Critters Attack!

Drea, did you see that?

Drea.

What is it?

I think it was an alien spaceship.

Don't be weird, Phillip.

I'm not being weird. Come down here and see.

It was headed towards the park.

It's probably just, like, a plane flying low or something.

Oh! I think there may be two.

Hello?

Drea!

Turn that thing down right now.

Uncle lew.

Hey, Phillip. Hi.

Did the ufo pass by your office last night?

Ufo?

Unidentified flying object.

Yeah, I know what ufo means.

You do know aliens don't exist, right?

Yes, they do. And they're here.

Really? Yeah. Look.

The ufo started on its way to the park.

Well, actually, I think there's two of them.

What, two little green guys or two ships?

Were they butt-naked? If they're butt-naked, it's quite funny.

Phillip, I'm just messing with you, man.

Phillip, I'm just messing... Phillip.

Drea.

Come on. You gotta keep the music down in the mornings.

- I mean, I work night shift. - Yep, got it.

Hey, what's wrong?

Everything's fine. I just gotta get to work.

Drea.

What's wrong?

I thought I got into Leroy, but I didn't, so...

Aw, jeez.

I got walitlisted again, so I thought, "this is it."

But, no, not happening, so...

Men.

Who needs those fancy colleges anyways?

I mean, I didn't go to any college.

Yeah, you always say that.

I'm only trying to help you, but sometimes you're so...

Please, uncle Lewis, I'm not in the mood to argue with you right now.

I've really gotta get to work.

I'll try again next year. It'll be fine. Please.

Okay, before you go to work, can I give you some advice?

You can get into any college you want.

I know you want to go to Leroy 'cause your mom went there.

No. No, that is not the only reason I want to go...

Let me finish, all right?

Your mom was very smart. You are very smart.

She was able to get a scholarship to go to Leroy, and you weren't.

Sometimes, smarts just aren't enough.

Sometimes, it's, like, people you know in the world.

Right.

Okay, well, thanks for the pep talk.

- You drive safe. - Thanks.

Please move back, officer. I don't want to roll over your foot.

- "Step away from the car." - Yeah, that.

Whatever you guys say.

Crites.

Hey, where'd you learn to do that?

Uh, I just kinda figured it out, I guess.

Plus, we have the best blades in the business.

Best blades, huh?

Oh, and YouTube videos.

Oh!

You know, I got my own YouTube channel.

That's cool. I'll try to check it out sometime.

I just got some new merch for my online store.

Outdoor Dougie stress ball.

- Hey, drea. - Hey.

I need you to deliver this.

What happened to Kevin?

He took off with a delivery last night.

- And I never heard from him. - Sounds like Kevin.

Hey, I thought you might enjoy this delivery, drea.

It's your dream place.

Yeah, where is that?

Oh, boy.

- Drea. - Hi, Shawn.

Wow.

You finally taking me up on that personalized tour?

We can get into any building on campus you want.

Oh, wow. I mean, I'd love to but I'm just here to make a delivery,

and then I gotta head back to work, so, bummer.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't have to sign in, do I?

Oh, um...

No, no, it's fine.

I know you.

Hey, did you get a chance to listen to that cassette?

Oh.

Yes, I love it.

I, uh... I don't know how it's not in my player right now.

It's crazy.

Got it.

Right?

You're hitting it.

You're really hitting it.

You're really hitting those notes.

- I can't believe you really love it. - Yeah.

You know, I wrote all those pieces myself.

Wow. Yeah, it is something.

Do you want to hear it live?

I'm sorry, what?

Yeanh.

I always come prepared.

Wow, okay. You know, I'm good with this one right here.

I gotta go drop this food off, though.

I don't want to keep the customer waiting, so...

- Drive safe now. - All right, thanks. Have a great one.

- You too. Bye. - Bye.

Oh, my god.

Hi, mommy.

Where is this?

Leroy hall.

Leroy university we stand tall

Leroy university will not fall

there's no university that we can't handle

and that's...

- And that's the Leroy way. - Oh, my god.

Now, don't be embarrassed.

That was a lovely rendition of the Leroy fight song.

- Hello. - Hey.

Hi. Okay. Uh, sorry.

I have some Sushi here for...

- Gregory sax. - Yeah, that's you.

I believe you're looking for me.

I've been looking for you, yeah.

You take card, right?

No.

Okay. Cash?

Mmm-hmm. That's all we take.

Okay. If you come with me, I can get some cash from inside,

- and we can... - I'd love to come with you.

Okay. Just this way.

- My mom actually went to this school. - Really?

Yeah, but only for one semester

'cause then she got pregnant with me, so...

I guess you can kinda say I ruined her plans.

Oh, come on. I'm sure you didn't ruin anything.

Yeah, I'm just messing.

Well, she should come back and finish up, though.

I saw older people in a few of my classes last year,

so she'll be fine.

- She died two years ago, so... - Oh, god.

- No, no, no. It's fine. - I am so sorry.

I'm gonna go to school here one day.

It's just, I just got my second rejection letter.

But you know what they say, "third time's the charm.

- Yeah, I bet it will be. - Sorry.

Sorry, we've got a few more flights to go.

I'm sure somebody's gonna have cash for you.

Oh, yeah. For sure. No worries.

Hey, what do you think, Mandy?

Mmm, yeah, looks good.

You didn't even look at it.

Wait, what is this font?

- I thought you liked it. - Hey, Mandy!

You got any cash for, um...

Sorry, what was your name again?

- It's, uh... - Drea.

Oh.

What, you ordered from this place before or...

- No. - That'll be, uh, $16.40.

Okay. Great.

Well, you two can, um, do your little...

- You do have cash on you, right? - Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeanh.

Jeez, I feel like I haven't seen you in a long time.

So I'm just gonna...

Hug you.

Okay. Yeah.

Well, you got into our dream school, and I didn't,

so there's that.

Are you and, like...

Oh, yeah. We're...

- Cool. It's cool. - Yeah.

Did you hear back about your admissions for this year?

- Yeah, it's a no for me again, so... - Oh.

Well, the head of the history department is looking to fill a job position.

You think getting a job here would really help me with admissions?

Yeah, totally. Here.

Her name is professor Lacy.

You'd have to start tomorrow, though.

That's perfect. I'm off tomorrow. Yes, please.

Okay. Cool.

I'll give her a call and let her know that she'll see you tomorrow.

Thanks, Mandy. This is really, really nice of you.

Oh, um...

I appreciate it more than you know, like.

Yeah, the job, it's...

Well, it's babysitting her kids.

- Babysitting? - Yeah, but professor...

Yeah, no. I'm too old to be babysitting.

What, is this a joke?