Dag

Fuck!

Hell!

But they never got to see me crying. I took care of that when they pressed my head under water.

Hey!

Dag, wake up. You can't sleep here.

- Says you? - Shouldn't you be at work?

Probably. The day just started too fast.

Or yesterday ended weirdly.

Do you need any help?

- You can't go on like this. - I've just been partying.

With whom?

Me, and... You don't need that many to party.

If you don't get it yourself, then I'll say it. You need help.

You need to dry out. You don't know who you are anymore.

I'm not sure I want to know.

You know that great guy with the quick mind?

The guy who cares about everyone even when he denies it.

- He's not here anymore. - No. Sounds like he's cured.

Come on. It's no big deal. I know a guy who runs a place.

Go there, and you can rest up.

- I have to get to work. - That's not a good idea.

Aren't you on holiday with Mia?

It's Thursday. I came home a week ago.

Time flies.

You know, it's hard to help you -

- if you're not interested in helping yourself.

What did you do next, Brogard?

Well, I kissed her.

On the lip, then?

Yeah.

- Did you like it? - Yes, I did.

Did you sleep together the first night?

To be honest, I can't remember.

Could we talk about what you were wearing?

What we were wearing?

- I guess I had... - Hold on, hold on.

Hold that thought. There. Continue.

- Your clothes. - Yes, I guess I had...

I'm sorry. That was 18 years ago, and we're really here -

- because we're on the verge of divorce.

No wonder. In the beginning of the book...

Oh, sorry.

What the hell. This is my office.

- We'll continue this later. - Great! Wonderful!

We'll bill you by mail. Thanks, and goodbye.

Nice of you to drop in.

- Where have you been? - None of your business.

You're my boss. This is a place of work.

When you're not here, I have to tell the clients something.

If anyone asks, where have you been?

On the can.

Here.

No thanks.

You know how I get when I drink alone. And I'll drink anyway.

Come on.

Next couple is at 2PM, right?

We'll be fine.

- Do it. Try and hit me. - No, I say.

Come on. Hit me. I know you want to.

- Stop it. - What kind of accent is that?

- Cone on, damn it. - That's enough. Fuck!

Is this enough?

Let go of me. Let go!

- Fuck it, Geir. I'm bleeding. - No, you're not.

- You're not bleeding. - This is awesome.

Don't stop now. Keep it up.

Malin, get them a drink. They're losing steam.

Dag.

Hi, Benediktus. Hullo!

I'm thinking of entering them in the art biennale.

"Darwin's Nightmare". Great title!

- Step out here? - Great title.

- Getting out of hand, isn't it? - No, not really...

I'm just having some fun with them.

I didn't force them to drink or fight.

I'm merely facilitating.

Then man's true nature comes out.

Anything important? Surprisingly, they're paying for this.

You called me.

- I did? - Yes, a couple of hours ago.

- Are you sure? - I'm quite sure.

In any case, I have to show you something in my car.

I think your yesterday was harder on you than expected.

You remember this one?

- Fuck, Benedikt. - It's your dick.

- Mine? - Yes.

Why do you have a photo of my dick on your email?

Your entirely erected dick.

And the text. "We miss you." You and your dick?

Shit. I don't remember this.

Check it out. You sent it to Trine at 02.17.

Surprisingly early, by the way.

And then you did this.

You cc'd your entire address book. Everyone.

You've sent it to everybody. Have you checked your email?

I'm guessing, among others, that you've got mail from your sister.

Oh, fuck me...

Oh fuck.

Oh, this is fucked.

Oh, fucked. I'm fucked.

No, you're sick.

You're sick, and you need help.

- But will it help? - What you're doing now -

isn't working all that well.

The least you can do is try. Besides, you need some artillery -

- to defend yourself after this email incident.

Rehab justifies your stupidity, conduct, madness, -

- and this horrible image. It says you're working on it.

As long as you're trying, people will forgive anything.

Best case scenario, you'll be well.

So let's do it.

I've packed everything you need for the coming weeks.

- The office? - I'll take care of it.

Just focus now, Dag. Get well.

- They know I'm coming? - Yeah, I called him just now.