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Woman: You know, when i first discovered the lump

I just knew it was something, you know?

Even though the doctor told me I had fibrous breasts.

Yeah, a double mastectomy later,

I learned how to trust my gut.

Maura: That's terrifying.

You know, it was really hard, you know.

I was sick as a dog.

But enough about me.

They lopped off my tits. So what, right?

Mm. Do you want a showery or a bathy?

Are you a showery or a bathy?

I'm a showery.

I used to be a showery.

But I... I'm becoming a bathy.

Okay, um...

Are you comfortable sharing a room? I am.

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm NATO.

What is NATO?

Not attached to outcome.

Well, that's very pretty.

What is this?

It's a bracelet.

Is that real turquoise?

It is.

Thank you.

Here.

Want to spoon?

Am I the spooner or the spoonee?

You're the spoonee.

That's good.

You like to be spooned?

I do.

Your heart's beating pretty fast.

Is this rude?

No, it's good.

Trespassers.

- Sarah: Ha, ha. - Get in.

Come on, it's so warm.

You guys high?

Not anymore.

Sarah: Come in, come in, come in.

All right.

Ready?

- Fuck, that hurt! - Did that hurt?

- Did it? - Oh, my god!

You guys think that the beginning of the end of the pfeffermans

was, like, the day we stopped swimming in this pool?

There was an actual day?

It was like a summer.

I remember that.

That was the summer I got my period.

And I was wearing maxi pads.

And I wanted to come in with you guys but I wouldn't.

And then, like, two months later, the, um...

The, uh, pool guy quit.

Unrelated to your period.

Yes, unrelated to my period.

Why would it be related to my period?

Sounded like it was related.

No. It was a coincidence.

The pool guy quits.

Then the pool fills up with leaves,

and goes fully leafy for two whole years.

- Well... - Because no one will scoop it.

Ali: Yeah, the bottom got all gray and green and brown.

- And copper. - Sarah: It was, like, slick.

You could slide on it.

Oh, my god, doesn't this feel amazing?

I actually do feel like i kind of turned a corner

out there in the woods.

I'm thinking that, I don't know,

maybe I'm just gonna, like, look into religion,

god or get my goddess on.

- - No, seriously.

I'm actually thinking about, like,

looking into judaism more,

and finding out, you know, my spiritual mojo.

Oh, judaism.

Just, you know...

You gotta promise me...

What?

What?

No Raquel.

Not Raquel.

Guys. Tea party.

Tea party, tea party, tea party.

- Tea party. - Okay. Ready?

- Ready? -

Ooh.

- Vickie. - Yeah?

I don't know what to do.

What would you like?

I'm not sure.

You want to see me?

What about this? On or off?

Uh, off.

- Off. Okay. - No, no, no, no.

- On. - Okay.

For now, on.

Yes.

Oh, god! My god!

Man: I love where the rock wall takes you.

You notice all the extra spaces.

You guys, I just realized

that this is the first time

that we're all single at the same time.

Since, like, I don't... forever.

Oh, my god.

- We should, uh... - That's so weird.

We should all get married in a thrupple.

Incest is best, yo.

Will you help me take care of my kids?

Woman: I could not have got a... A better space for myself.

I like this, too. Who'd have thought of that?

Man: Sure, I mean, i really was feeling, like,

one of the most important things that we could use this space for...

Can I have this?

Please.

Woman: I want to start doing work right now.

Man: And all your medical books

would be stored on the bookshelf.

In fact, there's a ton of storage space.

See, under... under here...

Woman: Oh, I see that.

Man: Right, so you have nice little storage area

here in the ottoman.

Bring it inside. Open up this big panel...

I had this recurring dream

that I have a finite amount of time.

It's like I have one hour,

and in that hour I have to say goodbye to someone I love

who is about to die,

and I have to say it perfectly.

Because it's so important.

And every time I look at the clock,

the clock ticks forward one more minute,

and that is one minute that I have lost.

I don't even know who it is

it might be my mom. I have no idea.

What's she like?

- My mom? - Yeah.

My mo...

I haven't seen my mom in a while.

I mean, I'm embarrassed to say.

Go on, say.

I haven't seen my mom in three years.

Was it because she didn't support your transition or...

No, it was different things.

I mean...

She's never seen me...

As maura.

Would you come with me?

To see my mom?

I, uh...

Going to see peoples' parents is just...

It's too intimate.

I'm not... I'm not ready for that right now.

I get that.

I admire that.

Boundaries, right?

- Yep. - We need boundaries.

And you have some great boundaries.

They're hot.

You have hot boundaries.

- Yeah. - Woman: It was iconic.

Woman: Yeah, it was bi... It was bionic.

- Leslie: It's was bionic. - Woman: Fucking bionic, yeah.

It was, it was... sprout.

Hey.

Howdy.

See you guys later.

Come on in.

- You're late. - I'm sorry.

Drop your shit.

Get on your knees.

Pull that up.

This'll do.

Thanks.

Oh, hip.

Easier than dealing with cash.