Supernatural - Thirteenth Season

It's a powerful spellbook,

a tome of Druidic magic called the Black Grimoire.

A powerful spellbook shows up,

and all of a sudden, you're here to help?

Do you want to break the curse on your brother?

We need to find that book.

Abi!

The book. You're no fun.

Oh, if you're looking for Rowena,

she is presently indisposed,

which is a delicate way of saying

I stomped on her face till the white meat showed

and then set her on fire just in case.

I don't need to waste my grace,

and there's plenty in the cupboard.

Oh, touch me and I'll --

Don't worry. I won't take it all.

Save some for a rainy day.

You would seem to be the weak link on this team.

Yes, my grace is a little bit depleted, but give me time, man.

Now you know better than to screw with me, Asmodeus.

Oh, I knew better than to screw with the old you.

I'm a collector. Lucifer could be useful.

Castiel is a card to play if the Winchesters get out of line.

Hey, Marty. How's your night?

Hi.

Hey.

Excuse me.

Aegrota amore.

Oh, my God. Hi.

I was totally hoping we could talk.

You want to talk with me?

I mean, you're so handsome.

Really?

What's your name? Dale.

I'm Jamie, and that's my sister Jennie.

Y'all from around here?

Nah, my sister and I are on our way

to this little town called Lebanon.

Heard of it? I can't say that I have.

You are so beautiful.

Oh. Thank you.

Anyway, we're out of gas and we're out of money.

Tragic, right?

That is terrible.

Well, what can I do for ya?

I'll do anything.

I knew you were our hero.

The easiest thing

would be to take all the money from the register,

grab a couple bottles of good vodka,

and bring it outside.

What about Marty?

What about him?

Finally.

Got it for you, baby.

What's with the hammer?

Oh, my God, sexy, it's just for in case.

Like, for protection.

This is a dangerous place at night.

I mean, that guy in there totally just got killed.

Oh, don't worry. I won't let anything bad happen to you.

I love you. Oh, I love you, too.

Uh, what was your name again?

- Dale. - Right. Yes.

But don't worry, Dale.

Our mom taught us three really important steps

to looking out for ourselves.

Always look your best. never get attached to a man.

And always make the death look non-magical,

so you don't attract Hunters.

The death?

Now be a good boy and hold really still for me.

How'd we do?

So good.

All right.

We've got “Principia Phantasmagoia”.

We have...

“Archive of the Unnatural Occurrences”.

And we've got “Jower et Nuet”.

Kind of a weird name.

“Jour et Nuit.” It's, uh, it's French.

It means “The Book of Day and Night.”

Fancy.

So this is everything that even mentions

some alternate realities.

So there's bound to be something in here

that talks about the Apocalypse World, right?

Yeah, maybe. Dude.

I'm just saying, Dean,

Jack was our way over there, obviously, so with him gone --

Okay, well, Jack's been gone before.

We found him once. We can find him again.

No, no, he didn't run away.

He is literally in an alternate reality.

Okay, so we'll just come up with a plan B, okay?

You said it yourself. We just keep our heads down and we'll do the work.

You said that.

And I was right.

Yeah.

So you read, do your Sam thing.

I'm gonna go for a beer run.

Yeah.

We should probably loop Cass in at some point.

We'll fill him in when he calls. He checks in every day.

Yeah, with a bunch of questions and no leads.

I'm sure he is doing the best he can.

Just go get beer or...

Huh. Always thought you'd have a...

bigger stick.

What's your name again?

They call me Dipper.

And you let them.

Listen, Dipper,

it's not the size of the stick,

it's how you use it.

Funniest thing -- I'm always hearing that

from guys with... little sticks.

Smooth.

We gave the warding a little kick.

Just for you.

Thanks. So considerate.

Appreciate that a lot.

You're not nice, and I don't like you.

You're treating me like an every day angel!

And if I had just a little more power,

I could tear this place apart!

Just sayin'.

You don't have that power, and they know it.

Okay, well, if somebody would be a pal

and let me eat a little of his grace,

I would have enough strength to get out of here

and butcher that son of a bitch!

Well, that's a nice, horrifying plan.

Little cannibalism.

Really? I seem to remember a somebody

snacking on angel grace once upon a time.

There is no “I” in “team" Castiel.

I want you to remember that.

Fine, whatever. I can wait.

Asmodeus was my weakest creation.

Oh, he was, was he?

Doesn't seem that weak to me.

Yeah, yeah, that -- that whole shape-shifty thing he does?

I-I didn't give him that.

But so what? The old dog's learned some new tricks.

Eventually, he's gonna mess up. Then he's mine. Okay?

Excuses aside,

you're saying that you're too weak

to overcome even your weakest creation.

Shut up.

Somebody! Help!

Please, there's something wrong with my sister!

Please, please. Please.

Okay. Watch out, watch out, watch out.

- What happened? - I don't know. Please.

She just -- she just collapsed.

I -- We were walking and...

Aegrota amore.

Doesn't a kiss, like,

usually wake up your true love?

Thank you.

You saved me.

Are you Dean Winchester?

I-I...

Yeah.

How are you feeling? How are you feeling?

Good.

Real good.

Hey, uh...

I think you might be right.

I think maybe it's time we go ahead and call Cass,

because, I mean, if -- if...

You all right?

Am I all right?

I'm in love.

You...Oh, are you?

I mean, I am, like, full-on twitterpated here.

Seriously, I can't wait for you to meet her, either.

She -- I mean, she's...

She's sweet and she's beautiful

and she's just kinda sorta perfect.

Anyway, I'm thinking of asking her to move in with me here...

if that's cool,

'cause this is big-time.

Uh, Dean, w-what are you doing with the Black Grimoire?

It's a gift. For Jamie.

For...Jamie?

My soul mate.

Sure. Right.

And she happen to ask for that book by, uh, name?

Yeah! I mean, isn't that kind of cosmic fate,

- that we actually have it? - Like...

“Cosmic fate.” Right, yeah.

Okay, okay, okay.

I think I know what's going on here.

Do you remember, uh, uh, Becky in Vegas?

The love spell and...

No.

Okay, I think Jamie must be a-a witch or a demon --