Rosehaven

Nothing.

Good start.

Ooh.

Thank you.

Hmm?

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Mmm. - Good?

- Emma? - Daniel?

Can I just say...

you look fat and your dress is terrible.

- So, you look great. - Thank you.

- I got you something. - Oh, thank you.

- A... necklace? - A locket.

Look inside.

- It's you. - Yeah.

Okay, two things.

Thank you, um, and I don't want it.

Because it's a necklace? Grow up.

- No. - Men can wear necklaces.

Yeah, but not with a photo of their best friend in a love heart.

- What's Josh gonna think? - He has my real heart.

Eww.

- Listen, you're going overseas. - Tasmania.

- Your mum's dying. - Having a minor back operation.

You're gonna run her business and you're terrible at business.

Am I? Because she's asked for my help and she's never done that before

so she must think I've got some skills, hm.

I just don't think you've prepared yourself

- for how this is gonna affect you. - What?

Missing me.

I'm not gonna miss someone spewing in my dishwasher.

Well, you shouldn't have left it open.

You're right. I was... I was asking for it.

- You're acting really ungrateful. - Sorry.

- It was just a little weird, is all. - You know what? Give it back.

- No, give it back. You don't want it. - No, no, no, no.

- You obviously don't want it. - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm being silly. It is the best.

- Thank you. - So are you gonna wear it?

Yeah.

- You put on a locket. - Okay.

I'm getting married, I'm not going to war, you idiot.

I thought there was a trap.

We gotta go.

Okay.

I just need your help with something first.

This is nice.

Are you peeing?

I think so.

You're being a really great bridesmaid.

Do I have to do this at the wedding, as well?

- If you want to. - No.

Okay, I'm finished.

Well, what do we do now?

I dunno.

Remember, you're not just in charge of a business,

you're in charge of you.

The past is a picture. Now is a mirror.

The future is a blank canvas.

You could draw a lion, that's you as a lion.

Danny McCallum?

It's Daniel.

- Thought it was you. Welcome back. - Sergeant Hardwick?

Yeah. Oh, Greg, please. You're an adult now.

Remember I used to do talks at your school?

Uhh... yeah, bullying.

Stop bringing it on yourself.

Very powerful.

Never seemed to work with you, though, Danny.

Kids loved to bully ya. Especially my son.

Sorry about Bruce.

It's probably just... just the red hair.

No, I don't think so.

So, what happened? You couldn't hack it on the mainland?

Uh, well, actually, I've come to, uh,

fill in for my mum at the real estate agency.

- Barbara? - Yeah.

Ohh. Big shoes to fill.

I used to try my mum's shoes as a kid, so...

Ah, you wear your mother's shoes?

Not anymore.

Anyway, good to see you.

Yeah, yeah, look, uh, I'll let ya go. We'll grab a beer sometime.

Definitely, definitely. See ya later.

Sorry, did you want to get the beer now or...?

Uh, no, no. I...

forgot to give you your ticket.

You were speeding back there.

I'll see ya later.

_

Hello.

Hi, uh, Mrs Marsh. It's... it's me. Daniel.

I know. I used to babysit you.

Yeah, I know. It's... it's been, like, 10 years.

I've been... How are you?

Good. Good.

You've had a haircut.

Yeah, I've had heaps.

Anyway, good to see you.

Office looks... good.

Is Mum around?

Nope.

Oh, do you mind if I get that? I'm keen to get started.

Thank you for choosing McCallum Real Estate. This is Daniel.

Uh, Daniel.

Uh, Barbara's son.

Uh, no, no. Barbara's not here.

Um, is there anything I can do for you?

Hey!

- Hi. - You took your time.

Yeah, sorry. Uh, Terry. Daniel.

Don't worry about that.

- Open the bloody door! - Yes. Of course.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

What?!

What have you done?

Hi. I'm sorry, uh... who are you?

We live here.

Right. Uh, I... I assumed the place was empty.

Terry reckons because he's the landlord

he can just come in whenever he wants and use the bathroom.

I'm sorry, what?

- I caught him having a shower once. - Hm.

I had to throw out my loofah.

Yeah, we had his key taken away and you bloody let him in again.

How'd you get a key?

Uh, no, sorry. I'm, uh... I'm Barbara's son. I'm Daniel.

I'm the new real estate agent.

Whew. That was close.

You can't keep doing this, Terry.

It's my house.

Yeah. You don't live here anymore.

Well, tell him.

Terry, don't you have your own toilet?

On the other side of town but, uh, I fish down the road.

Where else am I supposed to go?

The bushes?

For number twos? Get real.

Terry, on the lease agreement it states you can't enter the property

without giving the tenants proper notice.

- I'm the landlord. - Yes...

I let them stay here out of the... goodness of my heart.

Oh, we pay rent, Terry.

I can't use my own toilet?

- He pisses on the seat. - It's my seat.

I'm changing the bloody locks.

- Uh, no, no, it's... - I'll break a window.

I don't care because they're my windows.

- Okay, well... - Smash a window and I'll smash you!

Guys.

- I feel another one coming on. - No, Terry.

- Don't even think about it. - Babe. Babe!

Uh...

- Stop, Terry! - Um, sorry, if you just...

Terry! Get off him!

Hello? Uh... guys... if you could just...

- Terry! - Listen for one second. Uh...

All of ya, shut up!

Hi, Mum.

Um...

Thanks for your help in there.

You're not even supposed to be in the office until tomorrow.

Well, I was just trying to let someone into their house.

How was I supposed to know he's...?

You shouldn't have gone off without me.

Is your back okay?

Fine.

- Ya eaten? - Uh, no.

- Just head home. - I'll see ya there tonight.

Love you.

Did I tell you I was thinking about buying a mountain bike?

Yes.

Good.

I wasn't sure if I had... told you.

Looking forward to starting tomorrow.

I've got a few ideas...

You're just covering while I have the operation.

- Yeah, but I just want to... - Your job is to answer the phone

and make sure we don't have any ants in the kitchenette.

Yeah, I know, but if I'm gonna be taking over one day I wanna...

That's funny, I don't remember asking you to take over.

Do you have any other children I'm not aware of?

Daniel, I just need you to answer the phone and babysit.

No surprises.

Fine.

Oh, thank God!

The last three houses I went to thought I was a stripper-gram.

- Is this where you grew up? - What are you...?

Wow. It looks so great. Oh!

Um, Em, what are you doing here?

Oh, Tasmania had a particularly nice weather forecast this week.

- Hello. - Aren't you supposed to be in Bali?

I'm fine, thank you. Are you gonna introduce me?

Um, Mum, this is Emma.

Um, she's... visiting.

Emma, this is my mum, Barbara.

Daniel's told me a lot about you over the years.

Oh, it's all lies.

I certainly hope so.

Are you masturbating?