The Last O.G.

Tray: Every night, I have the same dream.

It's the night I got arrested.

The night of the final episode

of "American Idol," season one.

Oh, yeah

Shay: Oh!

Look at my man, cooking food.

Get it, boy. You know that.

Yes!

I love cooking for my boo.

And I love you for that shit.

Thank you, baby.

I just want your booty to get as big as humanly possible.

Boy, you crazy. You dumb as hell.

No, I'm serious.

I want it to look like one of them cartoon centaurs.

You know, half man, half horse.

So you want some of that magical booty.

Some of that mythological ass.

You been reading Greek mythology, boy?

Yes, yes, yes. You got me.

Ooh, the show about to start. Shut up, shut up.

I'm calling it right now, Justin gonna win.

Boy, please. Kelly is way more talented.

Unh-unh, that boy got pure talent.

Look at him. Look at him.

His voice is butter.

You're so silly.

I love you, Shay.

Mm. I love you, too.

Tray. Hmm?

We need to talk.About what?

I got --

Let me get up.

What?

Tray, don't!

Shay, just Tivo that for me. I'll be right back.

Tray, you promised me.

I'm gonna go get a blunt and a candy bar.

I'll be right back.

Are you serious, Tray?

Wait for me!

You got me?

Come on, you know I got you, son.

Bobby, who was badder, Michael or Vito?

-In "Godfather," man. -Vito.

Wrong. I'm gonna give you another shot on the way back.

Think about it.

Yo, why you embarrassing me right now?

You embarrassing me.

Yo, I told you to watch it three times.

-Papa! -Yeah, my friend?

-Give me the usual. -Mm.

Guarini's gonna win tonight.

No, no, no, you're wrong.

Watch, his curls is looking kind of tight.

Too tight, huh?

Yeah, well, just make sure you where you're supposed

to be at is all I'm saying.

All right.

What's up, Wavy?

Dinner's ready.

Five girls, five boys.

Give me 20 minutes. Watch this, baby.

Don't get cocky, nigga.

Yo, Tivo that for me, Shay!

Yo, Tray! Michael!

Michael's badder.

Why?

Uh, 'cause he's not Vito.

Keep trying!

Uh, the kid is bugged out.

Hey, what's up?

Boy, girl?

Aww, shit!

Your hands in the air!Aw!

Hands up, man! Come on!

NYPD! Put 'em up!

-Hands up! -Keep 'em up! Keep 'em up!

Keep them up!

You have the right to remain silent.

Ca caw!

Man: Do you understand your rights at this time?

Tray: I didn't do nothing!

Sha-a-a-a-a-y!

That was 15 years ago.

I haven't seen my girl since.

Prison will change a man.

I'm wiser now.

But still, I remain humble.

I also might be the best chef the world has ever known.

You gonna give up that recipe before you go?

If you give a man a fish, he eats dinner.

But if you teach a man to fish --

Yo, yo, there's fish in it?

I'm doing a proverb, motherfucker!

Prison pad Thai.

Don't go overboard on the peanut butter.

Two packets are too much.

Now it's time for me to go out to the world

and make it a better place with my sage advice.

Barker, you ready?

Ready as your mother was after I sucked her titties

last night, Wilson.

Don't let us see you back here, Tray.

Man, I just want to take a shower by myself.

I never want to see another penis in my life,

not even my own.

Man: Tray! We gonna miss that food, Tray!

Y'all don't deserve my food, you honey bun eating motherfuckers.

Man #2: Hey, T-Money leaving the building, y'all!

Hey, give it up!

Tray: Second chances are a beautiful thing.

When I went away, my neighborhood was hanging on

by a thread thanks to dealers like me.

This time, I'm gonna be a force for positive change.

This time, I'ma do it right.

-Watch it! -I'm sorry, my bad.

It's not Michelin-starred, it's Michelin-rated.

It's a huge difference.

Honey, have some seaweed. Open up.

Seaweed is alkalizing.

Yes, it's good for digestion.

The fuck happened to Brooklyn?!

Brooklyn!

Damn.

Papi's is gone, too.

Y'all little nigga slingin', huh?

Chasing that paper?

Huh? Get that money, huh?

Then what, huh?

You see me?

I used to be just like y'all little niggas, man.

Just like y'all.

Boom, plot twist.

I got locked up for 15 years.

15 years!

Y'all little niggas need to check your own potential, man.

-Y'all little niggas need -- -Actually, sorry to interrupt.

We're just waiting for our friend.

Aah! Let's go to brunch, bitches!

Aah! Come on, bitch!

Oh, my God, that guy was just acting so weird just now.

Wow.

Shay done pulled a George Jefferson

and moved on up.

Damn, there she is. Looking beautiful.

-Josh? -Coffee?

Oh, she got a roommate.

-There you go. -Thank you.

Mwah.

A white dude?!

Aah!

Mullins: Dicklicker?

Tray Barker. I'm new. I'm coming in from Southfield.

Come on in, Dicklicker.