Please Put Them On, Takamine-san (履いてください、鷹峰さん)

Takamine Takane is the goddess of our school.

1st place Takane Takamine

Top rankings of the semester final examinations .

2nd place Shinyama Junji

Top of the class in both academics and sports.

On top of that, she's also so charismatic that she was voted president

of the student council as a first-year.

If you were to place her on a school-wide ranking,

she'd be the only one even higher than the top:

a goddess.

On the other hand, I...

Shirota Koushi, am...

Oh, sorry, Shirota.

I was using your seat. You need it?

Oh, no, it's fine.

The table will be happier if it's actually being used.

Rock bottom in both academics and sports.

I have no friends and basically nobody knows I exist.

It's egregious to even compare myself to her,

but the president and I are like chalk and cheese,

or apples and oranges...

The one and only thing we have in common is that we have always gone to the same schools.

With that said, she's always been a child prodigy,

so she's never really interacted with a failure like myself.

From where I stand, she's so far outside my league

that I never even considered becoming friends with her,

let alone anything beyond that.

Until this moment...

I never even dreamed that a loser like me...

could ever end up in a special relationship with her.

You are to become my closet.

Become my closet.

What's the next period?

Ah, I guess we're getting our math test back.

I bet I did terribly again.

Who's that?

This is supposed to be off-limits outside of class.

The president?

What is she doing here?

Sh-She's changing?!

Wait, what are you looking at, you idiot?!

That would make me an actual peeping tom!

Even if she's the one who's changing!

The most beautiful girl at school!

Only human failures peep!

I must not look I must not look I must not loo—

N-No bra?!

Did she forget to put it on?

No, there's no way she'd mess up like that.

Wait wait wait, never mind that...

I accidentally saw!

The president's... the school's hottest person's...

boobs!

It makes me a human failure...

but I saw them!

But why did the president do that there?

And... she hadn't been wearing a bra...

A bra...

Sit down.

I'll return your tests now.

Itou.

Ouji.

Kimura.

Shirota.

Suzuki.

Soejima.

Assessment - Mathematics II

ta Koushi

Yes!

I've never gotten a score this high!

That means I somehow only failed one subject!

Next, Takamine.

Yes.

That is rare. You didn't get 100%.

That's rare.

I guess even she makes mistakes.

That really is rare.

Actually, that means

the legend of her never getting a score lower than 100 has ended.

This is kind of a big deal.

Please forgive me,

but could this be a grading mistake?

I'm sorry,

but that's not the case.

Well, even Homer sometimes nods.

I see.

Huh?

B-Butt?!

Her butt?!

I-It looks soft.

Wait, no!

Why is she showing her butt in class?!

ta. Shirota!

H-Huh?

Where's the butt?!

Come get your test.

Test?

I just got it...

What?

Weird. Maybe I dozed off...

Of course.

Only in a dream would I get a score as high as 52%...

Assessment - Mathematics II

ta Koushi

It wasn't a dream?!

Suzuki.

What's this called again?

Soejima.

Deja vu?

Somiya.

That means the president gets her 98% after this and...

Next is...

As expected, Takamine.

Full marks again.

What?!

No, that wasn't a dream or deja vu.

I'm sure she got 98%!

And...

that moment was also too real to be a dream.

But, now that I think about it,

her changing in a place like that was also strange.

Today's just full of weird, unthinkable things!

Or so I feel.

They say let sleeping dogs lie, but...

I just need to know!

Student Council Room

Yes?

Pardon the interruption!

Oh, Shirota-kun.

Can I help you?

So, uhm...

I'm completely aware that what I'm saying is weird,

but I feel like I saw

you get a 98 on the math test...

What you just said...

Have you told anyone else?

N-No, I haven't told anyone.

I see. I was being watched.

I can't believe I didn't realize that.

Well, I wasn't watching, really.

I just happened to see the score...

It's not about the test.

You saw them, right?

My breasts, in the PE equipment room.

Please Put Them On,

Takamine-san

Please Put Them On,

Takamine-san

You saw them, right?

My breasts, in the PE equipment room.

She noticed that I was peeping?!

I, no, that was...

Oh well.

Attacking you won't do anything.

Let's have a constructive conversation.

Have a seat wherever you want.

Would mineral water be all right with you?

Uh, y-yes.

What does she mean? Constructive conversation?

Is she going to decide how heavy my punishment is?!

This isn't going to get me expelled, is it?

S-Sorry!

Did I get you wet?!

I'll wipe it up right away!

What are you so flustered for?

I told you I won't attack you.

Actually, this is a good opportunity.

Pay close attention.

Huh?!

Wh-What are you doing?!

kun.

Shirota-kun?

What?

Did you notice?

Y-Yes. I'm sorr—

Wait, what?!

Why are you wet?

What do you mean, why?

You're the one who got me wet.

B-Bu-But... what?!

Now, don't just stand there. Wipe me down.

I'm going to catch a cold.

Especially my breasts.

You really soaked them.

Focus on wiping them.

Y-Yes.

The president's boobs...

What is going on?

Am I going to die today?

By the way, don't you notice something other than my body being wet?

Wait, what?!

Did I do more than get water on you?!

So slow.

Look.

This.

Surely you can tell from the sensation, can't you?

Now tell me what you notice.

S-So soft.

Incorrect!

You have zero observational powers.