Blade: Trinity (Blade III) (Blade: Trinity)

In the movies, Dracula wears a cape,

and some old English guy always manages to save the day

at the last minute with crosses and holy water.

But everybody knows the movies are full of shit.

The truth is it started with Blade, and it ended with him.

The rest of us were just along for the ride.

What's this chicken scratch?

It's cuneiform.

It's about 4,000 years old.

So why here?

Because this is the cradle of civilization.

He would've been comfortable here.

I don't know, Dan. This seems like another dead end.

There's something beneath us.

You find a watch?

Is it a body?

Guys?

Aah!

Go! Aah!

What the fuck?!

Aah!

I'm on the Stonebridge overpass.

Got it. Heading westbound.

I'm just beneath ya.

Go!

I got him. Pull!

You all right, man?

He's got a gun!

Oh, my God!

Ouch.

Staked you with silver.

Why aren't you ash?

Why aren't you smarter?

Not a vampire, dumb shit!

Set your sorry ass up.

Damn.

Oh, Blade.

What the fuck happen tonight?

How should I know?

He was human.

You're gettin' reckless, Blade.

Killing vampires is clean.

They ash- don't leave any evidence behind.

Killing humans is messy.

You better hope nobody ID'd you.

This worked really good.

What's this?

A new delivery system for your serum.

It's an effervescent inhaler.

Just bite down on the mouth guard.

Delivery's automatic.

Some friends of mine made it.

Friends?

Yeah. You remember those?

It was horrible.

The one car crashed, and then the guy in the coat was shooting the other guy.

- It looked like there was a lot of blood. - Thank you.

That was just a taste of the mayhem that occurred

during tonight's brazen shootout

that left at least four people dead.

Now, apparently, an anonymous citizen

captured the whole event on video.

Hey, Ray. Hey, we got a lead.

Let's catch a plane, Wilson.

It's time to take these cowboys down.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

What's he been doing?

Fuck all. Just feeding.

Been through five of them so far.

Do you think we have enough security?

We didn't capture him. He allowed us to take him in.

You understand?

I'm gonna go in.

You shouldn't have woken me.

We had to.

Your blood, your sacrament, can set us free now.

What makes you think I care?

Your people need you.

My people?

You're nothing but shadows of your former selves.

Look how far you have fallen.

The world's changed since your time.

The humans have a new hunter.

Blade.

And you'd like me to kill him, wouldn't you?

Yes.

Subject is heading west.

Got him.

Tonight, Dr. Edgar Vance, forensic psychiatrist

and author of the New York Times bestseller Human Health,

The Whole Being Breakthrough.

Also with us, Martin Vreede, Chief of Police.

They'll be here for the next hour, and they'll be taking your calls,

next on Bently Tittle Live.

Ok Chief Vreede.

What's your take on all these rumors we've been hearing about vampires?

If vampires existed, don't you think we would've found them by now?

They should focus in on characters like this Blade criminal.

Now, that's the guy I wanna hear about.

I wanna hear about this character Blade. What about him?

He's a sociopath that we've been pursuing.

Blade is a troubled individual.

I understand that he is under the impression

that there is a vast conspiracy of vampires.

Now, you've got to look at the psychiatric underpinnings

Congratulations. You're famous.

Somebody nailed us.

Your face is all over the papers and television.

Media's eatin' it up.

- Like I care. - Well, you should.

Something like this- taking out a human-

as far as the rest of the world is concerned,

you're public enemy number one.

Didn't know this was a popularity contest.

Damn it, Blade. Don't you see what they're doing?

They're waging a goddamn P.R. Campaign.

Now it's not just vampires we gotta worry about,

we're gonna have to take on the rest of the world, too.

You worry too much, old man.

That's why we're still alive, goddamn it.

I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade.

You're like a son to me.

I'm sorry I got old on ya.

I see you alone, surrounded by enemies.

And it breaks my heart.

We can't win this war alone.

Oh, got it! Got it!

Baby on board.

Oh! Looks like we got ourselves a combo meal!

Chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky, chicky!

Oh, yeah, baby!

What's for dinner?

Aah!

Hey, pretty lady.

No! No!

No!

Scream if this hurts, chica.

Aah!

Fuck you?

Aah!

Garlic!

Scream if this hurts, chica.

Aah!

What is it?

What you were worried about.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Shoot to kill!

Aah!

Move a finger and you're dead.

How's about this one?

He's got something in his hand!

Get out, Blade!

Shit!

What's going on in there?

Somebody talk to me!

Aah!

Don't shoot, don't shoot.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead.

Special Agents Ray Cumberland, Wilson Hale, FBI.

- We've been tracking you a long time. - Mm-hmm.

Whistler.

Dead.

Just like all your victims.

Say, how many people have you killed, Blade?

Thirty? Forty? Fifty?

1,182.

But they were all familiars.

People who work with them.

Oh. And by "them," you mean vampires, right?

You can keep doing your song and dance as long as you want, Blade.

It's not gonna play.

We know what you are.

You're a stone-cold killer.

And you're sick as fuck.

Let's leave the diagnosis to the professionals.

Hello, Blade.

My name is Dr. Vance.

I've been charged with giving you a psychiatric evaluation.

Gentlemen, would you mind giving us just a couple of minutes alone?

He's all yours.

I know you must find this very frightening...

...but I want you to know that I'm here to help.

And in order for me to do that,

I'm gonna have to ask you a couple of questions, okay?

Do you know what day it is?

How about the President? You know who that is.

An asshole.

But I want to hear you talk about vampires.

What can you tell me about them?

They exist.

Are you one of them?

Tell me about blood.

When you drink blood,

do you ever feel sexually aroused?

Just strikes me that this business of vampirism

has a very strong element of sexual confusion.

And I'm wondering what your relationship with your mother was like.

A nocturnal visit.

Were the two of you very close?

He's psychotic.