YES DAY

Some people gravitate towards no.

Some people naturally lean towards yes.

I said yes to everything.

Oh.

I'm up! Yes!

Come on! Hop on!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

- Allison? - And when I met Carlos…

- You're Allison? - Yes.

I think I got your coffee. I took a sip. You mind?

…it was like finding a partner in yes.

- Arepa pabellón. - Arepa parió.

- Pabellón. Yeah. - Pabellón. Yeah.

Hey, should we play hooky and go to the beach?

Yes! I'm ready.

- You think? Yeah. - Yeah.

Do you wanna meet my parents?

Oh, yeah, I wanna meet your parents.

Wanna go rock climbing?

- - Allison!

I'm coming! Carlos! Carlos!

I'm coming. Come here. Come. Come.

Yes was like the theme of our relationship.

- Allison, do you take Carlos... - Yes! Yes! Yes!

- Carlos, do you take... - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

And although having kids is the best thing that's ever happened to us…

…no became the new yes.

Oh, no, no, no.

- Four, three, two, one. - No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no.

But no is part of the job.

No is the light.

- No is the answer. - Hey! No! No, no, no!

Come on! Layla's parents let her!

No, no, no, no, no. Ah-ah-ah. No.

Okay, guys, screen time's over.

- Wait, no, no. Wait. Five more minutes. - Nope.

Hey! Mom! Mom, Mom. Mom, Mom!

Saying no 50 times an hour?

No! Absolutely not!

Nope on a rope!

Nando?

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. Uh-uh.

Katie, you're kidding me. You've done half of your homework.

No!

No way, no how, not by a long shot,

under no circumstances, not in a million years, no!

- -

It's called parenting.

Hey, Cheryl, how's it going? Good morning.

Hey, listen, I have a quick question.

Um, I have a job interview this afternoon.

I was wondering if you could take Ellie for a couple of hours after school?

What about the Girl Scouts?

Okay, put us down for three boxes of Samoas.

Tagalongs? Who likes Tagalongs?

Okay, put me down. Ten boxes.

Cheryl Nelson is shaking me down.

Yep, I'll… I'll wait.

Mom? Fleekfest? Dad said he's okay with me going if you are.

Oh, he did?

Wait, you're going to a freak fest?

Awesome. You can finally be with your people.

It's called Fleekfest. It's a music festival. It's cool.

I guess if you think it's cool, I'm sure it's super cool.

- Did you hear what I asked? - Yeah, you're 14.

You can't go without a parent.

Hi. You can? I'll put a blue note and the check in her backpack. Thank you.

Nobody wants to go to a music festival with their parent.

Dad, please help! Mom.

What… What? She said no?

Mm-hm.

If your mother says no, it's no, sweetie.

Really? Don't you mean if we say no?

Guys? Watch this.

I think I put the right amount of baking soda in this time.

Get ready for a waffle volcano in three, two…

Must've mixed the catalyst wrong.

You'll get it next time.

Can I sign your math homework?

Duh. Yeah, you can sign all my homework, except for math. Whoops.

- You told me you finished everything. - Hey, don't worry.

I get by on my charm.

Honey, I'm gonna stop by the gym after work, okay?

I need to keep sculpting the Carlos.

- Tonight? You're stopping by the gym? - Yeah. Tonight.

- Really? Tonight? - Tonight.

Oh. Tonight? No, no, not tonight. No, tonight is, um, is our…

- Your… The kids'… Uh… - Come on.

- Anniver… Birthday? Soccer? - Really? Come on. You can do it.

- Parent-teacher night, Daddy. - Ah. That one. Yeah.

I don't understand how you can open this refrigerator ten times a day

and not see this beautiful calendar.

Eh, because it's gotten a little over-complicated.

- It hurts my eyes. - Growing up, things were simple.

You wake up, go to school or work, and then you have to...

I know how to twerk.

- Does she mean twerk twerk? - "To work," not "twerk." Is she twerking?

She totally is.

- No! - Not side to side, Ellie. Up and down.

- Let me show you. - Katie. No.

- Do you want me to… - No!

Really loosen your hips.

Nobody's loosening their hips. Child!

Really pop it, Ellie.

Carlos, help me out!

Yo. You gotta shake your body.

Come on. Pop it, Ellie!

Nobody's popping it! We are late!

Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

Yes!

The catalyst!

I mean, I'm so sorry.

You can put on your music if you want, Daddy. I don't mind.

- Really, honey? - Yup.

Okay. Thank you.

So, what'd she say?

Bad news, Lay. Mom gave a thumbs-down to Fleekfest.

What?

But your mom's so smart and cool and gorgeous.

I know.

Sometimes I'm like, "Is she my mom, or is she a runway model?"

If I'm so great, you won't mind me coming with you, then you can go.

Yeah, no, thanks.

Never mind.

I don't get it. I took you two to Taylor Swift a couple of years ago.

We had a blast.

- I was 12 then. I was a little tween. -

Dad said I could go. He believes in me. He knows I can handle myself.

Your dad just wants to be the good guy because he knows that I will say no.

And I do believe in you.

It's just that concerts like Fleekfest bring out

a whole world of people you have not been exposed to yet.

And it's not gonna happen without a parent.

Well, when will I be able to go to concerts alone?

Never. You will always have to go to concerts with me your whole life.

- Even when I'm your age? - Especially when you're my age.

You will love it because you love me.

Four more years. Four more years. Four more years.

Mom, no.

- My ears are bleeding. - Mom!

What is it with you and this song?

Because you love this song.

- I sang it when you were a baby. - I'm not a baby.

What is it?

What is it?

Okay, I better… I better turn it down for the school drop-off.

I don't wanna go to school today.

I don't wanna drop you off, but I have to.

You have to go to school, and I have to go to work.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

- No. - Yes.

No drones inside, for the 50th time!

Sorry, Mom.

Oh.

Hey, Mr. Torres. I… I promise this never happens.

Look. Hey, I fixed it. It's working. I fixed...

Guys. Guys, it's too loud.

Guys! Joan?

Guys! Guys!

It's still way too loud.

But the ads are going to say these speakers will melt your brains.

- That wouldn't hold up with a waiver. - Fine.

Boo.

My job is to keep us from getting sued. Bring the decibel level down.

Also, you're not supposed to bring food in a testing area.

I have to ask you to throw the McGriddle away.

Joan? Both of you.

Mine's finished.

Look, I hate saying no, but it's my job. Okay?

- Mrs. Torres? Hi. - Hi.

You were VP of marketing at Kulger Food?

For a long time. I loved that job,