Beforeigners (Fremvandrerne)

We are the Ben Dover girls!

Madde, tell us what's going on.

We're going to fake a timeigration.

Okay, so we're going out to sea. Madde will swim to the Opera house,

and people will think she's a Stone Age woman.

Next, I'll go to Joe & the Juice and order a smoothie in Stone Ageish.

Isn't that risky? What if the Coast Guard shows up?

You saw what the Frienemies girls did.

We have to go all in if we want to win the cover name contest.

- It's going to be awesome! - Yeah, fucking awesome!

Wait! I have something.

- Fuck! Did you steal that from dad? - Yes, I did!

Madde!

Ben Dover!

Bros! Bros! Bros!

Okay, Madde! This is it! Do it!

Jump right in!

And we're rolling in ten, nine, eight...

seven, six, five, four...

three, two, one...

Shit!

Is it cold? Madde?

The current's really strong!

- I'm cramping up! - Take my hand!

You guys are so fucking gullible.

- Typical. - Every time.

Start the engine. You have to film me walking ashore.

This is going to be awesome.

What the hell was that?

- Shit! - What the hell was that?

Madde! Where's Madde?

- Where the fuck is she? - I don't know!

Madde?

- Madde! - Answer us!

- She's drowning! - Call an ambulance!

No, Ingrid!

Why did you throw out my hanging fish?

Why do you think? It smells like shit!

ODIN LIVES

THE ANSWER LIES IN JESUS

The victim was found this morning by a hiker.

He's probably been here for a while before he was found.

Yeah, that's definitely our man. Navn Ukjent.

- Are you okay? - What?

Emotional reactions are normal the first time at a crime scene.

It's fine. Have you found the spear?

The spear?

Yes! Or...

I think we can conclude that this man was shot, Alfhildr.

Yes, we can.

But that's about all we know. The bullets went straight through.

If we can't find the location of the shooting, we've got nothing.

He wasn't shot here?

He's got bruises on his knees and elbows.

He seems to have crawled quite a distance after being shot.

We have to find the site of the murder by nightfall. It's going to rain again.

If we're going by Forensics' theory, we need to search this entire area.

How the hell are we going to do that?

Yes?

OK...

Where? OK, I'll be right there.

You'll have to organize the search on your own, Alfhildr.

- Me? - Ingrid's been in an accident at sea.

- OK? Is it serious? - They don't know yet.

VALENTIN PETER SCHWEIGAARD, B. 1863 D.D.A. 8 YEARS OLD

NORWAY FOR NOWADAY PEOPLE

Good day. What is this about?

How's she doing?

Good, considering the circumstances. That is my impression.

But she has been placed in solitary.

What were they up to?

Apparently, they were feigning a timeigration as a graduation stunt.

Marie telephoned to notify me of the incident,

She is at a conference in Central Europe.

There is, however, a delicate topic I need to mention...

You see, there has...

Okay? Yes.

You have to call for a search crew and ask for a thorough search.

Remember to request a dog. I know. I have to go. Bye.

- You were saying? The situation is this:

The medical personnel found traces of intoxicating fluids in the girls' blood.

OK... So they were drunk?

Far worse. It was temproxate.

Can you even fathom how those sweeties were exposed to such devilry?

- Temproxate? Are you sure? - Can you believe it?

No, I don't understand how...

Is this a police matter now?

No, I'm one of the girls' father. Ingrid.

- Right. - How long will she be quarantined?

We always run tests when there's been unprotected contact with new arrivals.

I've been in that tent myself.

It usually turns out just fine.

Hi.

Oh, my. This...

Good day.

- Good day. - Good day.

- Any news on Madeleine? - I'm sorry, no.

What do the girls say about this drug?

That they don't know where it came from.

Are we not going to address the elephant in the room?

No?

What do you mean by "elephant"?

- Are you referring to me? - Excuse me for speaking bluntly.

But this is a beforeigner drug we're talking about.

And as far as I can tell, there's only one beforeigner here.

Are you implying that my background is related to this?

Yeah...

You cannot let your wife speak to me in this manner, Axel.

We're on the PTA together.

Even in politically correct times people are able to put two and two together.

What timesist nonsense!

You should be ashamed, all of you!

Forgive me for losing my temper in there.

- That happens. - Not to me.

I suppose it was too difficult for me

to return to this place.

Can you tell me what happened here?

Marie hasn't told you?

I lost my son in a storm when I arrived in this time.

Between Blekøen and Hovedøen.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Thank you for your concern.

All crews are busy with the landslide in Sørum.

You can have them tomorrow.

This is important! We have to send someone!

Don't look at me! It's not my fault we're under-staffed!

Fine. But it's going to rain tonight.

You, me and Jørn have to go up there and take care of this now.

Scrutinizing one square kilometer in one afternoon? You can't be serious.

Are you not listening?

I found blood here, which means the actual area is only this big.

The blood you found might as well come from an animal as from the victim.

Hello! I know what human blood tastes like.

You tasted the victim's blood?

Well... That's not really standard procedure...

With these wise words in mind, this meeting's adjourned.

Sit down!

I'm in charge of this case. I want us to do the search now.

I don't take orders from someone who eats blood and stuffs moss in her pants!

- Please! - What did you say?

We're not that many women here. I figured out where that lump came from.

I use Libresse with wings. But you wouldn't know about that.

Your snatch dried up 20 years ago.

Alfhildr...

If you want your subordinates to work extra, you need to be more flexible.

Thanks for the input.

Ingrid? Ingrid!

- Madde? - Can I talk to you?

- Ingrid! - Madde, no! We're quarantined!

- Don't come in here! - Ingrid! I have to talk to someone!

- What have they done to me? - Nothing. We were in an accident.

No, there's more than that!

- I'm seeing things, Ingrid! - What kind of things?

I don't know! I can't explain it, but...

- They're lying! - Madde, who's lying?

They say the discoloration of my teeth is from the electricity in the water.

But they're rotten! Look!

- Madde, I don't understand. - Let me in.

Madde, no! Please, don't do it! Madde, no! Don't come in here!

- No! - Madde!

- Madde! - Ingrid!

They're lying! No! Ingrid!

They're lying! Ingrid!

Yes.

Yes, but I don't know what to do!

- Wenche said... - Don't let Wenche sideline you.

She always chooses the easy way out.

All of the evidence could be compromised.

I'm sure you'll find a solution, Alfhildr.

I've got good news.

Throw the knatt ball!

Knatt!

- Knatt foul! - What are you talking about?

You were standing on the line when you hit it.

No fucking way!

Stop. A surveillance car's coming.

So? We didn't do anything.

Are you kidding? My backpack's full of shrooms!

Throw the shrooms in the bushes, then!

Relax, guys! It's just my friend.

Hey, shieldmaiden! You shouldn't pull up in that thing.

My boys almost had a heart attack.

Sorry. But I need your help with some cop stuff.

Okay?

I have to find the location of a shooting before nightfall.

Tonight's no good.

It's skáld night at Nivlhel, and Skjalg is going on stage.

- When's he going on? - Around midnight.

We can get it done before that.

I'll leave my card in the bar if you can take care of this.

What do you say, guys? Anyone want free mead?

- Of course! - Of course!

I hope you have a lot of money on that card, Enginnsdottir.

This bloodhound never fails!

If you feed him more shrooms, he won't be able to find his own tail!

What? You're feeding him shrooms? You do know this is a police car?

So? Is it illegal for dogs to eat shrooms?

Quit it!

Don't be such a Goody Two-Shoes.

If we're going to be cops, let us be cops!