Mr. Osomatsu (おそ松さん)

Unidentified mysterious animals, otherwise known as UMA.

The mysterious world of the occult is filled with passion and dreams.

This is the passionate tale of adventure of the men who were

enchanted by its mysticism!

Iyami...

Hatabou...

And Jyushimatsu's...

...UMA Expedition Team! Doo-wah!

UMA Expedition Team

Sheeeh!

You two!

Our target today is this!

The Devil Yeti!

Jo.

It lives in a cave that looks like this!

We're going to catch one, no matter what!

Today's the day...

...we catch one, jo!

Let's do this!

Jo! Jo!

Yeti!

Cacth and release!

One Week Later

Jo!

Jo...

That hurt, jo!

Ow!

Sheeeh!

Jo... Jo... Jo...

Jo...

Jo.

That hurt!

Die! Die! Both of you die!

D-Director!

Me is not a director. Me is your captain.

Look!

Sheeeh! That's the Devil Yeti's...

Yay!

We did it!

It's coming out, jo.

Jo...

Jo...

Jo...

What are you doing?

Training.

Jo.

End

What? Seriously?!

We're having yakiniku tonight?!

Is that the truth, Daddy and Mommy?!

Yakiniku.

Yes, yakiniku.

Yay! Yakiniku!

Yay! So happy!

Yes... Yes... Yes...

"Punishment!"

We're having yakiniku tonight, Ichimatsu-niisan! Isn't that great?

Aren't you happy?

No, I'm happy.

You don't really come out and say when you're happy, do you?

Leave me alone.

I will.

Change

Vending

No Bills Out of Change

Whoa! That's awesome!

It's your lucky day, Ichimatsu-niisan!

What's wrong?

There's already a blessed event in that we're going to have yakiniku tonight...

Why did I win a free drink, too?

Good for you.

It's a trap.

Huh?!

Let's go home.

Why?! Don't you want your drink?

Ichimatsu-niisan?!

Hey, it's a cat.

Look, Ichimatsu-niisan! There's a cat.

Why aren't you looking?

It really is a trap.

What?!

You found a 500-yen coin. Lucky you!

Why?!

What's the matter? Why are you so scared?

So many good things are happening today, I'm actually scared.

Come again?

Aren't you scared?

Not at all.

Doesn't it make you wonder why these happy things keep happening?

Not at all.

Okay, this is tonight's yakiniku.

It's a good thing. It's a happy thing.

Yeah.

But you can't get too happy over it,

because something equally as bad is going to happen later.

What?! Really?

Yeah. Life is all about balance.

Huh...

But then...

I won a drink on top of that, then we found a cat, my favorite,

and I found a 500-yen coin...

This is definitely not good. My happiness debt's completely inflated.

Happiness debt...

What's happiness debt?

The misfortune payback for this will be terrifying.

What's misfortune payback?

That's exactly why, Jyushimatsu.

Huh?

Since we're already having yakiniku tonight,

we don't need anything else good to happen.

If we pack on too much happiness debt,

in the worst case, we might not be able to eat yakiniku tonight.

What?! That'll be awful.

We have to be cautious...

We have to make some bad things happen in order to maintain balance.

True.

For the yakiniku.

For the yakiniku.

I'm jealous. You seem to be getting all the fish, Ichimatsu-niisan.

Punishment!

Oh, yeah. Punishment!

Yay! I hit it!

No, Jyushimatsu.

Punishment!

Well done.

Daibinbouya

You Win! Get a free one from the store you got this from

Punishment!

Pro Baseball Lightly Salted Chips w/ Trading Card!

Heck yes! Mernored!

Punishment!

The Original Akatsuka Ramen

Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Punishment! Punishment! Punishment! Punishment!

Shibuya Station

H-Here we go... The ultimate punishment.

S-Seriously?

Punishment, punishment, punishment, punishment, punishment...

Nothing's even happening, but I'm super nervous!

Too fancy!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Punishment!

Take the punishment, Jyushimatsu!

Take the punishment, Ichimatsu-niisan!

Punishment!

I think we went a little overboard...

I can't take any more...

Aw, man. A sudden rainstorm.

This sucks!

Yes!

It's a sudden rainstorm, Jyushimatsu!

It's a sudden rainstorm, Ichimatsu-niisan!

Now we don't need to punish each other anymore.

No reason at all!

Yay!

I can already taste the yakiniku!

I can taste the kalbi!

No need to punish ourselves!

Ugh, this sucks.

I'm soaked!

I'm going to catch a cold.

Seriously! This is awful.

Punishment!

We bought so much meat.

I can't wait.

End

"Inn"

The mountains sure are great.

They are.

And it's so nice to be on vacation with you, sir.

Come on. You don't need to call me "sir" today, Todomi.

Okay, Karahiko-san.

Looks like we're here.

Welcome

How lovely.