Reunion 2 - Bachelor Party (Luokkakokous 2 – Polttarit)

I want to see it. - Nippe... No.

We shouldn't look now. - Let's take a look.

No. -Yes. I have to see it.

This is standard stuff. I'm just feeling my dead friend's willy.

Mum! He's doing it again! I hate it!

Niklas, didn't we agree about the photos?

The kids print them out at school, and Saara is embarrassed.

I'm keeping up with the times. I got six new followers.

How many have you got? - You don't even do sports.

Hey... What was so good about it? - About what?

My album! - Your album?

Everything. - Okay.

Nippe! What's up?

I'm good. A little busy. A lot of stuff going on.

Out for a jog? Well, why not.

Does that guy look familiar? - Congratulations on the new album.

Well done, Tuomas. - Are you wearing long johns?

REUNION 2 - THE BACHELOR PARTY

Hey! Keep going. - Look at him.

Our Tuomas, getting married. Who would've thought?

Your time will come too, Antti. - Yeah. Of course.

Actually, I'm working on it. - Really?

Speed dating. 40 women over one date.

Hey... I suggested that to you like three years ago.

Guys! The first reviews are coming soon.

Guess who's coming to Tuomas' bachelor party? Willy.

Willy? Oh, Willy Kallonen! Really?

Yes. He promised to bring along some strippers.

No one does that anymore, do they?

More than one stripper? - He's loaded.

Wait a second. I want my best friends to hear this.

Mirkku, shoot.

Not one good review? Or even mediocre?

But hey... You're getting married. Focus on that.

Pull strength from that.

Right?

Tuomas Lilja - the musical equivalent of haemorrhoids

Niklas, you have a visitor! - What?

Antti. - How do I look?

I have that date. -Jaana, I'll take it from here.

No, I asked her to stay. I need a female perspective.

Hi, I'm Antti Kulmala, a 38-year-old bachelor from Southern Finland.

Well? -Why do you talk like a beauty queen?

Don't you have nametags? - On a date?

It's a speed date. 40 women, three minutes each. Nippe told me.

Well? Is this over the top?

How can that be over the top? What do you normally wear?

My orange T-shirt.

That's perfect. You're ready.

What time does it start? - It isn't until tomorrow.

I'm not an idiot. - Okay. Good luck.

You're bleeding. Did you use the shaver again?

Goddammit. - Are you okay?

Seeing blood makes me feel dizzy these days.

It's an age thing. - Thanks.

I feel like I don't know you anymore.

It was just a magazine article from long ago.

I helped Antti out.

Niklas... I want to tell you something.

But I need you to focus. - Look, that's Willy Kallonen.

I used to know him. How did he get tickets?

How should I know? - He may come to the bachelor party.

If he's still alive by then.

I couldn't tell him.

It isn’t just that. No!

I have to go. Bye.

I have that...

Here comes the gong!

How many times a day... a week should a man go to the gym?

As many times as he likes. - What would be good for me?

Take your paper, your pen, and your drink with you.

Hi. I'm Antti. Antti Kulmala.

This is my first time here. Hopefully not the last.

Or actually, it would be better if this was the last time.

One guinea pig was left in the microwave oven...

They're kind of cute. Stegosaurus, mainly.

Do you like dinosaurs?

Do you like dogs? -Yeah. I took a class on dog trimming.

Your name is Inka? Do you come from an Indian background?

No? -Here comes the gong!

You're beautiful as you are, but an Indian...

Inka. Indian.

Excuse me.

There must've been a mistake.

No one ticked my box. - That happens.

Come again next Saturday. I'll give you a discount.

What?

There were over 30 single women, and no one wants to see me again?

Yeah. -I was brushed off 30 times!

I'm sorry.

One more thing.

You have the contact details for all the women.

Hypothetically, how much would they cost?

I can't break that trust.

I have to know what's wrong with me.

I can tell you that for free.

You did what? - I stole them.

Have you called the women? -just three so far.

I pretended to be a telemarketer. - What did they say?

They didn't buy anything. One subscribed to a newspaper.

What's up, shitfaces? Want to get plastered? -Willy!

Great to see you! What an awesome car!

Well... It's nice. Listen, Willy... or Henrik...

Why don't you park on the marked spot? It was in the e-mail.

Good old Nippe, always nit-picking.

Nippe! Stop nit-picking.

But still... Do you have a pink shirt as agreed? -No.

Does the driver speak Finnish?

Can you please drive this car to the marketplace?

The marked place. - I'll take care of it. Björn!

This way. - Willy is such a cool guy.

He could've gone anywhere, but he wanted to come here.

Enough with the raving. - You're just jealous.

Of him? Why? - He's got everything.

At that rate, he won't live to see 40. -At least he's lived.

And I haven't? - Hush, they're coming.

Can't we talk about this? -You've been yelling at me about the rings!

You didn't even look at them! - You haven't listened to my album.

Stop going on about that. - Let me look at them!

Wow. They're fabulous, and probably expensive.

How do we pay for them when my album doesn't sell?

Should we call this off? - Yeah, we'll come back later.

I've had a load of shit dumped on me!

You don't know what it feels like to read those reviews.

Why do you read them then? - It's part of my job!

And one more thing. If I ever get positive feedback again -

I'd like it to be from someone who's listened to the album!

Abort! -just tell the truth!

Truth? That sounds strange coming from your mouth.

Here we go! - Do you even love me anymore?

Of course. - Then show it!

Am I not trying? -You don't think of anyone but yourself!

I actually thought that you wanted to change! Tuomas!

Surprise!

Tuomas is supposed to have a bachelor party, but we can come back...

Willy! Unbelievable!

Go. We can fight later.

Hell... I've missed you. - I've missed you, too.

Why are you sulking? That's no way to get married.

I know what will help. - I'm not doing that.

And neither should you. - But you dare to get married.

Are you okay? - Hey, which of us is sulking?

Look at this bird.

Who's that? - Is she single?

Miss G, Carola Hahlqvist. - Why does her name sound familiar?

She's the biggest buyer in Finland.

If she distributed your album, you'd get a gold record.

She's not single. Is she single?

Could she really do it? -Remember that triple platinum Christmas album?

Was that her doing? - This lady likes her toys big.

Hey, Tuomas is getting married.

Yeah.

I was just trying to help.

What? -If you're not going for Miss G, can I...

Be my guest.

Nippe...

Thanks. -You weren't offended earlier, were you?

I was just kidding. You aren't always nit-picking. Comprendo, amigo?

Hasta luego.

Don't talk bullshit. - Okay.

What you did was so wrong and so inconsiderate, even for you.

I know. What do you want me to say? I'm sorry. Truly.

You should apologise to Tuomas.

He's actually thinking about fucking your friend for triple platinum.

Tuomas? - Yeah. Have some decency.

Comprendo, amigo? - Si.

Okay, I'll give it a try. - Yes! Go, Tuomas!

Shit, I thought that Nippe knew about me and Jaana.

What do you mean? - That we've fucked.

What?

It was a long time ago, but that doesn't make it okay.

But I'll grab us some drinks.

It was just a spare.

Maybe I could lead Miss G to believe that we could do something -

but then nothing would happen.

Has Willy fucked Jaana? - There'd be nothing wrong with that.

What did you say? -Willy told me that he's fucked Jaana.

No. - Yes.

What are we going to say to Nippe? -Nothing.

Nothing? - Willy is our friend.

And Nippe isn't? - What am I not?

Nothing. You're not finished with your beer.

Willy has fucked Jaana.

He left in style.

Did someone take off his bowling shoes?

People tend to walk out in them. - This one won't.

Niklas... - Don't.

We have to talk about it.

Okay, I made a mistake.

No. A mistake is forgetting your keys inside the car -

or getting Grandma's pills mixed up.

But hiding the sausage of a childhood friend on a seminar trip -

is not a mistake.

Why don't you go to the funeral? You knew him better than I did.

Hi, honey. What did you hear Mummy and Daddy say?

Like from the beginning?

Don't ask. just drive.

Hey... I know what you're going through.

The same thing happened to me.

Except that the guy didn't die.