We Are Who We Are

Why do you read poetry?

The same reason I hate your clothing.

It's fast fashion.

I'm looking for stuff that means something.

Never kissed anyone before, have you?

The parade is about to start.

Lemme come with you.

That's not necessary, thank you.

I would like to.

Two...

I think it's over.

Okay.

What's happening to us?

What do you mean?

You, me, the group?

Jonathan, he knows my name.

What do they say about us?

They think we're dating.

I think they think we're weird.

Go ahead, touch me. Go ahead.

Shut the fuck up, man.

Hey, do you ever feel like you don't fit in anywhere?

I'm a soldier, bro.

You never considered having a child of your own?

You see him, right?

On one.

Three...

two...

one. Let's get him.

- (Danny screaming) - Fraser: Huh?

Sam: We're comin' for you, blondie! (laughs)

Danny: Aim for his face! Aim for his face!

- (shooting paint balls) - (Fraser grunts)

- (distant shooting) - (panting)

Brighter than magnesium wire.

- The light within. - Britney: What are you doing?

You know the rules. Max three shots.

- Ammo. - Britney: Stop, look at him.

- Brit, just gimme the fuckin' ammo! - He's fucked!

- Shoot me instead. - Danny: Mind your fuckin' business, Brit.

Come on, shoot.

Come on.

Danny: He's not fuckin' worth it.

Britney: You're out of ammo anyway.

- (yelling) - (shooting)

-(laughter) -Danny: Get him! Get him! Get him!

- (shouting continues) - Get him!

- (yelling in Italian) - (screaming, laughing)

- (screaming continues) - (laughter)

Hey man, I was shooting you up today.

Yeah.

I just hope you handle yourself better over there.

Let's just hope you can find a nice girl to show

that cute little ass off to while I'm not around.

Cate. Cate!

Danny.

Craig!

Fraser: Yes! Incredibly.

(Fraser continues speaking indistinctly)

- Yo, what the fuck are you talking about? - Girl: What?

- What'd you just say? - (clapping, cheering)

That's bullshit, man.

Craig: Oh, come here, bro! Ah!

Thanks, man! (laughs)

- Come on, man! - (Enrico speaking Italian)

Britney: Craig, I'm so happy for you!

- (Valentina speaking Italian) - Craig: Thank you, thank you!

This works, right?

I can't believe they're getting married.

And tomorrow, he'll be on the C-130.

You're so strange.

You've been so grumpy since you started dating T-shirt.

Maybe you're right.

It's not the way it used to be.

Something really is changing.

Come on, we gotta go. Everyone's waiting for us.

- (cafeteria chatter) - Sam: Hey! How much you got?

Uh, six dollars and a few euros.

- Fraser: I have $62. - Britney: Is this fine?

- Sam: Yeah, dog. - Fraser: 62.

I have 32.

- Caitlin: And six. - Fraser: All these cents.

That's 950 cents.

Okay, we have...

$205 for Craig's suit and Valentina's dress.

Alright, so Fraser and I can go get the suit,

and you girls can go get the dress?

Alright, so what are we... Oh, this one. This one!

- And then maybe... - Where is... Sam!

Oh.

That... it's kinda nice, but for a wedding?

No, why not these pants? They're super cool.

Fraser: This is nice.

That's way too expensive.

Clearance!

Fraser: Alright, well this is the only reasonable fabric.

Britney: This is more manly though.

Fraser: What? Okay.

- Craig? Craig! - Craig: Yeah?

Fraser: Come here!

Take your backpack off.

Britney: It looks great.

- (giggles) - Caitlin: Hey.

It's $140. Perfect for Vale.

Well, it leaves us with, like, 65 bucks, so...

- jacket or pants? - Fraser: Oh, definitely jacket. Definitely.

Britney: Okay.

- Craig: Nice. - Gimme it.

Britney: So, I only have $65, but this is 80.

Is there any way we can go for 65?

- Cashier: No, I can't. - Please?

It's, like, the only money I have.

Sue, can we give her an extra discount?

Sole.

- Cute! - Caitlin: No.

- Sole: Oh yes! - Caitlin: Wow.

- (Valentina speaking Italian) - (Caitlin speaking Italian)

-(laughing) -Britney: Fidelity is the foundation of marriage.

- Britney: I don't know. - (laughter)

Oh no!

Danny: Guys! Hey, what if we did a... a Hawaiian wedding?

Caitlin: Oh! That's actually a good idea.

- Britney: I came prepared. - Fraser: It was my idea.

Priest: You are a garden.

-Locked up by... -What happened to you? You're late.

How do expect me to pull off this level of Hawaiianess

on such short notice?

Craig: I, Craig, take thee, Valentina,

to be my wedded wife,

to have and to hold, from this day forward,

for better, for worse,

for richer, for poorer,

in sickness and in health,

to love and to cherish,

till death do us part,

- and thereto... - (plane flying by)

I give myself to you.

Can I say it in Italian? I want him to hear it

- in my own language. Okay. - Yes.

- Britney: Aw! - (applause)

Enrico: Grande!

- Un-fucking-believable. - Fraser: Congratulations!

- Danny: My boy! - Craig: Yes, sir.

- Thank you. - Danny: My boy is married!