Damn You! the Mosquitoes (Anyád! A szúnyogok)

1... 2... 3!

The cave bear, the cave bear,

can see the miracle for free,

he ran through the cave,

and left his tooth there,

Oh no, no, no!

The cave isn't always dark,

the lights are on, so we'll go down,

the sky won't fall on us, only the ground!

Fucking... mosquitoes.

Grandpa! Can you keep your shit together for a while?

Tell me what is the earth?

- Right now? - Get it? Have you ever thought about it?

- Of course! - What's the earth?

- The earth! - Well, what?

- This tennis ball, this orange, you know? - Well what?

It has a small shell, fire burns down in the deep.

And the whole thing spins out of control, get it?

Spinning around a huge burning ball.

You know, the fireball, that's what it's all about.

All the while spinning, spinning out of control.

Rushing in some black garbage named space.

We're all hanging upside down on it.

- Hanging into the dirty garbage. - Enough already!

- Alright, listen... - That dirty...

...do you want money? ... empty trash.

...Money? - Yes!

- Lots of money... tons of money! - Tons, yes!

- Let's stop it. - Then why aren't we talking about that?

We could buy this whole thing and then start a nostalgia train.

- Listen here, that was always my dream. - What?

- An electric train. - Yeah, ok!

- That's great. - Emese says, that it itches.

- What? - Her cunt.

- Why do she read so much? - Because she's not satisfied!

Hello Bloro, here's your beer, grandpa. Here's the beer... It's arrived.

- Warm. - And stale, grandpa.

Warm, alright then we don't want it. Thanks. Hello, how's your mother?

- Peti? - Fine kids.

- Alright, kids. - Pepe...

Scrape Emese of grandpa!

Blind Pali, blind Pali, sees all,

through lenses, he sees a dog's ass.

God of the Hungarians, destroy the Labanc army,

The time is coming, battle time is calling.

The Hungarian iron will, its glory is in the war bard,

save this sad land.

Blind Pali, blind Pali, sees all,

through lenses, he's chasing ass.

Hey!

- Pepsi. - What, what do you want?

If you don't fuck me right now...

- Then? - I'll die.

- Don't, listen! - Start saving for a wreath.

- I'm counting to 3... - No, no, no, no...

- Emese wait, no! - One...

- No, no, Emese... Emese... - Two...

- Mesi! No! - The coffee's done.

- This is terrible Kapa. - What? What's so terrible, Peti?

- What's so terrible? - I can't take this!

- I can't take this. - You've never seen a corpse? What's so terrible?

- Go over there Peti. - No.

- She's your wife. - I can't take it, I'm not going.

- Peti get your act together. - Get your hands off me.

Peti, Give me your hand! Don't be such a mummy's boy soldier.

- Did you hear? Don't be a mammy's boy. - That was good.

- That was classy. - It was good.

- You know where it's from? - You just said it.

- Peti where's it from? - Gardonyi?

See, that's the reason you should study.

See there was a point to being a Hungarian - History major.

- Go take a look. - I won't go.

Peti! Hello, hello, not there, there, there.

- There? - Yes.

Come on, take a look.

Even in death she's so like Emese.

My God, ice... she's ice cold.

- Then wait... - Mesi!

- Mesike! ... let's cool the beer on her.

Mesi! Kapa, you know what the worst thing is?

- We don't have a beer opener? - No.

We had a church wedding.

- That's bad. - Bells tolled...

Organ... music, not lilac flowers!

- I like that smell too. - Not the smell of lilac.

- Peti, didn't you notice something? - What?

- What's she wearing? - A nightgown.

- Nightgown and what was she wearing before? - What?

The little blue dress, that I brought for her in Balatonvilagos.

Yes, the little blue dress and where is it now?

Who took it off, hmm? Who took it off?

- Who, death? - Fuck you!

- Who took it off? - Who took it off, that's what I'm asking!

I asked, who? Did you take it off?

How many times did you do my wife, hey?

- Peti... stop it, leave it! - Say it, buddy?

- How many times did you do her? - That's disgusting!

- Do you want a calculator? - Drama, over a dead women? That's disgusting!

- Say it? - Peti, this is beneath you!

- You're a Hungarian - History major, Peti! - Ok, and?

- I'll tell you how it is, what you're doing is stupid! - Stupid?

- Stupid! - Nice!

And if I did? And if I fucked her then what?

- Dead! Over! - You fucked her when she was alive, get it!

Peti, let's forget the past.

Shh... what's humming?

Death's humming!

Humming, like a battle trumpet, the Lomnic and the Hargita mountain,

What's with you Kapa? You weren't even a scout?

I could still be one.

Emese. Hey, what are we going to do now, Kapa? Well?

- I don't know, she did everything. - Yeah.

She cooked, did the laundry, cleaned the shit off you.

- You too, she organized everything. - Yes.

She was the only one in contact with grandpa.

- She was the only one, who talked to him. You know what she did, guess? - No.

She kept grabbing his balls, for real!

And he still talked to her. Oh, Kapa!

What's going to happen to this beautiful land, hey?

Peti, no question we have to resurrect her!

But there's no one to resurrect her, these days.

- No there isn't, are you thinking of the one from Nazareth? - And the 12.

- 12? - What, what is it?

What?

I beg your pardon!

I beg your pardon, how dare you cut to someone else while I'm talking?

- Peti, this is called a simultaneous cut, what do you think? - It's good.

I beg your pardon! What? Too long!

- Our conversation is too long? - Relax.

- It's important... very important. - Listen.

- Don't Kapa, don't get excited. - Don't get excited?

- Let's just cut it shorter, whatever. - Shut up...

...I'm not cutting anything, like I said, it's important. - Should we go?

- Fine, whatever. - Where were we?

- I don't know, I totally... - Simultaneous cut, I've fucking had it!

- Oh yeah, we have to resurrect her. - Yeah, grandpa.

- Bring her back... - I've lost my train of thought because to the cut.

We were talking about grandpa, wait, what?

- We have to resurrect her. - Right, resurrect,

Emese, because without her we don't have grandpa.

Who much money does the old man have, how many millions?

- 100 million, 200, 300, 500 million! - 200, 300, 400 million dollars?

- My English very poor! - Yes, I know!

Is lot of money? Yes? Or not?

Hey, did you notice the simultaneous cut, man?

You got all bent out of shape before, watch, it's coming... abracadabra!

Hey, Bloro, Hello!

You couldn't see him now if it wasn't for that thing... Bloro...

...hello! It's good to see you.

- How is it? - I like it.

By the way, I like this whole technical thing...

- I like this the best. - It's great, right?

That's the only thing I like about filming. The simultaneous cuts. - Yeah.

Bloro... Bloro, resurrect Emese. Ok?

Your a magician Bloro, it's a shitty job, but useful.

- Well... - Ok, ok.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

Kapa, Kapcsi, we're saved.

Mesi, Mesi, you'll go see the old fart, right?

- Only if Bloro comes. - Ok.

- Is there a problem, grandpa? - Mosquitoes.

There are no mosquitoes here.

Grandpa!

- They don't sting me. - Me neither.

Grandpa.

Grandpa.

Can I borrow this?

Grandpa.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

Going to the garden to get carrots, whatwill I be eating with this?

Mud and flies, thinking aboutwhat to eat

I could eat the carrots, butit gives me the runs, it makes me shit

That's why I don't eat carrots, because the flies landed on it

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

How are you mother outin the fields,

- the carrot tree is blooming in the garden. - Grandpa, beer?

I never drink alcohol, little girl.

The flies didn't land on the carrots, I can have it for diner.

I can take the diarrhea, if you can do the laundry, dear.

You'll have a lot to wash, because I'll be emptying my bowels.

How are you mother outin the fields,

the carrot tree is blooming in the garden.

How are you mother outin the fields,

Get fucked, all of you, I want to sleep.

Will you fuck me? Bloro...

- She's having fun, Peti. - You're having fun.

- Fine. - I couldn't get a cent out of the old fart.

- Really? - Fantastic.

I think I'm a stupid bitch.