Disco Boy

Passport.

Passport.

Check, check.

Belarusian friends.

May I remind you that your visa

is valid only for three days

and only for Poland.

Any violation will be severely punished.

Man.

Come on, I'll play my own music.

- That will be 50 zlote. - What?

- What are you doing? - We've still five hours.

You like this shit?

"Shit" ...

Well done!

For fifty zlote, let's play it loud!

You going to a concert?

- What? - Dancing?

What?

En France.

Vive la France!

France!

So quiet.

Crème caramel.

Bordeaux.

What?

Bordeaux.

Pain au chocolat!

Camembert!

Vache qui rit!

Vache qui rit sucks.

Forget the raft! Mikhail!

Mish...

Mikhail!

Mikhail!

Hello?

Hello?

Mikhail?

No, Madam...

It's Alexei.

No papers?

Are you illegal?

Did you enter illegally?

It's not a problem.

How did you get here?

Eight days to get to France.

Sit down.

Where did you learn French?

Movies.

Where are you from?

Belarussia, Liozna.

Do you have any particular signs?

Any other tattoos?

Do you have a motor deficit of any kind?

No.

Do you have any relatives? An emergency contact?

No.

Are you willing to take risks?

Those who are afraid, they stay home.

Take off your clothes.

Even the socks, the underpants.

Lawyers,

CEOs,

Red Army soldiers,

fascists,

homeless.

I don't care who you were.

Here

everyone has a chance.

You have a few days to prove yourself.

With your muscles

and your hearts,

welcome to the Foreign Legion.

Get out.

It's not your day!

Go!

Get out.

No omelets this morning?

Andy.

I hear your sister has incredible tits.

Is that true?

Have you seen them?

Stephen's been talking about them all morning.

Why are you dragging me into this?

Andy...

Did you know the selected candidates are given French names?

You'll be called

André.

A real jerk's name.

Francesco, leave him be. He doesn't understand French.

Name François not better.

Name François also jerk.

You let yourself go.

Look with your heart,

not with your eyes.

Heart.

Heart!

Turn around!

Heart!

Come on!

Faster!

Down!

Run!

Faster!

Go, go, go!

Go!

Make a decision!

Make a decision!

If you stop to think, you're already dead.

You're not an intellectual. You're a soldier!

A soldier!

Come on!

Run!

Run!

Run, run, run!

Come on!

Together.

Always stay together!

No one gets left behind!

Now run!

Go!

Faster!

Go! Go!

Faster!

I do it only because you are good.

And because I am much better.

Slow down!

Together!

Always together!

One final push!

Run until your lungs explode.

041!

At your service!

073!

At your service!

012!

At your service!

021!

At your service!

037!

At your service!

Head up high.

119!

At your service!

From today,

you are legionnaires in the service of the French Republic!

You have the right to a residence permit.

You can change your name,

and surname.

In five years,

you will have a French passport.

Hey guys, we're here for the interview.

Can you start shooting please?

We're just gonna put some mics on you.

And then after if you guys could just speak one at a time.

Okay?

And I'm Rachel Woods and I'm from VICE U.S.

We are here with the number one enemy of the Nigerian government.

Where the fuck are they going?

Did you get that?

We are MEND.

The Movement for the Emancipation of Niger Delta.

We are MEND!

Why do you want me to stay?

I need you in the village.

I will leave, Jomo.

And you? What will become of you here?

No.

I am not going to hide this time.

Ready?

I'm here to stand for men and women

who refuse to die in ignorance,

hunger and thirst.

Foreigners,

the resources that our livelihood are disappearing

because of your exploitation,

with the complicity of our corrupted government.

Twenty years from now, when there is no oil left,

you will leave us with devastated land and polluted water,

with no fish, nor any further land to farm.

We will be left with nothing.

For a long time now,

we have turned the other cheek.

Now,

our eyes are open.

We will not follow the same path as our fathers.

We will not be slaves,

nor will we be peaceful.

This time,

you will obey.

Let's go.

Do you ever wonder what you'd have become