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So you know, sex is just another way of communication.
If people fucked more there would be less war.
Less killing, less rape,
all that shit, know what I mean?
Yeah, I think so.
I mean it's just like,
if people did what they wanted to do
and as long as it didn't hurt anyone,
it shouldn't be a problem.
You know anything about the clit?
Just what they say on South Park.
Alright, so like nothing?
Well it's call the clitoris
and it's actually the only part of the human body
that's designed and functioned purely for pleasure.
It's just there to enable a girl to cum over and over
and over again.
So that means that if you can master the clitoris,
then you'll be like set for life.
You have one year until you're 17,
and you know what that means, right?
No.
Age of fucking consent dude.
And you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna fuck you until your eyes fall out.
Oh my God.
Contractions are a minute apart.
Good, good.
Take a deep breath.
Okay, just breath slow.
- Nice And Slow. - Just breath slow.
Slowly, slowly, deep breath in, out.
Good, good, good, good.
- Deep breath. - Keep going.
Deep breath, deep breath.
- You're doing good. - Nice and slow,
come on you can do it.
- You can do it. - You're doing great.
You're doing good, you're doing good.
Push.
- Slow your breathing. - Push.
Deep breath now.
Right, right.
Deep breath, you're doing good.
- Hang in there. - You gettin' tired?
You're almost done, hang in there.
One more breath,
one more breath, breath really slow.
One at a time, one at a time.
There you go, there you go.
Another breath, another breath.
Good there's the head.
Deep breath, deep breath.
Okay, we're getting a lot of progress.
Okay, when you're ready, take another deep breath.
One more, one more.
Deep breath, deep breath, push!
Okay, push, push.
Push, push, push, push, push!
Good, that's it, here he comes.
You got a boy,
you got a baby boy.
You did it.
Good job.
You got you a baby boy here.
Here's a healthy baby boy.
Don't circumcise him.
Don't circumcise him.
Central access, (MUMBLES)
Hi.
Hi.
Come on, let's get the fuck outta here.
So how's Ty?
He's really cool.
He's gonna be so excited to see you.
He looks just like you too,
like it's crazy.
Where is he?
He is at Mary's house right now.
What have you guys been up to?
What happened?
Mary watches the kids sometimes when I'm at work.
Yeah.
And I don't know, like I don't really have much time
to hang out so, that's all I do really.
My moms still fucking disappeared.
So yeah, it's just work all the time,
hang out with the kids and then go to sleep, it's hard, man.
Yeah,
yeah I know.
It's fucked up.
It's gonna be cool having you around.
Yeah.
Ty needs to know his daddy, you know?
Yeah I know,
I can't wait to see him.
I mean,
Gabriel's really cool too.
He's really a sweet kid.
Yeah.
I think you'll really like 'em.
Yeah.
I know it's fucked up but,
he's really cool.
Did you miss me?
Yeah, I missed you like a motherfucker.
You're the motherfucker.
I mean I miss you like a motherfucker and everything,
but then I remember the shit that you did
and that fucking pisses me off.
I can not not think about it.
I know.
I don't care if you fuck around, you know,
I really don't.
I understand I was locked up and fucking,
like you were out like by yourself
and fucking understand but have you ever heard
of fucking birth control you fucking dumb ass?
- Yeah... - Fucking stupid man.
- It's fucking stupid. - Retarded.
And now I don't even know what the fuck to do,
like I don't know what I should do or feel.
What am I supposed to do now,
just pretend it didn't happen?
- I'm sorry. - You're not fucking sorry.
I missed you.
Sorry.
Another one, another one, another one!
Another one, encore!
Long time no see.
Oh shit.
Are you fucked up?
Yeah,
really fucked up.
Why? (LAUGHS)
Drink too much tequila.
Hey kids, good morning.
You guys awake yet?
Hello?
Hey sweetheart, wake up.
Happy birthday honey.
Thanks.
- Hello baby. - Good morning.
Oh.
How are you?
Oh my god, it's another hot one.
You guys are so sweaty in here.
Geez you need to get up and come on in
and have a cup of coffee.
Oh that sounds great.
Alright?
Yeah.
You guys are 18,
you're adults now.
We're gonna talk about being adults,
alright, okay?
Inez what are you doing today?
You have any plans?
I think I'm gonna keep Domaz with me tonight,
I don't think I'm gonna go out.
Okay, but you need to have him with you this afternoon,
- alright? - Okay.
I have an appointments.
You know you guys are out of school now,
this is your kid so,
time to be full time parents, alright?
Okay.
I'll see you in the house,
come in, I've got some coffee on.
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