about the first time

- You had an orange. -

I was five. I was in the market.

Something orange caught my eye.

- I said-- - hey, gupta.

Not for me. For him.

- - of course.

Sir, sir. Come, come.

Fresh young coconut water.

Settles your stomach.

- No, thank you. - Hey, Todd?

- Hey, jerry, jerry. - Can you believe this?

Chiefs on the 10-yard line with a minute left.

Tell me you're watching this game.

Wow, I wish I was, but my boss sent me to India, remember?

And the corporation really appreciates it.

Get out of bounds. Get out of bounds.

- Get out of bounds. - Jerry, I think we--

I think we have a little bit of a--

Gives you big muscles. Good for hangover.

Okay, one for you.

Jerry, I think we have a problem--

Hello? Hello?

Can you hear-- no. No, no, no.

- What? What? - No.

- You said one. - No. Fine.

- You bought it. - Here.

Thanks.

Yeah, jerry, I think we have a little bit of a problem.

Some of the novelties might be a little too explicit

For my staff.

- Like what? - The bachelorette stuff,

The position-of-the-day calendar,

And pretty much anything

From our signature crotchless collection.

Well, you gave them

The sexual-harassment seminar, right?

It's only my second month.

Todd, give them the harassment seminar

Asap, okay?

You'd be amazed how many frivolous lawsuits we get.

Remember fat Carl?

Yeah, you mean man-boobs?

Yeah, we can't call him that anymore.

He won a huge settlement.

Right now he's flaunting those big old jugs

On his brand-new boat.

So as you know by now,

Some of our novelties are...

A little racy.

So I want to talk about sexual harassment.

Now, I think what's important is that we all start

From a place of respect.

He said respect. Pay attention, donkey!

All right. Uh, let's say that a customer calls up

And they want to ask a question about the sex bell.

You can talk about it.

It's work.

It's just-- it's inappropriate

If you go into the break room

And ring the sex bell and yell, "come and get it."

Todd...

The sex bell is a joke, right?

There's no actual bell you can ring

In America, and a woman would...

I mean, come on, that would be crazy, right?

Todd, I need you to be clear and direct about this.

My point is that if it's about work,

- It's okay to talk about. - Is there a sex bel

No. Bottom line--

If anything makes you uncomfortable,

There's a hotline to corporate you can call.

And you can ke an anonymous complaint at any time,

'cause no one wants to be uncomfortable at work.

Now, this is a video all mid America employees

Are required to watch.

There's a fine line between appropriate

And inappropriate behavior in the workplace.

Let's look

- At some examples. - Todd...

She's blonde.

That's a nice blouse, Linda.

Was that appropriate

Or inappropriate?

Inappropriate. All: Inappropriate.

That's right-- appropriate.

How about this example?

Here you go, boss.

Great job, randy.

Oh, you do have a great job.

Randy. Randy.

Here's a situation that's more common than you'd think.

Did you guys get the memo about the--

Oh, I guess this isn't

The only pda in the office.

My advice--

Get a room other than the break room.

What? Wait, what--what's the problem?

Todd, bollywood movies don't even show kissing.

- Seriously? - No kissing

And certainly no fondling.

To them, this is like pornography.

The video was that offensive?

Todd, I don't know. I would have to see it again.

Todd, play it again.

- - oh, sorry.

Someone's in the bathroom.

I've heard about your American casual Friday,

But topless break room Wednesday is new to me.

It's so hot here.

I sweat through three shirts a day.

Wonderful, sir.

I was listening to your voice mail,

And I heard the most interesting message.

Uh, Rajiv, I don't remember

Saying you could listen to my voice mail.

I also don't remember that.

Jerry called from Kansas city, America,

To say that someone had filed a complaint

On the anonymous hotline.

No way. Already? That's terrible.

What do you think we should do about it?

Well, I think we should find out

Whoever crossed the line and come down hard on them.

I don't want this kind of thing in my office.

I couldn't agree with you more, sir.

This sexual deviant must be brought to justice.

Oh, I forgot one thing. The complaint was about you.

Me? No, no, that-- that can't be right.

It is. I listened to the message eight times.

As you say in America,

It looks as if you're up a creek,

And you've forgotten your paddle.

Also, this is a creek of feces--

A most unpleasant creek for you.

Todd.

Jerry, got your message.