Girls Hostel

- Bye. - Bye!

My hostel is right across it

My parents are doctors and they wanted me to be one as well.

They wanted me to get married to a doctor and we could run a hospital together.

But after studying all my life, I fell short by 3 marks.

So, this is my hostel.

I'm done with family planning and rat race.

I need to live my life on my terms and catch up on 18 years of fun.

You could've cleared your medical tests if you'd studied a little more.

Look at your roommate. She's studying even before classes begin.

Even she is a dental student

She's been on the same page ever since we came

What's this? Didn't I buy you plain white lingerie before coming here?

You're already misusing your freedom?

I've been saying it from 1947

Freedom is overrated

Mummy, I use this like an eye patch at night. See!

Don't get worried.

Come on, let's leave. It's time for our train.

- We'll be left behind - Forget the train, this girl has left us behind

- Bye, dear. - Bye, grandma.

Take care.

- Bye. - Bye!

Hi! I'm Mili!

- Hi. - Even you didn't know I wasn't studying.

Right? By the way, by how many marks did you miss MBBS?

3 marks. Yours?

My dad missed it by 30 lakhs

I always wanted to be a dentist. You know why?

Because my brother had a gap between his teeth.

And he'd hide his mouth and laugh 'cause of that.

That's it! They're the kind of people I want to show what pain is.

He used to laugh at me, you see.

- Did you also come today? - Not at all. I've been here a while.

For a week.

We'll go to the canteen and have fun.

- The food is great! - Mili!

- Hi, Twitter! - Jo and Zahira are fighting again.

Really?

Come on, Richa. Let's go. I love watching fights!

- Come on... - But...

My cupboard isn't Narnia's gateway into her fantasy world.

Do not ever open it again without my permission.

Ma'am, there have been robberies in the hostel for a week now.

Right? When I didn't find my favorite red bra this morning, I thougt someone took it.

That's why I was just checking her cupboard.

I'll check everyone's cupboards. I don't wanna discriminate.

But why would I take your bra?

You're a 34C and I'm a 30C.

I'm not that optimistic in life.

But ma'am, she has a history of taking things that belong to me.

- Breaking trust is like 2nd nature to her. - Look within before blaming me.

Check if you're wearing it.

Fake news!

- Fine, then where's my straightener? - I took it to make toast.

- See, see... - I'll give it back, okay?

By the way, who are these people?

They're our super seniors. Zahira Ali.

Vice-president of cultural committee and a swimming champion.

She's popular, smart, pretty, witty

She is the only student of dental,

whom the medical people admire.

I like her a lot, but she never talks to me.

And her?

Jo?

She's a lone wolf

She's neither ever ragged or been ragged

If she were a boy

every girl would be crazy about her

But she's a girl

So all guys are scared of her

They used to be friends.

Ma'am, even my bermuda has disappeared.

I have started the investigation.

Just give me a few days and I will catch the thief!

She'll find... What crap!

Guys, please stop fighting like kids.

Suku, wait. She's crossed the line. Okay, warden? Change our rooms.

I'm not Google for you to say "Ok Warden" and instruct me.

- Ma'am, please change our rooms. - No changing rooms here!

Only clothing stores have them.

Y'all have no evidence and our hostel has a strict policy about it.

Pics, or it did not happen.

Come on, go dream new dreams. Go!

- Go get some dreams. - Come girls.

Go, go, go...

So, we have common bathrooms here but you don't be afraid.

I use it atleast 3 times every night.

And we'll sync our timings in a day or two then we'll both go together in the night.

Okay.

Listen! Write your name with a marker on your books, bra, towel, slippers and all.

I did the same. Actually, I live in a joint family.

So I know a lot about these kinda things.

Stop.

I'm moving into this room.

If the warden finds out about this,

I will spin you around holding your hair like I used to do with my brother's barbies.

Okay...

What the...

Looks like pink panther ejaculated in here.

Why is everything so pink, shiny, happy, smiley..?

I'm taking this bed, change the sheets.

One of you will sleep down on the floor and the speed of the fan will be low.

The tubelight will always be turned off, there'll be no alarms before 11,

and I'm taking this cupboard.

Get rid of this shit.

Whose is this?

Ma'am, may I use this space?

If not I'll have very little space for my clothes.

And I get what you're saying.

But you know what, I don't like your tone.

Please don't rub your first year sad, good girl vibes on me.

Also, if you want to stay in this room then he has to go.

- He? - He.

Wow! She believes in herself so much that she doesn't believe in God!

She's an atheist, she's weird and cool. She's definitely an orphan.

If I ever see your face muscles relaxing and your pupils dilating

while you zone out on me, you'll be out of the room.

Okay?

Don't worry, Richa. I'll fold your clothes and put in the almirah.

I know origami.

Wow...

Wake me up in two hours.

What was that?

She's so bold but that's so cool!

- How do we do this now? - What are you talking about?

You got the giggles, did you?

Now Jo is your roommate...

Instant karma.

What's your name?

- Richa Kamat. - Hi, Sukanya.

Third year medical.

So Richa, why'd you choose dental?

Well...

- I coudn't clear MBBS - Oh, honesty? I like it.

We're holding auditions for the cultual society's talent show. Come over.

Then we will laugh at you.

Come girls.

So that was my first day.