Passenger

Lucas.

Lucas.

Fuck!

Bro!

I'm sorry, that was kind of mean.

Why the fuck, dude? What do you need?

I was lonely.

I need somebody to talk to.

What?

Yo, how much water you gonna drink, bro?

Bro, I'll be fine.

No, you won't. You have the world's tiniest bladder.

-I'm not stopping again. -Bro, I'm a camel. Chill.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Chill the fuck out.

I've had this for four years.

-Dry mouth? -Yes.

I told you. It's extremely rare.

I'm just saying that

I don't think drinking water is the solution.

Are you prediabetic?

You don't think I've asked myself these questions?

Gone to doctors and tried to figure this out?

Well, you should probably change primary care physicians.

Could you just drive? I don't have to pee.

Okay.

I fucking knew it! I knew it!

-Don't get mad at me. -What did I tell you?

-Every time! -I have to pee.

Make it quick, dude. Quick.

-Bro, you got two minutes. -Fuck off!

Two minutes!

Oh, that's so good.

"Bro, I'm a camel."

Camel my ass, dude.

Dude!

Oh, shit, shit, shit.

Give me one minute! Chill out!

It's quite fucking annoying.

Want to go? Give me two fucking minutes. Fuck!

Yo! Chill the fuck out! What's your deal, man?

Daniel?

Daniel?

Daniel?

What the...?

Help.

Daniel?

Daniel... Daniel... Daniel.

Just, uh...

What the...?

Okay. Come on, come on.

What the fuck?

Come on. Come on, please.

He's not real.

No way.

Stupid, stupid.

Thank you, guys.

Did you get all the boxes?

Yeah, I did.

Hmm?

Not sure that horn's gonna win us any friends out there.

-You don't like it? -I don't know.

People like it.

It's like the road rage diffuser, you know?

How we doing?

Good. Keys dropped, apartment's fully purged.

It's like we never lived here.

Sure we don't want to put anything in storage?

-No. -No? Okay.

No way. Feels good to make a clean break.

Mmm.

Besides, everything we need's right here, right?

-Home sweet home. -Mm-hmm.

Hmm.

Hey. Got you a little something.

It's like a housewarming gift.

Thank you.

-Need some help with that? -No, that's okay. Thank you.

I'm gonna help you with it, because--

No, wait! Okay, okay, okay!

Let's get this show on the road.

All right!

Oh, my God.

It's a little Bob Ross.

-Do you like it? -It's perfect, baby.

Thank you.

What does Bob always say?

"No mistakes, just happy accidents."

No mistakes, but...

how about no accidents either?

Amen.

You still checking that thing?

Just making sure it still...

...works. Yay!

We're not gonna need it though.

I got us something better.

Mmm?

-No? -No.

Saint Christopher.

Patron saint of travelers.

My family always drove with one of these.

This guy's gonna keep us safe.

Yeah, I'll just stick with this.

Then I guess you're going to hell.

Oh!

All right.

Should we get out of the city?

Let's go.

So, I just have to run the car

for two hours, and then my whole battery

system's charged.

It's Fuller time, baby!

Maddie?

Mads!

Maddie?

Okay.

Hey.

-Hey. Ready to go? -Mm-hmm.

-Good. -I was thinking...

maybe we could add

-a brief pit stop. -How brief?

There is this local barbeque spot

that's supposed to be unmissable.

-All right. -Mm-hmm.

What do you say? Game for Plan B... BQ?

You liked that one! Come on.

We got the reservation at six, and it's super tight.

-You know? -Right.

But... beautiful romantic hot springs?

Mmm.

-Just us two? -I can't wait.

But...

wouldn't a little barbeque on the way make it...

absolutely perfect?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Really?

You sure you can't hold it for another hour?

We're thirty minutes away. Forty-five, tops.

Yeah. Okay.

Got it, thank you.

This won't be the last hot spring.

Yeah... I know.

Sorry.

What do we do?

Everything else is booked. I'll have to find us a Plan C.

Yeah.

Oh, God.

What's that for?

-Six weeks on the road. -Wow.

I know, right? Doesn't feel that long.

Um, well, I was actually gonna say it feels way longer.

-Oh, really? -I'm kidding.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Wow.

-Yeah. -Okay.

-Ah! Whew! -All right.

Ty, what's going on?

I got something to show you.

Oh! Wow.

-Okay. -And, uh...

Wow.

This is amazing. When did you do all this?

Wow. It's beautiful.

Tyler!

This was gonna be way more romantic. I swear.

I had the whole thing planned out at the hot springs.

But if we survive six weeks on the road,

then we can survive anything, baby.

So...

Maddie Brecker, will you marry me?

-Oh, shit! -Neighborhood Watch.

No camping on residential streets.

Yeah. Oh, right.

You got sixty seconds before I call the cops.

All right, we're gone. Sorry.

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.

I swear that isn't a bad omen.

Yes.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah!

She said yes! Whoo, baby!

Thirty seconds!

All right, man! All right, we're moving!

Okay, we got to go.

Hey, you think we should invite that guy

back there to the wedding?

I don't think so. No.

You know what we should do?

Spring for a hotel.

Hmm.

A long hot bath does sound amazing.

-Fresh sheets. -Yeah.

Maybe a massage.

There's one about an hour from here

that's not too pricey.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

Book it.

Hey...

you must be beat. Come on, just let me drive.

-No, I'm good. -Come on.