Money or Love (Lóve)

Hands up!

Get down!

Open it! Move!

Give me the money!

Life often gets complicated.

The older you get, the more problems you get.

Sometimes I like to remember the times when things were simple.

When life was a game for us and we didn't want to play by the rules.

Just me and Tomáš. Inseparable buddies, from the very beginning.

- Looks sweet. - Right? - You said it.

- Hey man. - What's up, fool? Fine?

Sure. Going to the bar, do you want something?

- Excuse me. Take my order? - No time right now.

- What was that? - Excuse me.

- Excuse me, excuse me! Hello! - I can't right now.

Excuse me. I want to order.

- What are you fighting for? - A soda, but I obviously can't win.

- Why's that? - 'Cause everyone keeps ignoring me.

Well, we can ignore them too.

- Wanna dance? - What?

- I asked if you wanted to dance. - I can't hear you.

Mato, the bouncers are beating up Tomáš, you should get out there.

- Sorry, but I have to go. - Move.

- Let go of me! - What's going on here?

He broke a glass table and three glasses. And refuses to pay for it.

Bullshit, I didn't break anything important.

Can't we just settle it somehow?

- Yes, pay up or shut up, smartass. - What did you say to him?

Come, come...

Where are those fucking assholes?

Man, slow down.

What the hell was that?

I'll never set a foot in that place again.

All we can do now is stay home. There was such a hot chick, her eyes!

Fuck that, there's shitloads of bitches in the world.

Wake up.

Light up one for breakfast.

You do it.

At least hand it to me, it's right next to you.

Come on, baby, come here.

Fuck.

- I want some too. - It’s all gone.

You smoked it all, asshole?

Just call Pedro, tell him to bring some weed.

- Call him yourself. - You wanna smoke.

Where's my cell phone?

- Hey, cuz. - Hey, man, what's up?

- Hi, where are you? - At home, what do you want?

Could you bring me three CDs?

I have some good stuff for you. You'll dig it.

- Cool. When will you get here? - I'll be there in 15 minutes.

- So in an hour. Great, see ya'. - Bye.

So, let's play one match, man?

I'll own you. I take Manchester, you take Liberec.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

Come on...

Go, that's it, that's it.

Yeah, go!

Sucker, sucker, sucker... Come on.

- Hey there. - Hey, man. Get in there.

- The rescue team is here. - Hey there, Oto.

- Guys, this is such great stuff. - Where's the music?

Here's your Bieber, Swift, and Lady Haha.

And this is Alice in Wonderland.

This dude brought it to me, it's some organic stuff.

Me and my bro gave it a test ride yesterday, and it really kicks,

we were blotto the whole day. Mind if I stuff one here?

You amateur!

Dude's got a pull.

I used to swim.

- Hello. - Hey, where are you?

- I'm here, where are you at? - As we agreed.

Okay, I'm on my way, wait there.

Screw him?

If he wants something, he's gotta wait. Moron. I don't like him.

Assault Squad...

Blázen.

Gimme a spark.

Let's have some.

Guys, let's pack up, we're leaving, gotta go. Job's waiting.

- Can I stay a little longer? - Hey, Medicine Man, d'you hear me?

- Alright, let me do one more round? - You can run around the house.

- Wait, wait, what's that? Get up. - See you, going home.

- Bye. - Bye.

- See you all next time. - Absolutely.

- Sorry, I had... - What? A dick for a head?

How am I going to sell it like that?

The car's all smoked up, messed up, and fucked up. I already had a buyer.

I'm not getting fucked over because of you...

- I ain't got time for this. - Boris, I tell you...

You got a week to get me a car just like this one

or I'll drill you full of holes. Do you get me?

Do you get me?

You still got one hand left. Now get out and bring me my car.

- Hi. - Hi.

CAR REPAIR SHOP ENTRANCE ROUND THE CORNER

Ah, here are my little bees.

- You ready to get busy today? - Sure, as usual.

So, you got any work for us today?

What do you mean, work? Got a car here, as always, right?

A VW. On Antolská, a parking lot in front of the hospital.

- Plate number NM099BO. - Okay.

See you in a bit.

- So, you're the lookout? - I don't care, do what you want.

- You should be. - Why's that?

The car should be done by the better one.

- What? Better what? - You're such an idiot.

- Wait, you mean you're better? - Definitely more talented than you.

- How'd you figure that out? - I always get the bigger catch.

- I always do more than you. - Dude, you're slow,

if it wasn't for me, we'd be waiting around for the cops.

Hold on, for real.

Let's make a bet on who brings better bling in fifteen minutes.

- I'm not getting into this with you. - What's wrong? Scared? Let's bet.

- Fifty? - A hundred. - In fifteen minutes?

- What do you have? - Cool stuff, and you?

More than cool. Totally awesome stuff.

- It'll blow your mind. - Let's see.

- You first, man. - No, you.

- Show me. - All right, check this out.

- Stereo... - Daewoo?

Wallet, credit cards, man.

A watch...

- And a gold pen. - Isn't that silver?

Who cares.

Wait, that's not everything yet.

- Armani glasses, eh? - That's a fucking knockoff.

Dude, why do you take stuff like that?

- Well, what did you get? - Watch and weep.

- Whatever. - Watch this.

A camera...

- It’s a GPS. Such a tiny thing. - Looks like a Tetris.

Check this out, recognize it?

Another one,

an Apple right next to it.

I think I forgot something.

Didn't count it, but there's got to be a grand and a half for sure.

- Sonofabitch. Show me. - Alright, give it back.

CAR REPAIR SHOP ENTRANCE ROUND THE CORNER

I called the chick, the one whose number I got.

- Yeah? And? - All cool.

She invited us to a dorm party, her roommates will be there, too.

We can't go anywhere else anyway, you fucked it all up.

I just hope yours isn't the only hot chick there.

Well, good morning...

I feel bloated like Kelly Osborne. And probably look that way too.

- Peta is in the bathroom? - Unfortunately.

And, what do you think, did you pass? The exam.

I don't think so. Even though I studied,

he lets the bimbos pass. They pay him.

Oh, god, and maybe not. Just think how long you studied for it.

- Want some tea? - Yes, please.

Something to wake me up.

Look, even if he doesn't let you pass now, so what?

You've still got two make-ups, eh? But let's make one thing clear now.

Whether or not you pass, we're gonna party tonight.

Those cute guys we met last week at that party are coming over.

- What guys? - You know, the one with my number.

I guess he can't forget me. No guy can ever forget me.

Well, he called me.

I don't know, I don't feel like going out tonight.

No, they're coming over here.

We'll have a proper dorm party, like the good book says.

Get rid of all the negative energy, chill. It'll be nice.

I don't get it, why do you always have to sweat things?

What are you doing here?

Weren't you supposed to get the results at eight?

- What time is it now? - The bundle of nerves speaks again.

- Seven thirty. - I don't even have time for a shower.

Hell, what a start again!

Just use Peta's deodorant. That can cover up anything.

You mean I stink or what?

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Oh, an A!

Come on in.

Sorry, but what's this exercise supposed to do?

Hi.

Well? How did you do?

Ah, I just should have stayed in bed today.

Come on, don't sweat it, it's like that everywhere.

Girls, come on. Let's forget about this, okay?

- We're getting drunk tonight. - What's up? You look tired.

Shit, I'm totally beat. I'm going to take a shower.

I used to get tired but ever since I started to exercise,

my life's changed completely.

It's shocking, but this is the first time I agree with you.

Niki, you must come along some time.

I'm either studying or working.

But you have to take care of your body.

You realize what kind of guys go there? Ripped.

Listen. I go to the gym, and I watch Marian Hossa, okay?

- It wasn’t him, but he was cute! - And his stubble, so light and sexy.

- No way, he'd have to lose that. - Great stubble, so light, perfect.

- And the way he looked at me? - Excuse me? He was looking at me.

Niki, you should come with us. You're sure to meet a guy you like.

How long have you been single?

- Hey, hello. - Hi. - Hi.

We're in front of the dorm. Will you come and get us?

- Yeah, just a minute. - Okay.

She'll be here in a minute.