Waking

Hi.

Tag, you're it.

Oh, sh--

Hey.

Hey, I'm driving this gigantic truck I just got.

Come out to the curb.

Yeah, I'm already on the curb.

I'll see you in a sec.

Can't believe this is the last of it already.

Yup.

So you want me to use the truck to drop you off at work?

You need the truck for the last bit of the stuff, right?

Yeah, but what if your car doesn't start again?

That won't happen, but if it does, I'll ride my bike.

The truck is a gift to you.

Oh?

You deserve a gift. You're starting work tomorrow.

Well, it's just another dog training client.

Yeah, well, you'll find something else soon.

Yeah, I just feel like I'm taking a step backwards training people's dogs again.

I'm sorry, it's--it's not your fault.

Well, technically no.

Well, I mean, I guess I'd be more excited

if I felt like you were more excited that I came back.

Hold on.

We're re-doing the phone call.

What?

Here, you're in Chicago, I'm in L.A., you're telling me you're moving.

All right.

Aren't you gonna answer?

Never on the first ring.

Hello?

Hi. It's me.

Hey, kind of a bad time.

Did you have something you wanted to tell me?

Yes.

I miss you and I'm moving back.

I'm leaving my job.

That is exciting news.

I can't wait.

I love you.

I can't wait for you to be here.

Thank you. I

believe you.

Good.

All right, now we can drive.

Okay, 'cause that was ridiculous.

Everything in my brain tells me that she doesn't deserve a second chance.

You know, but it's my mom,

it's like something in my gut tells me I just

need to make up with her and start over. I can't shake it.

Harry, try to think of your gut instincts as you, on your death bed, um,

sending a message back in time.

You can-- It's okay.

You can argue with your instincts all you want,

you can try to outthink them but in the end,

you're only gonna hurt yourself if you don't at least acknowledge them.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Harry, we're really on to something.

No, no, I know we are, but if you're gonna show up late,

you at least gotta shower or something.

I mean, you look like you got TB.

Sorry, I just-- I had to ride my bike here.

My car wouldn't start and I was moving somebody this morning.

Moving? Are you a moving guy or a shrink?

He was helping my daughter move.

He's been a good boyfriend.

They've been together for seven years.

Six years.

Six years.

That's exciting.

Yeah, I just I didn't realize that when I was

letting you sit in on my therapy sessions

that I pay for that that it was a family thing.

How are you doing with your night terrors?

I just didn't realize that he's here because he's humping your daughter.

Excuse me.

Dude!

Whoa!

Watch where you're going! You almost killed me!

Are you okay?

Yeah, no, I'm fine, just kind of rolled the knee a little.

Here.

I will give you the kind of moral support

that only a stranger can provide to you, while I wait. While you wait.

Well-well, thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm Johnny Knoxville, by the way.

It's nice to meet you, Johnny.

Ben actually.

So, Ben, are you always this uncoordinated

or is it like a Clark Kent kind of thing

where it's an act to cover up your superpowers?

Yeah, actually that's exactly what it is.

Yeah?

Yeah. Yeah, I used to do the glasses thing, you know,

but then I just started amping up the number of times

I throw myself off moving objects every day.

I like that.

Actually, I was kind of distracted.

I was watching this girl read a book over by that tree.

I do have pretty good book reading skills though so, thanks for noticing.

You should see me dunk, really good.

Really? Like basketball?

Yeah.

Wow.

Hmm. How tall are you?

You don't believe me?

I'm good, I'm really good. I play every day.

Okay.

They're naming the courts after me.

-Really? What, these courts? -Yeah,

yeah. Nadia's Courts of Wonder.

Hmm, okay. I can buy that.

Wow. Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

Look at that.

Started right up, I didn't even do nothing, I looked at it.

Of course it starts now, I have nowhere to go.

You're still gonna get me courtside tickets for Friday's game?

Why? Why would I do that?

I just fixed your car.

You fixed nothing, you looked at it.

I looked right at it!

That-- you know--

And it works.

Looking at it counts for nothing, sorry.

I'm a Jedi.

No, you can do that on your own dime. You did nothing but look.

Whatev. How'd, uh, move-in day go?

Good, went well. Except for me having to convince her

that I'm actually happy about her moving back.

Ouch.

What?

You got that girl's number at the park, didn't you?

What? No.

Ben?

What?

I'm gonna tell your mother.

I've met her, I've met your mom, she loves me.

She'll believe anything I say.

There's nothing to tell. I didn't get her number.

I'm--I'm a happily girlfriended man.

You talked to her for five solid minutes.

I'm sure she was just hideous.

I don't know.

A beast.

She very well could have been.

Could have looked like you for all I know.

You wish.

Oh, dude, did you show her the magic trick?

No, I did not try the magic trick. I don't care--

Why not?

I don't care if it works. I'm not doing--I'm not--

It always works.

I'm not becoming that guy.

It works every time.

What works?

Start it?

Uh, yeah, seems to be.

It was working just fine until you showed up.

Good to know.

So you'll take it in tomorrow?

I still don't know why you didn't just call me for a ride to work, man, I'm like--

How are you gonna give me a ride?

You barely fit on your moped.

Okay, Amy, you're obviously bad luck.

Get 50 feet from the premises.

Ben,

let's start this car. We can do this, go team.

Okay.

[car engine starting sound]

You don't deserve this bike.

Someone should take this bike away from you.

Hey!

Uh.

You okay?

Uh, um, I'm okay.

Well, you know, I'm pretty good at making people forget about their bad dreams.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

What is that-- is that your superpower?

Superpower?

Yeah, well, are you the nightmare destroyer?

Uh, all right, I guess.