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Good morning. Did you have any dreams?

Mm-mmm.

I never remember my dreams.

You have plans today?

Uh-uh.

Don't think I don't notice.

You coming and going

and Trotskying all over the place.

Staying out all night.

I stayed at my friend's.

I can come and go as I please.

I'm not asking to be Velcroed to your hip.

I just think it would be nice to go out together in public

every once in a while.

Do I make you happy?

You do.

I told you everybody would have wacky hair except us.

Uh, no. Actually, you were worried that no one would.

So you made me wash it out and then put it back

and then wash it out again.

Because you only had one dumb barrette

and silver spray that hurt my eyes.

All right, well, I have the moose ears and the crown,

if you wanna wear the moose ears and the crown.

It's just a stupid hat. It's not stupid hat day.

- Okay. - You're the worst...

- Thank you. Bye. Thank you. - Stuart, nice.

- Come, like, around six? - Poppy?

- Yeah? - Hi. Good morning.

Um, regarding Wacky Hair Day. The thing is,

kids are naturally anxious about their appearance

just really on any given day,

so to disrupt the routine, you know,

a routine that some of us are barely hanging on to

just to get them dressed and out the door and get the snack made

and get the lunch made and get the sunscreen on

and get them in the car and get them here on time,

and then you, kind of, add this, um, lunatic

wacky hair wrench into the works...

- Sarah, are you okay? - Uh, no.

No. I...

I'm a single parent now.

- And I don't... - Okay. Come on.

I don't know how anybody does anything.

I know how hard it is, okay?

Spirit Week is a wonderful but intense time

for all of us.

Pajama Day, Favorite Superhero Day,

- the "Gayla," it's... - Oh, fuck. The Gala.

- "Gayla." - The Gala.

What's up, dude? Oh!

- Hey. - Sorry. Uh...

- No, it's okay. - Do your thing.

- I'll be right out. - Okay. Yeah.

I just busted Colton, and he was, like, praying,

like, all on his knees with his hands clasped.

It was like one of those Precious Moments figurines in there.

That's a way to do it.

It was a little embarrassing.

I pray.

Right. Of course.

Um, you are a rabbi.

And you, um... You do that?

I guess...

At my old house, I had, like, a cushion,

and I just kind of...

had a special place,

and I made it a point every morning

- and evening, and... - Do you have an area here?

No.

- No, I've been slacking off. - Slacking?

We gotta get you, like, a setup

with a cushion and the whole thing, right?

I'm... Yeah, 'cause I guess I'm not

an on-your-knees kind of a gal.

- Hey, what's up? - We were just talking

about how awesome it is that you have a spiritual practice,

- and how I have one as well. - Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, I mean, the both of you guys.

I'm, like, the heathen up in this house.

- No, you're not. - Please don't say that.

You're a spiritual person. You just don't have

- a practice... - A practice. Yeah.

That's personal.

What kind of stuff do you pray about?

Oh, I pray for you guys, for the pregnancy, obviously,

um, my family back in Overland Park,

and Rita a lot.

Recently, ever since I moved in with you guys,

I don't know, something hasn't been sitting right with her.

Um...

- All right, let's do this. - Yeah, okay.

- Let's do this! - All right.

The people in my group at the LGBT center,

they say that you have to have a letter

if you're gonna physically...

We don't need that anymore.

Oh, I didn't know that.

Well, that's progress.

I'd like to begin you on a low dose

of a testosterone blocker.

- Not the Lupron? - Yes, well, yes.

Because Medicare might not cover Lupron.

I have Blue Cross. I have a PPO.

I gave them... that person at the desk.

Okay, then.

Are you sexually active?

Yes, somewhat.

I mean, I would like...

- I want to do more. - Okay.

What kind of sex are you having? Do you top or bottom?

I really... Actually, Doctor,

I don't understand... the sexual position...

What does that have to do with my health?

Hormone treatment may prevent you from sustaining an erection.

- I didn't know that. - Do you plan on getting breasts?

Two, please.

Do you plan on undergoing gender reassignment surgery?

I'm gonna have to get back to you on that one.

Mrs. Pfefferman, do yourself a favor

and get to know your body.

Cute nose.

Say we live together when we're old

at a place like this...

It's not as depressing as it seems...

Bunks or side-by-side?

- Bunks. - What?

- I want the bottom. - Okay.

Hi. Hi, Rose.

Hi, it's Ali.

Your granddaughter Ali.

We haven't seen each other in a really long time.

Rose, do you remember me?

Gershon.

You're here.

- Yeah! - Whoo!

Told you about that!

So, look, I was thinking about what you said

this morning about Rita and stuff.

I was thinking we should have her over for dinner.

We can, like, make her a part of our bigger family, right?

Yeah.

- That'd be good? - Yeah. Yeah.

So they say the first step is asking for help,

so help.

I'm just like... I've never really seen a rab...

I'm not really usually into the whole rabbi thing.

'Cause it's, like, mostly guys with beards that creep me out,

but, I don't know, you're cool.

Cool rabbi.

There's so much stuff going on at school.

And every time I go there, I wanna go hide in a corner.

- Yeah. - It's like I am family-less

so they don't know what to do with me.

Don't care about those moms.

Everyone feels like they're on the outside.

Not just you.

You're happy.

How did you get to be so happy?

- I'm not happy all the time. - You seem pretty happy.

Like, every time I see you, you're pretty...

I'm as confused and complicated as any other person.

- Really? - Yes.

You're like so...

Just go, just easy.

I mean, I can just talk to you as...

as, like, a friend right now and not...

Yeah! Oh, my God! Please.

Rita...

- No, I mean, it's like... - No, I'm sorry.

- I got a Rita in my life. - Yeah, of course.

And it's becoming very obvious that,

if...

we want Colton,

which he does,

which we do,

then we're also going to get Rita.

What do you mean?

You said he was already giving us that date.

Jesus. Yeah. Okay.

Speak to you Monday.

Fucking judges. So fucking judgmental.

- Sorry. - No.

Let me know if you need anything else.

Orrin, can you just leave it open?

I'm gonna have another sunser

and, um, and one for, um...

- the lawyer is it? - Oh!

- 'Cause I think, um... - Thank you.

You need something. You need a little relief.

I do.

- I do. Thank you. - You're very welcome.

What kind of lawyer are you?

Uh, probate.

- Oh. - You? You an attorney?

No, but I follow the law to a "T".

You have a nice laugh.

- Oh. - Here you go.

- Here. Cheers. - Cheers.

- To a better day. - Thank you.