Kudi Haryane Val Di

Hello. Sorry, wrong number.

I said it is wrong number.

- Hello. - Haven't you slept yet?

Who is speaking?

Even I haven't slept. Could not sleep.

Sorry, wrong number.

Hello.

Did I disturb you?

No. Who is speaking?

A lover who is lost in love.

Hello. What do you want?

A girl whose name is love.

Daddy.

Hello.

Why does everyone say hello and not I love you?

Who is talking nonsense?

I think my dear has caught a cough. Drink water, my dear.

Not cough but I am of age. I am 65 years old.

The one from whom you wish to hear I Love You...

Aunt, did you pick up the phone? I had called Anjali.

I am Anjali, pervert.

You have a very modern name, aunty.

You tell me yours and then I will teach you a lesson.

Shivjot.

I am the only son in the family of wrestlers.

But I am not interested in wrestling. I want to do my own business.

Do tell me aunt if you know of a beautiful girl.

Okay, good bye.

Do you have number of any other girl?

All are over.

I will call Shinda.

No more numbers.

- What has happened? - Shinde, send me numbers of more girls.

I had just sent you numbers of 10 girls.

Weren't they right?

Numbers were right but none of the girls were like Bulle Shah's book.

Why have you become crazy reading books?

I do not come to call center to collect data of girls.

Are you sending numbers or not?

No, I will not send.

Please brother, send me one. Please.

Okay fine, I will send. But will send only one.

Okay, send one.

Here is the number. I have full faith that I will get hooked here.

- Hello. - She picked up the phone quickly.

I am going to get hooked here.

Wrong number.

She disconnected immediately.

But I liked her voice. I will call her once more.

- Hello. - Hello.

I said it's the wrong number. Do not trouble me.

Do you think yourself to be a great Confectioner seller?

I am called death in the South of Punjab.

Jageerdar Jung Singh's daughter's marriage and the chowmon finishes.

Chowmein?

Yes, chowmein finishes. What kind of cooks you are?

You had said that 700-800 people would come but 7000-8000 came.

I milked buffaloes of villagers at night to suffice milk for coffee.

700-800 people walk with me when I go to toilet.

Didn't anyone tell whose daughter was getting married?

You had taken a long name earlier Jageerdar Jungaal Singh...

Not Jungaal Singh but Jung Singh.

If you now make a mistake I will chop off your head.

Sardar Ji, Laali eloped.

What?

We thought Laali was joking about marriage but she really eloped.

Sister left her phone here. What would the password be?

Her father's date of birth.

There is a message.

Love happens instantly and not by thinking.

- Amazing. - Have you come to a poetic event?

Read ahead.

I have hoped to take your heart in return of mine, Bulleya.

Do not read poem but read what is important.

There is nothing else written in this.

I think Laal's affair is with this boy.

Let's go and thrash him.

Keep quiet. Thrash him?

We got trapped. Run fast.

We were not escaping but were going to washroom.

If they go out alive then

the problem and dignity of the family will be leaked as well.

Do not talk about Laali with anyone.

Find out who the boy is who had called.

Shiv, get up. You have to go and get your father

Get him? Is he a child that has to be brought from school?

Why cant he come straight through trail.

I do not know. your father had told me so I passed the message to you.

Doctor has come early morning. What has happened to the wrestler?

Since last night he has loose motions.

Even wrestlers get loose motions?

I will not spare you once you get up.

Keep lying down. I am not able to find your nerve.

You are talking about nerve. No one is able to control both Dad and Son.

Leave me.

No, no...

The way you talk, just try out in Wrestling arena sometimes.

I feel ashamed lakh times that you are born in our family.

Petrol has risen from 37/-to 100/-and your shame is still worth lakh.

At least do it worth 2-2.5lakhs father.

Haven't you gone yet?

Don't put pressure. You will spoil the bed and mother will have to clean it.

You don't even let me read the newspaper.

Again you have picked your towel.

I said take bath later first go and get your father

He goes by Foot. He says he is a wrestler.

After wrestling for 5 minutes. And his legs start hurting if he walks.

While coming back he needs motorcycle.

Put pressure.

Very good.

Wait.

- Put more pressure. - Look.

Put the Dumble down.

Very good... amazing.

Hold him.

Wrestler sir, shall we leave?

Sit for some time. I will leave.

You play so many moves in wrestling then why can't you kick the motorcycle.

Why do you call me every day?

I am scared of taunts, dear that wrestler's son does not come to arena.

Lets just make the wrestling arena at home.

Then the whole family can play in mud together.

Sit quietly. Come on.

Sir calls you purposely so that you might learn after watching wrestling.

Very good.

Gold medalist, where are you going?

What is the value of gold medalists in Punjab?

I won in 2017

and now it is 2023. For 6 years I have been going to government offices.

Look wrestler sir,

the last admission happened in 2016 and now after seven years in 2023.

What about the age of wrestler that has increased in the mean time?

Wrestling is a religion first and then Sport.

If nothing else your body stays fit.

In your times the diets were very good. Now we do not even get pure rights.

Chicks are also China made.

Sunday, they come out. And Monday they start laying.

Just like your father you do not put your foot down.

Bagga, put my father down by using Nakal move.

Oh

- Go and have a bath. I have kept hot water. - Okay.

If you do not want to latch the door while having bath then

at least wear the underwear.

Couldn't you say may I come in before entering?

Don't use the water kept aside for me.

You are free all day.

I have to go to city for an important work.

Shameless.

Instead of arranging hot water for father, you are just talking nonsense.

Wrestlers are not bothered about hot or cold water.

Do you wear coat and pant rather than

underpants while playing and getting dirty in arena.

I will not spare you.

From the time I have gotten married I have been cooking food. Do this work or that.

Hello.

Where is Lalli?

Lalli can be anywhere.

Lalli can be on someone's face as well.

Lalli can be on cheeks and lips as well.

Which Lalli are you talking about?

I am asking about my daughter Lalli. Where is she?

You should know it. Are you her father or I?

Don't trouble me. You do not know Jung Singh.

To hell with Jung Singh. I do not know you. Who are you?

I am Jung Singh. Idiot!

Are you mad? You are Jung Singh and asking about yourself.

Go and put comedy reels on Instagram. Don't trouble me.

I am a Sufi person. Okay. Disconnect the phone.

Hello...

Amazing. Keep yourself safe, you are too hot.

Hello.

I know that Lalli is with you.

There is some misunderstanding. I do not know any girl by the name Lalli.

Jung Singh is an enemy of lies.

If Lalli is not with you then how come your messages are there on her phone.

Oh no! uncle, I am sorry. Don't be angry.

I apologize.

I think the other day after drinking I called up few girls.

By mistake I called your daughter as well.

I swear I do not know her. Sorry uncle.

You narrate the stories and I will end them.

I will surely find you somehow.

You may do it. Don't trouble me. Disconnect the phone.

Did you find him, uncle? The number is of Mohali.

What are you doing here? Let's go to Mohali.

- They are of your age. - Greetings.

- Live long. - They get 2 lakh for one Wrestling Match.

And you roam around all day. What do you get?

Peace. And you get that by sitting idle and not by working.

Bagga, are the preparations done?

Yes. Tomorrow there is match in Haryana.

I will leave early morning tomorrow. So thought of taking blessings of elders.

Why only for tomorrow. Take blessings for entire year.

Father is right. He is on glucose nowadays.

Idiot.

You have to do massage and not talk nonsense.

He talked about dying.

Quiet.

I will not die on bed but in the arena.

When I die take me around all arena in Punjab.