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My new raw candy.

-Helena. It's excellent. -Isn't it?

You're great.

I know.

-Oh... I'm sorry. -It's OK.

-Here, it's basswood. -No, thank you.

Mom! Mom! It’s snowing outside!

We'll go bobsleighing to Petřín.

You don't have the snow pants, do you? You'd catch a cold.

It is Christmas. So keep it on.

Not apples again. I already had some today.

One apple, my daily dose of vitamin C,

and a carton of cocoa drink for magnesium.

Don't ridicule it. You know that to keep your body as strong as can be,

eating healthy is the key. So eat.

Let's keep our fingers crossed. If they like it today

we will get the contract for two years not just for this one episode.

Now we jinxed it.

Did you get the celery?

-I was just going to get it. -Go on then.

Don't forget celery is a small miracle.

The scientists found out that celery contains a substance that regulates

both the men's and women's hormones.

In addition, it fights frigidity, eliminates impotency and boosts fertility.

Getting the mix right isn't easy.

But you will manage if you stick to the old saying

that repetition is the mother of learning, practice makes perfect and it leads to

I'll probably come to visit this Christmas. George.

...mastery.

...practice leads to mastery.

Here comes the vitamin miracle!

Bummer. Let's pack it up.

Hi, Helena. I'll pass you on.

Helena, what's going on?

I am reducing Mrs. Libuška from size 10 to 6.

I am only on size 8 so hold on.

Judging from how disgusting this looks

it really must be good for you.

I can almost feel my hormones getting in balance.

So your belly's fine for at least two years.

And next week we will do your face, eyelids and cleavage.

Give Mrs. Liduška this stretch marks cream.

What do I have for tomorrow?

Two bellies, three pairs of thighs and one back. Ok, thank you.

Hi. So what is it going to be today?

-Hi, Ella. -Jeez, what happened?

Voilà.

Again? What a moron.

This time because of Nickie.

-You are not gonna fall for it again! -Of course not.

Last year he promised to come for Christmas but didn't show up.

You sat there waiting for him like idiots.

Helena, don't be a fool.

I know I'm being stupid, he probably won't turn up, I know he's a moron,

but he's still Nick's biological father

and he shouldn't just vanish from his life.

Maybe he's changed.Some peoples’ lives are more complicated.

Only if he has undergone a lobotomy.

Oh, I have an idea.

Why don't you and Nickie go away for Christmas this year.

And just forget about that idiot.

You'll go to Tatras.

I couldn't do this to my mom, just leave for Christmas. You know what she is like.

Please, just don't tell her about this idea.

-I thought you were a big girl now. -I am big. Bigger than you.

-Well excuse me... -Yes, I am.

And someone should take care of that organic terrorism business of yours.

It's called a healthy balanced diet.

Someone calls it a balanced diet, someone organic terrorism. It doesn't matter.

It does matter. It's a big difference.

Good evening.

Mr. Novotny. I have my new raw candy for you.

Don't forget it is the best for your diabetes.

I know, Helena.

-Merry Christmas. -Happy Christmas to you.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way!

Is this merry Andrew or Saint Nicholas?

Grandma and Grandpa are here!

They were here just now, St. Nicholas and his angel.

No kidding. They have gone already?

This is not for me anymore. I hope this is the last time.

But Dad, Nicholas likes it.

He does? Nicholas doesn't believe in Nicholas.

-Was he? And the angel too? -Yeah!

And what did he bring you?

All kinds of things, but this is for Granny and this for Grandpa.

-He thought of us too. -And for Mummy.

-And this is for you, auntie. -Oh, thanks.

He didn't forget about your aunt either.

Oh Jesus, it's really disgusting.

Hm, it's interesting, hm.

This candy's gonna be the hit of this Christmas.

Here, Natalie. What's wrong?

Come love, let's find trash for crap food.

What's the name of your neighbor's chihuahua?

-Natalie. -Natalie.

The chihuahua found some tidbit, gobbled it up and it started all shaking,

the hair on its back standing up

and then it just laid there... dead.

Eyes all popped out...

and suddenly its paws went up... and up

and it began to shiver,

and then it just shook it off and walked away.

It experienced its rebirth.

It experienced agony but a rebirth it was.

It came as a chihuahua and left as St. Bernard.

But we will have the usual Christmas sweets and potato salad?

Don't worry Joe, I have already started baking.

And no green peas in the salad this year.

Well I think Helena and Nick won't have any potato salad.

-What do you mean? -So don't make the salad at all.

She was going to tell us that they wouldn't be with us this Christmas.

Where should they be?

Family must be together for Christmas.

I was going to give you this beautiful set that you liked so much, as a wedding gift.

Or as a special occasion gift.

Or as a Christmas gift this year.

But you'd have to be here.

Otherwise Little Jesus will give this beautiful set to Ella instead.

Oh, please, don't drag Little Jesus into this.

I don't really need it. I hardly ever cook.

-Helena doesn't cook either. -Dad...

Oh, come on. I just wanted to persuade her

to give this beautiful dinner set with the soup bowl to you.

-It used to belong to her mother. -No. Your mother.

-It was your mother's! -No, no, no.

-All right. -It was our mother's?

What do you mean your mother's? Her mother's.

-Oh come on... -So whose mother's was it?

It doesn't matter whose mother's. It's old.

So who's the terrorist here? You've taught me my whole life

everybody should live the way they like. So now you explain it to my mom.

Oh come on.

Have you ever seen me being able to to explain anything to your mother?

No, no, no, no!

Watch out!

Mommy, wake up!

Watch out! An avalanche!

I'm sorry.

It's the mountains that's on my mind and it's snowing outside.

Well, if you mean those three sad snowflakes

then there is a snowdrift in the street.

Last year you dreamt about tsunami

and I wasn't allowed even in an inflatable pool.

Nature is dangerous, Nickie.

Look Mom, if you don't wanna ski you don't have to. I'll learn it by myself.

I'm not going to ski for sure.

-So... -So. So let's go to sleep.

It's a school night, you know.

-Are we going to read a chapter? -Yeah!

So where have we finished? 326?

-327. -Can I come in?

First asteroid was occupied by a king.

King in a purple coat. That's lovely.

He was seated upon a throne which was at the same time both simple and majestic.

-Here is a subject, exclaimed the king. -Grandpa. Sleeping time.

Just for a minute.

Could you order 10 pounds of beetroot and 4 pounds of fresh spinach.

And parsley, of course.

-Coffee for you. Sugar? -No.

Would you like some other refreshments?

-I would like a chocolate. -All right.

-And crisps. -You have the pea crisps?

-Yes. -Thank you.

It wasn't meant to you. We won't be adding any pea chips to our menu.

Leave the menu as it is, we don't wanna experiment now.

Our train has just left.

Excuse me, we just missed our train. When is the next one due?

-We need to get to the Grand Hotel. -At five in the morning.

What are we gonna do now?

Excuse me, do you need any advice? Or help?

Welcome to the Grand Hotel.

It's grand.

We have a booking here for Helena Troy.

-So, enjoy your stay and happy vacation. -Thank you very much!

You're welcome.

I thought we would never get here. Do we still have time for the pool?

Of course. Wellness is waiting for you. Help yourself to a welcome drink.

I am really sorry but is there any chance that you have changed your reservation?

-I can't see your name in here. -No, I did the booking myself.

Here it is.

Oh, I see. You do have a reservation, but it's for next year.

I don't believe it.

You could have realized that I wanted to come this Christmas.

What can I do now?

-Have you got any other rooms? -The Post Hotel is full,

as is Grand Jasna.

You know what? Go to the Church.

They have a nice advent concert there. Just relax and I'll see what I can do.

You can leave your luggage here.

Granny and Grandpa would like this, wouldn't they?

I'm sorry but I didn't find anything.

We are not going home. You've promised me mountains, Mom.

Yeah, beautiful birdie. Yes, do hang it up.

-I think it is a bit overdone. -It isn't.

I'm over squatted.

-Hi. -You know what I did?

I screwed up the booking and now we don't have anywhere to stay.

There is no available accommodation around here.

-Hey, sis? Who's calling? -Eugene!