Mad Men

Previously on Mad Men...

When we land Jaguar, the world will know.

Herb Rennet has demanded to spend a night with Joan.

This is some very dirty business.

I wanted to tell you it's not worth it.

Tell them I want a partnership. Not silent.

I want all the partners here.

First thing tomorrow morning we're going to find you an apartment in the city.

- I need you right now. - Megan...

It's the only thing I'm good for.

I think she just... needed her mother.

I'm tired of trying to prove I still have a value around here.

It's what happens when you help someone...

they succeed and move on.

Don't you want them to?

Miss Calvet, could you step in, please?

You know I love you.

Are you alone?

That's it.

- That's it, hang in there. - Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

"Midway in our life's journey,

I went astray from the straight road

and woke to find myself alone

in a dark wood."

Mmm.

Mahalo.

It's still suite 282.

How long has it been?

Can't get too suntanned, they'll fire me.

Oh, you must have gotten it wet.

Let me see.

You know what? Who cares what time it is?

You would not have liked that.

You wouldn't have liked it at all.

I had to walk down the beach away from the crowds

to this surf shop and knock on a door with a closed sign.

It was so seedy down there.

Plus, I had to get my money from here.

Come on.

I know you've tried it, but you haven't had sex high.

It makes it so much more intense.

Everything you see on your plate is what you would find

in a royal Hawaiian feast.

That purple pudding is poi.

It's strange, but satisfying.

And we Hawaiians say that it's ono,

which means tasty.

But you might just say, "Ono, I'm not eating that."

This is real Hawaiian food.

Even the macaroni salad.

But, of course, at the Royal Hawaiian,

we try to treat every guest like they're--

Well, everything is better here.

I'm sure it is.

It must take a lot of work to stand out in paradise.

Don, you have to try this.

Oh, don't bother. It's wallpaper paste.

Just eat the pig.

Now, while you stay with us at the lovely,

beautiful Royal Hawaiian,

make sure you see enchanted Diamond Head

and all of the natural wonders of the island

by bus or by boat.

It's easy if you book

one of our guided tours in the lobby.

Aloha.

Come. Come dance.

I've got nothing to do with this.

Go ahead, Don.

Leave him alone, honey.

I want to do it.

No, you have to do it like this.

You have to relax.

Get in the spirit of the islands.

They call me the Hawaiian Elvis.

Gentlemen, I remind you,

this is my job.

Stop laughing or I'll make them come back for you.

Excuse me, Corinne. I hate to bother you.

I mean, I know your name's not Corinne.

No, It's Megan Calvet.

- Oh, my goodness. I'm really bothering you. - No, not at all.

You're so much trimmer than you are on TV. Do people tell you that?

- I-- no. - "To Have and to Hold" is my favorite.

I mean, I watch a few, and you're obviously on vacation.

- It's okay. - Well, I know you're new to "Berkshire Falls,"

but I can tell you-- you just have a way.

Thank you so much.

Would you mind signing an autograph to my niece?

She's a bigger fan than I am.

I'd be delighted.

- What's her name? - Karen.

It's like Corinne.

I can't believe Victor won't acknowledge you.

Well, we'll see what happens.

Enjoy your stay.

Those women really knew me.

One of them was from Minnesota.

I didn't even know they had the show there.

I love it here.

Hey, Galloway, you want another?

Can I get a tall beer? Chop chop.

So, mister, has he moved at all?

Well, you're either dead or you've got great balance.

Hey, were you in the service?

I got the same one.

- What branch? - Army.

You can say that again.

- Korea? - Briefly.

Was Korea like this?

'Cause I'll tell you, they offer you R&R in Honolulu

and you think, "Did anybody notice it's the same place?"

But I'm glad to be here, I can tell you that.

You on your anniversary?

Folks have been pretty friendly.

After all the shit that went on last summer Stateside,

I was looking for a fight.

That'd be classy-- showing up with a black eye.

This is my bachelor party.

I'm getting married tomorrow.

Congratulations. Let me buy you a drink.

Nah, I got a shitload of combat pay.

Let me buy you one.

You some kind of astronaut?

I'm in advertising.

We got this .50 caliber machine gun.

The M2.

You should see what it does to a water buffalo.

Oh, my Lord. I could paint this place red.

How long do you have left?

Ceremony's at 0800.

Four hours or so.

No, in Vietnam.

Eight months.

Someone told her married guys live longer

'cause they got something to live for.

She's from San Diego.

She's Mexican.

She met me halfway in Hawaii.

I met her halfway by getting married.

Were you married when you were in Korea?

No.

And you made it.

Listen, Lieutenant.

What do you say we get into some trouble?

It's PFC Dinkins, by the way.

It's usually printed right there.

Don.

So how do you feel about giving away the bride?

You don't think your friend's gonna make it?

Nah, he's my best man.

Her family's in San Ysidro.

And I don't want some hotel employee being her dad.

They look just like the enemy.

Am I wrong?

There's plenty of GIs here. There's no one else you know?

Who gave your bride away?

I'd love to help you out, but you don't even know me.

I think you'd regret it later.

I believe in what goes around comes around.

One day I'm gonna be a veteran in paradise.

One day I'll be the man who can't sleep

and talks to strangers.

I, James, take you, Connie, for my lawful wife,

to have and to hold from this day forward.

For better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,

in sickness and in health,

until death do us part.

What were you doing wrong?

I'm so sorry, Officer. It's very hard to see.

That's why you have to drive slower.

We go easy on the speed limit here, but not with this ice.

I promise I will do that in the future.

I'm afraid this is about what you already did.

You may not be aware, but this is Betty Francis.

You may know her husband, my son, Henry Francis.

He works in the mayor's office in Manhattan. Mayor Lindsay.

I work for New York State. We've got our own mayor.

I'll do without your sarcasm, young man.

Now, if you don't mind,

I think all concerned will be very content

if you issue a stern warning and let us be on our way.

Pauline.

I'm trying to avoid taking you off the road with a shovel.

She's driving like a maniac.

Yell at her.

I hate cops.

Nonsense. They're just doing their job.

Well, they're too enthusiastic.

That ruined it. That ruined everything.

I can't imagine it getting any darker than this.

My mom's dead.

How was "The Nutcracker"?

- The highlight of the evening. - Magical as always.

Well, Bobby, Gene, and I are sorry we missed it.

Nothing like the ballet, right, boys?

Is Sandy sleeping over?

What do you care?

Isn't somebody going to say something?