Breaking Bad

Skyler, I'm so...

Marie. Oh, Christ, Marie. How...?

Oh, God. Oh, thank God.

Is she beautiful?

Yeah, I'm staring at brake lights on the 40.

Some accident up ahead.

Christ! Today of all days, huh?

No, no, no. Let her rest. I'll be there as soon as I can.

Thank you.

Excuse me. Skyler White?

- 307. - Thank you.

Skyler, I'm so sorry. I'm just...

Are you okay?

Meet your daughter.

Hi there, girl. Hi there, Holly.

Congratulations, Walt.

Oh, Ted, I'm sorry, I didn't see you here.

Oh, Ted drove me here. Thank God.

I mean, this little bundle of joy of ours was practically on rails.

Halfway here I thought he was gonna have to pull over...

and deliver her himself.

Well, that... I'm glad it didn't come to that.

Yeah. Thanks, Ted.

No problem at all.

Well, let me get out of your way here so you two can...

You three can be alone, okay?

Listen, take it easy, Sky.

- I really can't begin to thank you. - Don't think anything of it.

It's my pleasure. Congratulations again.

- Thank you. - She's beautiful.

Okay. I'll talk to you soon.

Okay. Take care.

Bye.

Are you okay?

- Is everything okay? - Everything is okay.

I just wish you'd been here.

- Where's everyone else? - Downstairs.

Hank and Marie took Junior for dinner.

He has been such a trouper. He even changed his first diaper.

- No. - Yeah.

Did he?

Honey, is there anything that I can do for you?

- Anything at all? - Actually, yes.

I left my overnight bag at home this morning.

I just think you get it in your head, C-section. You know?

But I'm just so glad, the way it all worked out.

Doing it natural instead.

It just couldn't have gone any better.

Good.

Let me go get your things.

And I'll get my stuff too, okay?

- I'll spend the night. - Okay.

Dad.

I was in the shower, hey.

I overslept.

I'm running late, but I'll be there.

Yeah.

Baby, I gotta go.

Okay.

Somebody broke in.

Okay.

Oh, no. No, no, no!

Come on.

Damn.

Oh, God.

Oh, Christ.

This week was tough.

Toughest yet.

You know why? I knew this day was coming.

- My birthday. - Your re-birthday?

Yeah. As it got closer, it got worse.

I was scared shitless I wouldn't make it.

I really didn't think I would.

Called in sick three days in a row.

I know my boss was pissed.

I guess I don't really care. I just didn't wanna see anybody.

You guys know how that is.

All it would take is one friend...

and I'd be out ripping and running again.

But I made it. I really made it.

I got one year clean to the day.

You look tired. Your eyes are kind of red.

- You getting enough sleep? - Actually, no.

I'm working on this really complex new tat.

- Yeah? - A guy wants his whole back done up.

Him on his chopper with, like, flames all around.

I keep showing him the design, he keeps asking for changes, like:

"Give me more muscles. Give me more flames."

And I'm like, "A: This ain't the Sistine Chapel.

And B: I have enough trouble working around your zits."

I really wish you wouldn't work at that place.

You need to avoid those type of people.

I know and I do.

It's mostly college kids and airmen from Kirtland.

It's actually really corporate.

Thank you.

So how's your job?

Oh, you know. Same old, same old.

Doing backup training on my days off.

God, they're hiring anybody now. I mean, no experience at all. It's scary.

You seeing anyone?

No.

You?

What about that guy next door?

What do you mean?

Well, he seemed to have some expectation...

of you introducing me to him.

He knows you own the place.

Yeah.

Dad, he's our tenant.

End of story.

Why would I get involved with a tenant?

Okay.

There you go.

Oh, yes.

Oh, isn't she beautiful?

I just think she's the most beautiful baby ever.

Yeah. And why not?

Good stock.

I'll get it.

Yeah. Yeah.

Hello. Hello?

Nobody's there.

Oh, well.

Beat you.

- Hello. - Hey, man.

Oh, hi, Carmen.

Just Carmen.

- Come on. Hurry up. - So you heard, huh? Yes, yes.

Good news. Oh, she's just so beautiful.

Well, Holly.

Seven pounds, 3 ounces.

Everybody is doing just fine.

You junkie imbecile. What are you calling this number for?

I am trying to tell you, man.

Last night, somebody broke in my place, yo.

- I got robbed. - What?

Yeah. Somebody, they got all of our stuff. Okay?

All of it.

You get me, Mr. White?

The blue stuff. It's, like, uncanny.

They knew exactly where to look.

I mean, say something, man, all right? Yell at me or something! Come on!

Mr. White.

God!

Oh, no.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Hank, come on. People are starving to death out here.

All right. I just had to get a beer.

Finally.

All right, guys. Here we go.

We got mild, medium and muy caliente.

I got dibs on the breast.

- Los Pollos Hermanos? - Oh, yeah, seriously. You gotta try it.

I think this joint gives KFC a run for their money.

That baby is hungry.

Give me that baby.

Oh, sweetie, yes.

Do you have any coleslaw in there?

Oh, no, no, no. Come on. Jeez, Sky.

- Not at the table. We're eating. - Hank, it's only a breast.

- It's my sister-in-law's breast. - Oh, you are so provincial.

Hank, remember the day...

when you were talking to me about childproofing?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. What are you thinking? A fence or a cover?

Yeah. No, well, actually, I was thinking more of an alarm system.

They've got these new systems that are now sonar systems that would...

Anything falls into it, it sets the alarm off.

Oh, nice.

- Wow, that sounds expensive. - Well, yeah.

- But for the baby, I mean... - Well, why don't...

Why don't you let Marie and I get that for you?

- Absolutely. - No, no. Thank you.

No, no, please. I'll be back at work soon.

We'll take care of it.

Back at work soon?

Since you're scheduled for surgery...

I just thought it might be a good idea to have some money coming in.

Well, Skyler, we need to think about what's best for the baby.

And I think having her mother around for at least the first few years...

Money-wise, we'll manage. I promise you that.

What? You guys got, like, a printing press in the garage churning out 50s?

I wish.

Mom's even talking about me getting a job.

That's right. Everybody pitches in.

Why don't we ever get Chinese?

I'll get her.

I'll get her.

Yes. Good girl.

That's a good girl.

My little girl, huh?

Hey, do you wanna see something?

Come here.

Oh, I know, I know.

Yeah.

Hey.

You wanna see what your daddy did for you?

Let me show you.

Here. Come here.