Happy Birthday to Me

Aaah!

Winston! Winston!

Winston, just stop it! Bad boy!

Sit down! Now, sit!

Oh, Mrs. Patterson.

Bernadette O'Hara, do you have any idea what time it is?

Where are you going?

Well, I-I was just going up to the village to meet some of

the kids at the inn.

You mean the second home for the Crawford top 10?

Isn't that what the elite of the senior class like to call

themselves?

Well, I guess so.

I beg your pardon?

Yes, Mrs. Patterson.

Do you know, Bernadette, if you and the other so-called

members of the top 10 would spend half the time on your

books that you do down at that inn, you could all be in

Harvard tomorrow.

Yes, Mrs. Patterson.

Just be sure you're back before midnight.

Come along, Winston. Take mommy home.

Come on.

Come along, Winston.

Give mommy head.

Aaah!

Oh! Oh!

Aaah! Aaah!

Help me!

Aaah!

Help me.

Aaah! Aaah! Leave me alone!

Aaah! Aaah! Aaah!

Help me.

Aaah!

Oh! Oh, it's you.

Oh, thank god. Thank god.

Oh, please help me.

Please, somebody's trying...

Oh, god, please, no more!

No class, these Americans.

Thanks a lot.

Amelia, I'm really getting mad.

These guys are really pissin' me off!

Greg, just settle down, okay?

Etienne, you know Bernadette's gonna

be here any minute.

Virginia!

You finally made it.

Hi, Virginia.

Hi.

What is this, a convention?

Where's Bernadette?

I don't know.

I can't fend him off much longer.

From out of the fog it comes!

Come on, guys, grow up, okay?!

Alfred, come sit by me.

How's the midnight taxidermist tonight?

Hey, Alfred, Alfred, get stuffed.

Hey, Alfred, did you bring George?

Sure, I brought George.

Here, come on, George.

Come on, come on.

Say hi to George, everybody.

Hi, George.

Let's start the whole thing all over again!

That's it; I've had it!

Greg!

5 bucks says he beats 'em.

You're really askin' for it, man!

Settle down!

What's with you, kid?

Thank you.

Can I buy you a drink?

Come on, Alfred, you know the rule.

We all buy our own.

Yeah, I know... I know the rule.

But, um, I'd like... I'd like to buy you a drink.

Let me hold him.

Ooh!

He jumped.

Hi, cutie.

Mr. grand pooh-bah, sir...

My, uh, apologies for the gross misbehavior

of my colleague.

Uh, Ingrid, a steiner for the grand impotate.

That's damn big of you, kid.

Thanks a bunch.

Where's... where's George?

What happened to George?!

I'm sorry, I dropped him.

What?!

I dropped George.

Oh, no!

George!

George!

George!

A special for his eminence.

As a token of our friendship and esteem...

Your wizardship.

That's damn big of you.

Your next round's on me.

Jesus Christ, it's a rat!

Time to go, kiddies.

Get 'em!

Get 'em!

George!

Get 'em!

You'll pay for this, you freaks!

Woo-hoo!

Go, go, go!

Let's play the game!

You're on.

Greg!

Get in.

I thought I was with you.

Just get in!

I'm gonna call your headmistress about this!

Don't forget your numbers.

I go first.

I'm second!

Third!

Fourth!

And you're last, Greg!

And 20 bucks says you got no balls.

Just watch me, asshole.

Go!

Remember, you scumbag, that's 20 bucks... cash!

Whoo-ha!

Whoo!

Fuck it!

No!

No, Greg, no!

Stop the car!

It's too high!

Mother!

He made it!

Let go of me, Virginia!

For Christ's sake, we made it!

No, stop!

Stop it!

You'll kill yourself!

Hold on to her!

Virginia!

Come back!

Ginnie, come back!

Virginia!

Greg, unbelievable jump, man!

What's wrong with Virginia?

You dumb shit, you could've killed her!

You're the one that shoved her in my car!

I'd like to break your neck.

Ann!

Just ease up a little, okay?

She's new!

She never played before!

Maybe we should go after her.

She's okay.

She just lives over there.

Okay, let's go.

What happened to Steve?

He chickened out.

He's on the other side of the bridge.

Yeah, hey, that nimrod owes me 20 bucks.

Mother, I miss you so much.

You'd be proud of me now, mother.

All the kids like me.

I'm even one of the top 10.

We go everywhere together.

W-who's out there?

Aaah!

You.

I'll walk you home.

No, Etienne, it's just over there.

I-I'll be f-fine.

I know where it is.

Etienne, I said I'll be fine!

Virginia?

Yes, daddy.

I was worried.

Where were you?

I was just out with Ann and the other kids.

Honey... this is not the kind of night for running around.

Virginia...

Yes, daddy?

Honey... have you been over there again?

I don't know why it bothers you so much.

Ginnie, I thought we agreed to...

No, we didn't agree! You told me what to do!

I don't even have the right to go visit

my own mother's grave!

Ginnie, Ginnie, Ginnie, please.

I'm so sorry.

Daddy, please don't be angry with me.

You can't live in the past, honey.

Daddy, I have to remember.

David says until I stop repressing what happened,

I-I won't be completely cured.

He says I'm progressing very quickly.